r/photoshopbattles Jul 19 '15

Weekly Battle | Closed Battle #170 "John Kerry's Crutch Gun" chosen on behalf of previous winner, The_Classy_Narwhal

 

Previous Winner

This week's image was chosen on behalf of /u/The_Classy_Narwhal, the first place winner in Battle 169:

Stock image: Outstretched Bird

Winning entry: "We want happy paintings" - Bird Ross  



 

 

The stock image for Battle #170 is... John Kerry's Crutch Gun

 

 



 

Prizes

The winner of this weeks battle will:

 

The Rules

  • Submit your entry as a comment to this thread.

    You can post as many as you want.

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    You can vote for as many different entries as you want, but please do not downvote. Downvotes will not be counted when deciding winners.

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The Schedule

  • All entries will be hidden for the first 48 hours.

  • Voting will open on Tuesday, after which all entries will be visible.

    Contest mode will be enabled for another 24 hours. This will sort comments randomly, obscure vote counts, and automatically minimize child comments.

  • Contest mode will be disabled on Wednesday.

    From there on out, each comment's vote total will be visible, and entries can be sorted by karma (just like any other reddit thread).

  • The battle will end on Saturday, July 25th.

    Next week's battle will be posted early Sunday morning.

 

Best of luck, everyone, and have fun!

37 Upvotes

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u/Kweeveen Jul 20 '15

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u/staffell Jul 24 '15

Thank you for not shopping him in a gun-toting scenario

2

u/DaveFromChico Jul 23 '15

Oh that's just beautiful

2

u/Adaptapple Jul 23 '15

Mad Photoshop skills.

18

u/Ethan_the_Lion Jul 22 '15

0

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '15

that's horrible

26

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

4

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '15

Bernie Sanders' face is priceless.

17

u/SadSadChump Jul 22 '15

1

u/Ethan_the_Lion Jul 23 '15

I saw that! Very subtle xD

1

u/SgtSheesh Jul 24 '15

i dont get it. i feel dumb...

2

u/Ethan_the_Lion Jul 24 '15

The man in the seat on the bottom left has Brazzers open on his laptop.

1

u/SgtSheesh Jul 24 '15

aaah I see! subtle!

6

u/TheMoonMoth Jul 22 '15 edited Jul 22 '15

8

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15 edited Jun 04 '18

[deleted]

3

u/TheRumpletiltskin Jul 21 '15

and the hunter becomes the hunted...

5

u/jjoonn56 Jul 21 '15

Let me preface this by saying I just got photoshop 2 nights ago and have been watching youtube videos to learn. Please don't be too harsh.

My Entry

3

u/adityapstar Jul 22 '15

Starting with a higher quality image might help.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

[deleted]

2

u/jjoonn56 Jul 22 '15

Thanks :D

12

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15

3

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

You put his name as "John Kenny", was that on purpose? :P

9

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

Oh wow, his last name is Kerry... I read it as Kenny. I'm not American, I have no idea who this guy even is :/

5

u/I_will_fix_this Jul 22 '15

Lets just pretend it's his Celebrity name

6

u/genericgod Jul 21 '15 edited Jul 21 '15

Veteran

Dont feel offended, I'm not really into US politics.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15 edited Jul 21 '15

3

u/Mathgeek007 Jul 21 '15

1

u/i_am_a_bot_ama Jul 23 '15

0110011001101111011100100110011101101001011101100110010101101110

Not an easy task in MSPaint

1

u/Mathgeek007 Jul 23 '15

What's so important about 7381244102760097134?

Oh, and yeah. It is. Next time I'll use my computer and outshadow you all.

1

u/MightySDS Jul 24 '15

Seven-six-two millimeter...

...I'm really terrible at these.

1

u/wowtheinternets Jul 24 '15

I only made a subtle change

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '15

John Kerry is MLG when it comes to CoD

1

u/Foetaughczeauppe Jul 27 '15

I wonder if anyone sees late submissions?

http://imgur.com/gMqfOdj

0

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Kerry enjoys a round of Laser Tag! http://imgur.com/zxhgCsB

0

u/ictvcspv Jul 21 '15

http://i.imgur.com/ijcndyj.jpg How did I totally miss this major part of the plot?

0

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15

-1

u/MrAwesomeToo Jul 21 '15

John Kerry with a laser crutch. http://imgur.com/Bll6XqD

-1

u/Jonhyfun Jul 21 '15

he and the photographer

went to war: my entry

0

u/agentcrafty Jul 23 '15 edited Jul 23 '15

JOHNNY THE RADDIEST http://i.imgur.com/q08lLfw.jpg