r/gaming Feb 08 '13

A view from the invaders perspective.

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u/itshurleytime Feb 08 '13

FWIW, I used to be a loadmaster on that plane, the C-17, and I've done boat drop as shown in the original photo

The amount of actual work, from rigging to loading to inspecting to preflighting an aircraft to the actual drop, that goes in to dropping a single boat is immense. I can't imagine how much work dropping a fleet of space invaders would take. Assuming that the Space Invader weighs about 20k lbs, there is probably far too much restraint applied from the platform to the invader. Additionally, the parachute you see in the photo is just the extraction chute, which pulls the platform out of the aircraft. It should be rigged with a timer which removes a pin from the top of the payload which releases the parachutes connected to the top. I don't see any parachutes on the top of this invader.

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u/CountChugula Feb 08 '13

Also the plane is flying in space.

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u/LancesLeftNut Feb 08 '13

If it's good enough for Scientologists, it's good enough for us.

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u/MaxPaynesRxDrugPlan Feb 08 '13

FTYF: Also the plane is flying in space and yet is not a DC-8.

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u/Halofan2916 Feb 09 '13

this is a excellent point.

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u/Abernachy Feb 08 '13

Nice, C130H Model load here. I had never seen the inside of a 17 during AD, I actually thought that was a J-model based on the rollers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

C130J tech here. Can confirm this is not at all a J. It's literally twice the width. how could you mistake this? Haha

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u/Abernachy Feb 08 '13

lawl, bad sense of depth

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u/Zuiden Feb 09 '13

Neither have most of the 17 loads.

4 fans of freedom brotha.

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u/Abernachy Feb 09 '13

Noisemaker of Justice

Though the 17's noisemaker can be pretty loud. I have heard it a few times on certain flightlines when I was a couple hundred feet away.

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u/c5load Feb 08 '13

Loadmasters unite! There's no air to catch said extraction chute, regardless.

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u/Maxtrt Feb 09 '13

C-17 Loadmaster also. Have an up vote!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Yeah but why do you need a deployment chute in space?

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u/xmsxms Feb 08 '13

What happens to that 'pallet' thing the boat is sitting after it lands? Why is that launched with the boat?

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u/itshurleytime Feb 08 '13

The pallet separates from the boat and has it's own recovery parachute attached, so it doesn't "burn in" to the ground.

The C-17 is set up so that any number of things can roll out of the jet on rollers (guided by rails). The boat is rigged on the platform, the C-17 flies in to a Naval base from wherever they are stationed, the boat is then loaded, rigged to the aircraft, inspected, etc. The reason the plane needs rollers and platforms like the one in the picture is so that the weight of the cargo on it is distributed among the rollers it is on. There are no active configurations where the boat is rolled onto the plane and leaves the plane without a platform (I think they tested this, but it wasn't as safe or effective as what they have now).

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u/xmsxms Feb 09 '13

Interesting thanks - though it seems like a big hassle to have to recover those pallets and chutes for every launch, especially over water. Then again they probably aren't recovered.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '13

The pallets going out with the boat also makes it far easier to launch multiple boats from the same aircraft. You're still going to need a pallet while the boat is inside the plane, if the pallet stays in the plane after the boat is launched it blocks any other boats or other drops from being launched. With the current system multiple packages (boats, crates, humvees) can be launched simultaneously.

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u/fridge_logic Feb 09 '13

Why would a space invader need a parachute past the extraction chute since it is capable of flying under its own power?

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u/MetalOcelot Feb 08 '13

Increase speed, drop down and reverse direction!

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u/user93849384 Feb 08 '13

Interesting fact about the game and how the invaders speed up as you killed them. This was not programmed into the game. The hardware was so slow that the more invaders you had on screen the slower the game would go. As you killed them there was less logic to process so the game increased speed. The creator left this in the game instead of programming to compensate for speed up as you killed them.

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u/Tynach Feb 08 '13

That's pretty awesome.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

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u/A_Polite_Noise Feb 08 '13

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13 edited Sep 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Did you make an all-Rush mix tape?

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u/gazow Feb 08 '13

it was a rush job

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u/OrangeTrilemma Feb 08 '13

wow, rush sucks

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

watch as I fire upwards through our own shield!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '13

KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '13

Its called a scissor maneuver. I am curious as to how the chute deployed and made enough drag to unload that thing...

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u/MrPieGuy Feb 08 '13 edited Feb 08 '13

SOURCE

Edit: OP won Battle #50 on /r/photoshopbattles

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u/lains-experiment Feb 08 '13

If you look at my user/name you will see we are the same person.

