r/AdviceAnimals Dec 19 '12

Mini-Me is assassinating the president...

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/kazez2 Dec 19 '12

73

u/too_many_penises Dec 19 '12

So, OP was just the first asshole to steal repost this?

35

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12

I would have called him a dick personally, but judging by your username that would be 1 too many.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

it's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to go a single thread without seeing this FUCKING username game

14

u/SillyPlace Dec 20 '12

I know, tis a silly place.

2

u/mattmoin117 Dec 20 '12

We should go to Camelot instead.

11

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

Shame on you OP. Shame on you.

http://i.imgur.com/XvP5r.gif

1

u/0hmyscience Dec 20 '12

We could've beat him to it, but we were just sitting there masturbating.

20

u/PapaStump Dec 19 '12

8

u/xxXX69yourmom69XXxx Dec 20 '12

/r/FaggotOP

Shameless subreddit promo, get yer OP is a faggot gifs and pictures! We also sell pitch forks!

8

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

4

u/xxXX69yourmom69XXxx Dec 20 '12

That exists? Oh wow, my life goal of becoming an original popular subreddit mod is over.

7

u/Unethical_Panda Dec 20 '12

subreddit mod is a faggot

3

u/nicko378 Dec 19 '12

This is great!

0

u/blaghart Initiating Launch Operations: Gipsy Danger Dec 19 '12

Twist: Mohawk Albannach is the alt account for that guy.

0

u/babystroller Dec 20 '12

Thanks for this. I love Photoshop battles.

28

u/You_ve_been_served Dec 20 '12 edited Dec 20 '12

Notice! You've been sued!

You have the right to defend yourself or have an attorney speak in your name. Please report to KarmaCourt for your trial.

81

u/DrDerpberg Dec 19 '12

You know, stealing from /r/photoshopbattles isn't cool. At least give credit.

-21

u/Girofalcon Dec 19 '12

Oh damn, that's photoshopped. I almost believed it for a bit there.

2

u/Viking_Lordbeast Dec 20 '12

Reddit, your ability to detect sarcasm never ceases to disappoint me.

-3

u/UpajaI3 Dec 19 '12

Well the text is photoshopped on to the picture....

43

u/keedxx Test Dec 19 '12

I think you're on a list now...

10

u/12_GAUGE_ANUS Dec 19 '12

Don't worry. The eagle will get him first.

49

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12 edited Dec 21 '12

[deleted]

35

u/Girofalcon Dec 19 '12

What is a mirror?

6

u/Glennsguitar Dec 19 '12

Better than a ceiling fan.

2

u/jamesforlife Dec 19 '12

It matches the décor.

5

u/4got Dec 19 '12

He's just that vain.

it's a mirror.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12

I bet he thinks this song is about him.

9

u/BILL_MURRAYS_COCK Dec 19 '12

Saw this earlier in /r/photoshopbattles

you are shameless, OP

6

u/jahaz Dec 19 '12

Get your shit together spiderman...

6

u/481516 Dec 19 '12

Stolen.

3

u/ravenkain251 Dec 19 '12

weird thing to masturbate about......

4

u/CosmosNickelPhilip Dec 19 '12

You just got put on a government list.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12

Does the Fag Police know OP has escaped?

17

u/UsernameNotFound404 Dec 19 '12

OP tagged as "Faggot"

8

u/BILL_MURRAYS_COCK Dec 19 '12

and not the good kind that sucks dicks.

11

u/NecroGod Dec 19 '12

Bursting with pride.

Soon to be, anyway.

5

u/jonahlew Dec 19 '12

Those pride stains can be tough to get out.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

On the internet I would not write those words in the same sentence, especially with a 'me' involved.

2

u/letmeusespaces Dec 20 '12

Why must EVERYTHING become a meme?

5

u/pyroboy101 Dec 19 '12

Let us know when the Secret Service shows up at your door.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12

implying this isn't a federal offense

enjoy your partyvan, OP

1

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12

You needs to tone down the spread on your drop-shadow.

It's too damn high.

1

u/hshshawn Dec 19 '12

So is the photo real or is the kid photo shopped in?

1

u/jetpack_operation Dec 20 '12

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT?

1

u/the_real_spiderman Dec 20 '12

I knew I shouldn't Have let my son out.

1

u/rideron Dec 20 '12

Isn't that why you created a miniature version of yourself? So you could sit there and masturbate?

1

u/Derpenton Dec 20 '12

What is that pole next to that kid??

1

u/gamerllama Dec 20 '12

Not a fan of Obama, but he sure is one hell of a guy.

1

u/NoWittyUsername Dec 20 '12

uh-oh...you wrote the "A" word with the "P" word...yep, gonna have the secret service at your door real soon....

1

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12

This is a whole bunch of silliness thrown together... I like it

1

u/JewishChild Dec 19 '12

I'm OP and it's Friday today -.-

0

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '12

this is awful and not funny.

1

u/BTTFquotes Dec 20 '12

I'm sorry, boy. The lab is an awful, awful, awful, awful mess!

0

u/antijingoist Dec 19 '12

Lower left corner: Obama is using my computer. o_O

-3

u/Drew2248 Dec 19 '12

I think you've stolen this. Not nice. Secondly, any comment that attempts to make a joke about assassinating someone -- especially a President -- is in extremely poor taste. I assume you're about 14 years old. I am 64 years old. That means I lived through the (actual -- not part of one of your video games) assassination of JFK and the assassination of Robert Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr., not to mention attempted assassinations of a number of other presidents. Why would any thinking person think it's cute to make an assassinate-the-president joke?

5

u/BILL_MURRAYS_COCK Dec 19 '12

The president himself made it a joke in the first place by taking the original picture with the kid.

Take it up with Obama, not reddit.

also, /r/spacedicks

2

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

also, /r/spacedicks

This. Please go to this.

1

u/FromOuterSuburbia Dec 20 '12

The internet is an immoral place. Anonymity changes how people behave, if you don't like it you can leave.

1

u/GeoBail Dec 20 '12

i know you're getting downvoted by the kiddies, but thank you for posting what many of us are thinking.

-1

u/MissMiamiBeach Dec 19 '12

Some of you are sick fucks.

-5

u/olsmobile Dec 19 '12

Every pic that shows up on the frontpage does not need to become a meme

1

u/Timoff Dec 19 '12

If they're the same level of hilariousness, then yes, yes they do.

0

u/Stonewater Dec 19 '12

At least they are both shooting a web.

0

u/synbanez Dec 19 '12

Took me a good couple seconds to even notice Masturbating Spider-man in the background.

0

u/Coltron0 Dec 19 '12

Nice drop shadow.

-5

u/CreauxTeeRhobat Dec 19 '12

/r/pyongyang welcomes you with open arms! You will be richly rewarded by the great successor for your actions against the evil USA.

-1

u/zhleader Dec 19 '12

I too found this easy to masturbate to

-4

u/zulubowie Dec 19 '12

You just made a great pic 1,000 times better.