r/photoshopbattles • u/PhotoShopBattles • Jul 19 '15

Weekly Battle | Closed Battle #170 "John Kerry's Crutch Gun" chosen on behalf of previous winner, The_Classy_Narwhal

Previous Winner

This week's image was chosen on behalf of /u/The_Classy_Narwhal, the first place winner in Battle 169:

Stock image: Outstretched Bird

Winning entry: "We want happy paintings" - Bird Ross

The stock image for Battle #170 is... John Kerry's Crutch Gun

Prizes

The winner of this weeks battle will:

Receive 3 months of Reddit Gold!, courtesy of the admins (via /u/krispykrackers).
Get to choose next week's stock image.
Get a number added to their contributor flair.

If you this is your first win, your standard flair will be replaced by this winners' flair. On your second win, you'll get this winners' flair, etc.
Get to keep the trophy for a week, after which it's handed on to the next winner.

(more information on flair here)

The Rules

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The Schedule

All entries will be hidden for the first 48 hours.
Voting will open on Tuesday, after which all entries will be visible.

Contest mode will be enabled for another 24 hours. This will sort comments randomly, obscure vote counts, and automatically minimize child comments.
Contest mode will be disabled on Wednesday.

From there on out, each comment's vote total will be visible, and entries can be sorted by karma (just like any other reddit thread).
The battle will end on Saturday, July 25^th.

Next week's battle will be posted early Sunday morning.

Best of luck, everyone, and have fun!

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89% Upvoted

u/AwesomeManatee Jul 20 '15

He ain't 'fraid of no ghost!

u/taiwanisacountry Jul 21 '15

Move over Chuck, there's a new badass in town.

u/mattjamesmattjames Jul 21 '15

John Kerry is a Sharp Dressed Man

1

u/MetaMythical Jul 24 '15

This deserves far more recognition

u/Kweeveen Jul 20 '15

https://i.imgur.com/M1wLpMg.jpg

3

u/staffell Jul 24 '15

Thank you for not shopping him in a gun-toting scenario

2

u/DaveFromChico Jul 23 '15

Oh that's just beautiful

2

u/Adaptapple Jul 23 '15

Mad Photoshop skills.

u/dharma-naut Jul 20 '15 edited Feb 06 '19

Say hello to my......photoshop skills?

u/not_charles_grodin Jul 20 '15

Legislate. Fail. Repeat.

u/AwesomeManatee Jul 21 '15

Duel aboard a starship

u/Ethan_the_Lion Jul 22 '15

The Real Killer

0

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '15

that's horrible

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

It's just a bad dream...

4

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '15

Bernie Sanders' face is priceless.

u/_AI_ Jul 21 '15

Did you hear about the new edition of CoD4:MW?

u/RedHotOstrich Jul 22 '15

We're gonna need a bigger crutch.

u/BushyRedBeard Jul 21 '15

Say hello to my little friend

0

u/DaminDrexil Jul 25 '15

Haha! Very well done!

u/SadSadChump Jul 22 '15

Look Carefully

1

u/Ethan_the_Lion Jul 23 '15

I saw that! Very subtle xD

1

u/SgtSheesh Jul 24 '15

i dont get it. i feel dumb...

2

u/Ethan_the_Lion Jul 24 '15

The man in the seat on the bottom left has Brazzers open on his laptop.

1

u/SgtSheesh Jul 24 '15

aaah I see! subtle!

u/Beanthatlifts Jul 22 '15

Sky Party!

1

u/dymar123 Aug 23 '15

Lmao Cebu Pacific

u/Dan_neil_ Jul 21 '15

Master of Balance http://i.imgur.com/Ui53Svm.jpg

u/I_will_fix_this Jul 20 '15

ICE CREAM!

1

u/aclinkster Jul 22 '15

Love it!

u/TheWeinerHero Jul 20 '15

The cake is a lie

u/jibbajabba01 Jul 21 '15

My name is John Valjohn!

2

u/Isaac123Garris Jul 23 '15

This is amazing

u/TheMoonMoth Jul 22 '15 edited Jul 22 '15

First Blood

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15 edited Jun 04 '18

[deleted]

3

u/TheRumpletiltskin Jul 21 '15

and the hunter becomes the hunted...

u/taiwanisacountry Jul 21 '15

I'm back.

u/Majornoid Jul 21 '15

In my time...

u/jjoonn56 Jul 21 '15

Let me preface this by saying I just got photoshop 2 nights ago and have been watching youtube videos to learn. Please don't be too harsh.

My Entry

3

u/adityapstar Jul 22 '15

Starting with a higher quality image might help.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

[deleted]

2

u/jjoonn56 Jul 22 '15

Thanks :D

u/gibbonofdoom Jul 21 '15

John "Kerry" Lennon

u/GreasyBeast Jul 21 '15

GTA's new character

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15

Say 'hello' to my little friend!

3

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

You put his name as "John Kenny", was that on purpose? :P

9

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Oh wow, his last name is Kerry... I read it as Kenny. I'm not American, I have no idea who this guy even is :/

5

u/I_will_fix_this Jul 22 '15

Lets just pretend it's his Celebrity name

u/fatbish Jul 20 '15

Soon in a theater near you...

u/SecretFootToucher Jul 21 '15

How he got all of those purple hearts

u/rah1236 Jul 21 '15

ALLAHUA SNACKBAR

2

u/MrAwesomeToo Jul 23 '15

This just became /r/MSPaintBattles

u/TheRumpletiltskin Jul 21 '15

John "Babby Legs" Kerry

u/mrcoolbp Jul 20 '15 edited Jul 20 '15

That'll teach you to steal my hairspray!

u/FullNoodleFrontity Jul 20 '15

Sympathy for the Devil

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Je suis un terroriste

u/genericgod Jul 21 '15 edited Jul 21 '15

Veteran

Dont feel offended, I'm not really into US politics.

u/rainbowslasher_ Jul 22 '15

I hope y'all gobble this up

u/Adaptapple Jul 20 '15 edited Jul 21 '15

The Prestige Poster

u/Majornoid Jul 20 '15

Surprise

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15 edited Jul 21 '15

"Say hello to my little friend"

u/Wi-Ni Jul 22 '15

Tough Negotiations

Source 1

Source 2

u/westworm Jul 22 '15

Last Stand

u/jamessm1964 Jul 21 '15 edited Jul 24 '15

SnoopDogg Travelling - "Saturday Night Flight"

u/ImNotChazz Jul 25 '15

http://imgur.com/ZVt6Fhi

u/Mathgeek007 Jul 21 '15

I gave myself two hours and Microsoft Paint, while lying in my bed, 3AM, on a laptop touchpad. Forgive me.

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u/i_am_a_bot_ama Jul 23 '15

^{^{0110011001101111011100100110011101101001011101100110010101101110}}

Not an easy task in MSPaint

1

u/Mathgeek007 Jul 23 '15

What's so important about 7381244102760097134?

Oh, and yeah. It is. Next time I'll use my computer and outshadow you all.