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u/MrPieGuy Feb 08 '13

Haha! I'm an idiot, I upvoted you during that battle as it was amazing, assumed it was someone reposting work. Welp, nothing to see here, though that thread is pretty interesting.

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u/lains-experiment Feb 08 '13 edited Feb 08 '13

Thanks for the diligence. It is kind of funny to see some of these comments about how unrealistic the physics of it are. I guess out of the context of the parameters of that contest, it is a bit strange.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '13

You should post hippie van you shopped to r/trees!

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u/lains-experiment Feb 09 '13 edited Feb 09 '13

Good idea. I've tried posting shops I've done to different parts of Reddit but they usually flop. This is the first one that took off outside our PSB club.

Thanks for the original image:)

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '13

Maybe I should post my winning shop.

Hint for my photoshop: I picked the boat picture for the contest... and I'm seriously impressed with what you and everyone else there have managed to do with it. Congrats from the person you dethroned!

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u/lains-experiment Feb 09 '13

I recognized your u/name right away. Finding the right place is tricky. I tried putting this one from the contest that you won on /funny, /pics, and even /movieposters, all got down voted to 0, only /90scartoons liked it with 40 upvotes. good luck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '13

I posted my entry for the bald eagle contest into /r/MURICA. It was recived well but I was still completely shocked when a user posted this a few days ago.

Good luck to you too man, see you in the ps battlefield.

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u/caltheon Feb 08 '13

Username related to Serial Experiments Lain? (My favorite anime series ever)

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u/lains-experiment Feb 09 '13

Yes, mine too.

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u/RunLoganRun Feb 09 '13

Good series ... I have to admit, I enjoy introducing new people to it and watching them try to figure it out the first time through.

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u/Grantonius Feb 08 '13

If they are being dropped from space, how is that parachute blown open? Why even have the parachute if they drop them before even entering the atmosphere?

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u/Kowzorz Feb 08 '13

Space parachutes. Duh.

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u/lains-experiment Feb 08 '13

Their advanced alien technology is beyond the comprehension of our feeble minds. Space parachutes!

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u/lains-experiment Feb 08 '13

Parachutes won't open in vacuum, but they do open in thin atmosphere if you have some speed. There are some parachutes which are opened by rockets (of course, very little rockets), those parachute could be opened from space.

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u/RedPhalcon Feb 08 '13

solar sail?

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u/Mixed-Signals Feb 08 '13

The same way mutalisks fly.

1

u/foxsix Feb 09 '13

I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be space ships themselves, anyway...

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u/fooesus Feb 08 '13

Agreed, this picture doesn't really make sense. A plane dropping the invaders with parachutes from space and on a platform..

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u/Moonstrife Feb 08 '13

Wasn't this the winner of the last photoshop battle? (/r/photoshopbattles)

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u/lains-experiment Feb 08 '13

Yes, That was me. Just thought people outside r/PSB might appreciate it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

As they go to face their inevitable death.

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u/From_the_year_2212 Feb 08 '13

Reminds me of extreme altitude skydiving that picks up in the mid 2030's. Those brave enough can take a ride into space at about 50 miles up and jump from a similar opening in the rear of the craft. As they are falling back they see circles on their HUD and try to pass though them for points or whatever.

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u/optionallycrazy Feb 08 '13

All it takes is one! ONE space invader spaceship to overtake earth.

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u/Deezasaurus Feb 08 '13

Dropping payload

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u/Tvacgamer Feb 08 '13

Hey man did you make this? This is amazing :)

Cheers, Tony

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u/lains-experiment Feb 08 '13

Yes, it was for a r/photoshopbattle last week.

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u/Tvacgamer Feb 08 '13

Are you cool if I link to it from our (Amazon.com Video Games) facebook/twitter page sometime this weekend?

Cheers, Tony

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

This picture is awesome.

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u/tttsgg Feb 08 '13

Looks awesome, I will program game.

2

u/brian890 Feb 08 '13

That is one of the coolest pictures I have seen in a long time.

2

u/Tongan_Ninja Feb 08 '13

First thing I thought of was the new Comic Based on Galaga.

2

u/otonik Feb 08 '13

this is so cool I'm using it as my Facebook cover page. Should I mention anyone or a link to the artist?

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u/lains-experiment Feb 08 '13

I made it. But I'm not tell you my real name. It's from a r/photoshopbattle last week.

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u/otonik Feb 09 '13

Great job and thanks :)

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u/dingboodle Feb 08 '13

Oh man! Are they firing the quad laser? It is on!

