r/photoshopbattles • u/PhotoShopBattles • Jun 23 '13

Weekly Battle | Closed Battle #70 "WWI Tank" via last weeks winner, DaminDrexil

 

The stock image for Battle #70 is... WWI Tank

 

This week's image was chosen by the first place winner in last weeks battle, DaminDrexil - who dethroned Captain_McFiesty in the MSPaintBattles War II.

Previous original image: Stranded

Winning Entry: This is Photoshop territory (album)

SIMPLE RULES

  • Submit your entry as a comment to this thread. The most upvotes wins a trophy flair and chooses the stock image for the next battle.

  • Every entrant gets a flair. These will be handed out when the battle ends.

  • You can also edit someone's entry as your own. This can go back and forth. Each submitter is allowed multiple entries.

  • During the initial 48 hour no-voting period, every entry will be removed and replaced when voting opens.

  • Please be sure to tag NSFW entries appropriately.

Downvotes DO NOT count. (Please do not downvote appropriate content)

  • Vote for as many entries as you like.

  • Battle will end on Friday June 28th, 2013.

We are using contest mode for this thread which obscures the vote count and the sorting order.

Good luck and have fun!

58 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

84 comments sorted by

99

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '13

There's always money in the banana stand!!

5

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '13 edited Dec 05 '24

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2

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '13

Thank you! I thought it was hilarious.

169

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '13

The Best Food Cart In NYC.

5

u/Quest4life Jun 26 '13

This is incredibly good. Legitimate question though as this picture was taken during separate but equal, did you shoppe in the black guy or was it really a black man in that line...

4

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '13

Thanks! And yes, that's really a black guy in line.

3

u/wastelander Jun 29 '13

I believe that was only in the south.

206

u/ASTROPOPE Jun 24 '13

The Kaiser didn't see this one coming.

6

u/vallie24 Jun 27 '13

this seriously made laugh out loud in the middle of class, you have my vote!

49

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '13

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91

u/rehtuS Jun 24 '13

Classified WWI technology

6

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '13

does whatever a spider tank does

2

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '13 edited Jun 25 '13

Nice, man or woman.

Edit: political correction

1

u/rehtuS Jun 26 '13

Thanks!

82

u/FueledByCoffee Jun 25 '13

soooooo, I had this idea about making early French tanks being designed as 'form before function', but as I started dropping them into the French countryside, I'll be damned if my early French tanks don't almost make sense

6

u/99drumdude Jun 26 '13

This picture makes no sense and trips me the hell out for whatever reason [6]

EDIT: which isn't a bad thing ;D (supposed to be a compliment)

2

u/bajablazer85 Jun 30 '13

Right there with ya bud.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '13

This would be a cool background.

2

u/bonny_peg_o_ramsey Jun 30 '13

Never have I seen such aesthetically pleasing machines of death.

40

u/simianfreud Jun 23 '13

Possibly NSFW - That tank looks filthy

4

u/vallie24 Jun 27 '13

subtle.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '13

I think he made the tank disappear.

20

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '13

I can't get enough of this guy.

5

u/SuperMinion Jun 26 '13

Regardless of the photoshop, They used tractors? its not like they're even good tractors

3

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '13

Myeez I agree my good sir, I suppose they take what they can. The mexican drug cartel can transform a truck into a tank while the North koerrrreans are satesfied with tractors, maby the engineers are to busy with the nuclear bombs.

2

u/DontYouMeanHAHAHAHA Jun 30 '13

It's probably because North Korea, despite the imbalance between rich and poor, is already massively poor anyway.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '13

Good point!

1

u/wastelander Jun 29 '13

Whats more they had these things out on parade as a demonstration of their military might. It makes you wonder what didn't qualify for parade duty. Weaponized unicycles?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '13

Not like it matters. It's the things they carry that matter. I mean, the USAF uses xbox 360 controllers to fly their drones, but that doesnt make it any less deadly.

40

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '13 edited Sep 05 '20

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u/bajablazer85 Jun 30 '13

Def would have been better with just one tank off to the side. Subtle.

1

u/nononoitsfine Jun 30 '13

Eh that would've been too easy

34

u/AnarchisticCake Jun 23 '13

WWI WALL·E

1

u/crestfallen_warrior Jun 25 '13

Re-assemble?

Re-assemble?

N-No.. Its dead. No Re-assemble..

17

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '13

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1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '13

Yeah I tried to colorize a photo once, it is a lot of work. I quit.

38

u/laminam85 Jun 25 '13

Dear Diary,

Started my new job today... couldn't be happier.

43

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '13

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21

u/purpleballs Jun 26 '13 edited Jun 27 '13

"Fire at ze eagle!"

5

u/Strader69 Jun 28 '13

Looks like something straight from Monty Python.

3

u/treoni Jun 27 '13

/r/MURICA would like a word with you.

6

u/iliasasdf Jun 26 '13

Unexpected encounter.

1

u/SuperMinion Jun 26 '13

Both our entries are in the same universe

1

u/iliasasdf Jun 26 '13

Hehe indeed. Turns out mars is much more populated then we think.

14

u/tacothecat Jun 26 '13

Tankizard

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '13

That...is actually pretty awesome.

7

u/regularpixel Jun 27 '13

Eight year olds dude - jesus

16

u/derajydac Jun 23 '13

My friend calls him "Mr Ridiculously Photogenic Tank

3

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '13

Oh god what

1

u/mtbfreak Jun 29 '13

that was funnier than it should have been :)

6

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '13

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3

u/jakielim Jun 28 '13

Premise ridiculous, neither tank nor potato in Latvia.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '13

"drive closer! i want hit with potatoe!!"

5

u/Strader69 Jun 24 '13

Resting Place

An idea not worthy of my skills.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '13

Grand Theft Auto: Rush Hour

3

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '13

Idea : 9.5/10

Execution : 4.8/10

1

u/jakielim Jun 26 '13

I think 9.5 is too generous of a score for this.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '13

I had a hard time finding a good traffic jam photo it would fit well with. So I gave up looking. I'll take the low score.