r/photoshopbattles • u/cjs81268 • Oct 14 '12

My friends boyfriend and cat share the same enthusiasm for Sundays.

http://imgur.com/JvVrK
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u/jeaton Oct 14 '12 edited Oct 14 '12

Okay, first of all, your "friend's boyfriend" needs to put on a fucking shirt, so I gave him a nice sweater that I found on the front page a few days ago. Second, Starbucks is way too overrated; I gave him a more desirable brand of coffee, Dunkin' Donuts.

EDIT: Replaced guitar

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '12 edited Oct 15 '12

Kittie Cat seemed cold.

Edit: Bestof'ed?

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u/jeaton Oct 14 '12

Gave it a little bit of a "homey" feel

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u/Shooz29 Oct 15 '12

Gave it a little bit of a "homie" feel.

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u/staffell Oct 15 '12

That's what I was expecting when I clicked on jeaton's 'homey feel' pic

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u/mallaria1 Oct 15 '12

omg

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u/compromised_account Oct 15 '12

gtfo

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u/DeadZeplin Oct 15 '12

Ouch, nice downvotes.

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u/compromised_account Oct 15 '12

Thanks. I work out on a regular basis, so they collect.

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u/AdolfaHitler Oct 15 '12

My friend snorted when i showed him this.

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u/Vituperat Oct 15 '12

hey fuck you that was privileged information

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

[deleted]

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u/NAMELLOH Oct 15 '12

Flickr?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

I barely know her.

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u/starface18 Oct 15 '12

HEYOOOO

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '12

Steve?

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u/Trylstag Oct 15 '12

Exactly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

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u/Ace2cool Oct 15 '12

Same thing happens to me at work, but that's because the Navy doesn't believe in anything newer in tech than 10 years ago. We're still using IE6 man....

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u/PashaOn35mm Oct 15 '12

Then what's with all those Navy commercials with technology that can aim a rocket at a fly across the world and shit! Don't tell me Ie6 can do that?

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u/Ace2cool Oct 15 '12

Nah man, the FC systems must work on linux or something. No way that IE6 would ever do anything cool like that. Oh, and Just for the record, Windows XP Pro and Office 2004. Not even kidding.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

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u/Dontwearthatsock Oct 15 '12

.....exactly..

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u/keshiachalane Oct 15 '12

How did you get that painting from my grandparents basement?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

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u/Yessswaitwhat Oct 15 '12

You jerked his grandparents in your basement?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

You're funny. Seriously.

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u/ChrisQF Oct 15 '12

oh my god wow.

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u/jeaton Oct 14 '12

EDIT 3: I added a Rubik's cube to make OP seem more sophisticated. Also, I added a puppy so people won't think that OP is biased towards cats.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '12

Too soon, man.

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u/jeaton Oct 14 '12

Idk bro, I think I leveled it out by adding some fall decoration. That way, people will know that there's still a good amount of time until Christmas.

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u/bobasp1 Oct 15 '12

Cats have snuggies now?

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u/lightatenear Oct 15 '12

Look at the thread you've created. I hope you're proud of yourself.

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u/fatimus_prime Oct 15 '12

I'm trying to figure out your username. Make it make sense, please?

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u/simonrawr Oct 15 '12

I'm pretty sure it's a Death Note reference. Yagami Light is the main character and Near is L's successor.

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u/eferoth Oct 15 '12

Light ate Near.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

Nope, the series didn't quite end that way in the anime. I won't spoil anything though.

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u/lightatenear Oct 15 '12 edited Oct 15 '12

Short version, it's from a manga/anime called Death Note. In the end, Near kills Light. I didn't think Near should've won though, Light's death was kinda BS, so in protest, I am lightatenear. Long story, read the anime manga, it's great.

Edit: Manga=book, anime=show. Hurr-durr.

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u/notwhatithoughtitwas Oct 16 '12

Thanks for spoiler alert....................

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

Watch the Manga

FTFY

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u/ComputerSavvy Oct 15 '12

I would have thought that somebody would have used the plant branches as hair by now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '12

agreed, if anything starbucks tastes like watered down yet somehow much more bitter dunkin donuts

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u/BobSlaysPants Oct 15 '12

What the Fuck is Happening Here? (A.M. Drunk Me)

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u/looselytethered Oct 15 '12

Best. Thread. Ever.

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u/J_Jammer Oct 15 '12

Nice.

But soon Dunkin' will be overrated.

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u/noscoe Oct 15 '12

don't understand people who like Dunkin Donuts coffee...

grew up on the East while it got more and more popular, their coffee (or the way 99% of their customers have it) is pretty much caffeinated hot sugar cream water

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

Hilarity of the photoshop aside thank you for questioning the validity of the "friend's boyfriend", it amazes me how many posts on reddit consist of tremendously indirect alleged "relationships."

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u/unspecific_being Oct 15 '12

Screw Dunkin and Starbucks they suck. Its the small drive threw coffee shops on every corner that are the shit! And they're not overpriced.... I miss Washington for that reason.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

i was in new york for vacation and people really didn't like it if you disregarded or even badmouthed starbucks for being overpriced and basically selling the worst coffee on the market which you would know if you'd man up once in a while to buy some real coffee instead of some frappucino sugar milk stuff.

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u/GreatCornolio Oct 15 '12

http://i.imgur.com/llNIG.jpg

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u/Morgan_55 Oct 15 '12

http://i.imgur.com/wILTn.jpg

FIFY:

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u/GreatCornolio Oct 15 '12

A more desirable coffee brand?

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u/Morgan_55 Oct 15 '12

in Dunkin Donuts defense....yes. Basically taking the piss out of how particular people are about their coffee. Who cares what coffee you drink. Hell i dont even like the stuff.

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u/peachbot Oct 15 '12

You know, they do actually sell quite a huge amount of drip coffee...

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

which doesn't taste good at all ...

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u/snigglesnaggle Oct 15 '12

Yeah I gotta be honest, I've worked at a lot of coffee shops, and I've tasted a lot of coffee. Starbucks sucks because of their corporate culture and pretentious bullshit, NOT because they make bad coffee. They have some of the best coffee you can get (as long as youre not willing to spend $60 a bag). I think everyone is confused about that.

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u/BMWbill Oct 15 '12

Pikes Place is the best coffee I ever had. It is consistent too in any starbucks I walk into all over the nation. However I am a city person so I like coffee that doesn't turn white with a drop of milk. Many middle Americans seem to prefer Dunkin Donuts, which is about the same price more or less but tastes like watered down cheap coffee. Honestly I can't even drink it.

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u/753861429-951843627 Oct 15 '12

True here, too. If one sticks with the normal coffee variations, starbucks isn't bad. It lacks the flair of "der Kaffeehaus", and if you try to get "das Kapuziner" or "der Melange" you won't be impressed, but their drip coffee and cappuccino is good.

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u/Flyron Oct 16 '12

Das Kaffeehaus, der Kapuziner, die Melange. ;)

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u/WhiteLightEcho Oct 15 '12

I like their coffee. It used to be over roasted years back, but it has come a long way since then.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

I will second this, and bring your score back up to a well-earned -85. Starbucks black coffee is terrible.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

-85 does kind of prove my point ... just sayin'.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '12

people really didn't like it if you disregarded or even badmouthed starbucks

haha didn't even notice