2

u/Drayeth Feb 08 '13

And new wallpaper.

2

u/snailwithajetpack Feb 08 '13

Good 'ol fashioned space parachutes. Works every time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

This was the winning entry for one of the competitions on /r/photoshopbattles . please give credit !

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u/lains-experiment Feb 09 '13

That was me, the OP

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '13

oh, my bad. awesome shop !

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u/Grizzant Feb 09 '13

Ahh space parachutes. Amazing tech we have these days...

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Parachutes don't work in space.

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u/fooesus Feb 08 '13

I don't know why this has so many downvotes, Indubitableness is correct.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Damn it, now that you've complained about downvotes on my comment I have to downvote myself.

Thanks, faggot.

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u/Excalibursin Feb 08 '13

Where's that stupid asshole who posts the relevant comic?

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u/sweetgreggo Feb 08 '13

It's a simple plan.

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u/apullin Feb 08 '13

parachute in high orbit ...

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

I didn't know they had C-17's that could fly in space. TIL!

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u/Roflcoptarzan Feb 09 '13

Funny, I was singing "Space Invaders" by Face the Rail under my breath when I clicked on this.

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u/dredawg Feb 09 '13

I dont think that space invaders would be dropping out the back of a C-130 Hercules

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '13

Actually its a C-17 Globemaster.

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u/chojiisdavid Feb 09 '13

It looks like one of the old fall wallpapers.

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u/ApplesnPie Feb 09 '13

Why/how is there a parachute in space?

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u/Xatom Feb 09 '13

Why would a C-130 be used for dropping extra terrestrial life? There is no way the jet engines would get enough oxygen at this altitude.

If this picture were accurate we would have to accept that the government had established near earth orbit jet airplanes and was in collusion with extra terrestrials.

Why exactly would aliens need to use our airplanes? They clearly have superior propulsion and can avoid acceleration due to gravity. They can survive space.

The photo suggests the aliens were on earth to begin with, then an airplane had to bring them up into orbit. This is because airplanes cannot go into space.

So the aliens were lying dormant in earths crust... ?

Is earth the homeworld of the space invaders?

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u/keyhater Feb 09 '13

This was clearly stenciled.

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u/Aaronmcom Feb 09 '13

The game would be so fucking easy if you could just shoot consistently, instead of having to wait for your bullet to go off the screen.

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u/SirPhobos1 Feb 09 '13

DROP DOWN. INCREASE SPEED. REVERSE DIRECTION!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '13

The dropship is from the movie Avatar. I'm convinced.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '13

Parachutes do not work that way in space.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '13

Invaders'*

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u/tannerdanger Feb 09 '13

View from a c17 Globemaster :)

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u/HosonZes Feb 09 '13

What type of air drop platform is that? Where is the ejector chute? Is this a gravity drop?

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u/rgalan Feb 09 '13

They would be perfect and more realistic/closer to the game in white, why use green?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '13

this is one of the best things ive seen here in a while

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u/FOR_SClENCE Feb 08 '13

This image's attempt at science offends me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Yes to this

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u/henryx7 Feb 08 '13

What is the point of the parachute? Theres no air or other mediums out there.

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u/Spoggerific Feb 08 '13

That parachute would be useless that high up. Furthermore, if you drop something from up in orbit, it doesn't just fall back down to Earth - it stays in the same orbit as the parent craft. The dropped object will need to apply retrograde thrust if you want it to come back down before its orbit decays naturally.

You could at least try to make this realistic.

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u/lains-experiment Feb 08 '13 edited Feb 08 '13

First-Parachutes won't open in vacuum, but they do open in thin atmosphere if you have some speed. There are some parachutes which are opened by rockets (of course, very little rockets), those parachute could be opened from space.

Second-The invaders obviously are fully maneuverable space crafts on their own and can fly exactly where needed.

Third- the original game obviously followed all the laws of physics. (it was such a realistic game)

and forth-Fuck me for making some original content for Reddit, right. Go back to up-voting your old re-posted memes.

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u/caltheon Feb 08 '13

It's a self opening solar sail / power array to make sure the invaders are at full power once they enter position.

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u/lains-experiment Feb 09 '13

That's the ticket.

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u/Spoggerific Feb 08 '13

It was a joke, dude. A joke. I was realistically analyzing an image that was obviously not intended to be taken seriously for humor.

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u/lains-experiment Feb 08 '13

I was just joking too then. All's good.

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u/aazav Feb 08 '13

invader's or invaders' perspective