r/funny May 01 '13

So I won last week's Photoshop battle over at /r/photoshopbattles

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/curiosity_abounds May 01 '13

/r/photoshopbattles for the lazy (because I was disappointed no one had already done it)

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Good Lord, I love that place.

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u/Lotosam May 02 '13

That's all I came here for. Thanks.

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u/EvilKanoa May 02 '13

I came looking for that, thank you good sir!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Now I understand, the kids are just like "canaries in the coal mine"?

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u/TheWambat May 01 '13

When the second head starts growing that how you know its time to get out.

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u/Gamer4379 May 01 '13

I thought it was because babies are such vile and grubby creatures.

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u/fuerzadcon May 01 '13

Bring your child to work day!

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u/Onduva May 01 '13

Here's the original image for those interested.

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u/Joramun May 01 '13

So I guess karma from only one subreddit wasn't enough?

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u/ridik_ulass May 01 '13

hey, he did more work than most of the google image posting fuckers we see here all the time. also its essentially OC, which I personally have not seen in months.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Yeah but he's on a karma stealing double dip trip. I say we burn him alive and Photoshop babies on his corpse.

/sarcasim_even_though_if_you_didn't_already_know_you_must_be_retarded

I also like OC.

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u/Dr_Foctor May 01 '13

Even if it was sarcastic, it was stupid.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Use less pronouns, I can't understand what you're saying.

Even if it was sarcastic,

So, 'it' is my sarcastic comment?

it was stupid.

That's the point of a sarcastic comment.

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u/loganthegood May 01 '13

Thanks for breaking that down. Finally I know what "it" is.

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u/Dr_Foctor May 01 '13

It feels like I'm back in 4th grade English class. Thank you for the memories.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

You get an F.

Seriously though, what is your complaint? That the sarcastic comment was sarcastic? That the point I was making was stupid? That the sarcastic comment's phrasing was stupid? You leave so many questions with your writing, F-.

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u/Dr_Foctor May 01 '13

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

No, bitch, get your hands off my pie hole before I eat them.

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u/ThatDoesntEven May 01 '13

I doubt you're any fun in real life either.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

That hurts. Why would you say that.

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u/dissman May 02 '13

Hahahah a you fucked up, now take your downvotes like a man

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u/Remy1985 May 01 '13

Just comment karma. Besides, I like seeing psbattles get some press, it's a great sub.

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u/Limitedcomments May 02 '13

I don't think he's being serious.

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u/Nosirrom May 02 '13

I wouldn't. I don't want quality to decline.

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u/romeo_zulu May 02 '13

Anything bad inevitably gets downvoted to oblivion or redirected to /r/mspaintbattles, so I'm not too worried about it. I love watching the battles.

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u/noiwontleave May 02 '13

I sure hope this was training. There's no chem tape on the hoods. You can even see the dude on the right's hair sticking out.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

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u/Onduva May 02 '13

To answer your question, its a combination of both creativity and skill. You gotta have a clever idea and be able to execute it somewhat well. I'm self taught in Photoshop and I'm far from great. Just tryin to have fun with the skills I do have in Photoshop.

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u/FEARTHERAPIST May 02 '13

Not OP but both, I think.
I'm no photoshop connoisseur but I thought it was a good job.

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u/ADHthaGreat May 02 '13

The only garbage here is your attitude and probably face.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

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u/ADHthaGreat May 02 '13

It's far from garbage is the point I was sending across.

May not be the best but nowhere near the worst.

I retract my downvote for bein a cool guy bout it though.

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u/rojlewis May 02 '13

It's a really funny sub and it welcomes all levels of photoshop users. It's humor/photoshop-novelty mixed into one. Some of them are really good.

7

u/kevie3drinks May 01 '13

take your baby to work day.

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u/popepeterjames May 01 '13

Sometimes it's better to suit-up and wait for their mom to come home than to risk changing that diaper.

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u/MrYurMomm May 01 '13

I now have a new sub-reddit to subscribe to. Thank You.

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u/Onduva May 01 '13

It's a really great community and a lot of fun! Be sure to vote for your favorite for this week's battle.

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u/g-six May 01 '13

Can you post the Original aswell?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

THAT'S 'SHOPPED!?!?!?

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u/big_old_johnson May 01 '13

made my day!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

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u/Left_Afloat May 01 '13

Couldn't tell you specifics, but it looks like a Firefighter HazMat crew (based on the Self Contained Breathing Apparatus they are wearing?) either training or responding to a situation. I would like to know specifics myself.

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u/noiwontleave May 02 '13

It's definitely some sort of HazMat response team. This is obviously a deployed military base somewhere. There are a number of different career fields in the various services that respond to HazMat incidents (not just firefighters). I'm going to assume it's training since they didn't bother to tape their hoods to their masks.

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u/Left_Afloat May 02 '13

Right, military base and such. I just assumed firefighters because of the SCBA style with the integrated PASS, but I am not afraid to admit I am wrong.

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u/noiwontleave May 02 '13

Well at least in the USAF, more or less all HazMat responders wear the same gear (my career field is not fire and we wear the same MSA setup the FD uses). Then again, this looks like Interspiro gear which shouldn't really be getting much use anymore in the AF so I'm inclined to think this is another branch. AF mostly uses MSA these days for emergency responders.

*Edit for spelling

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u/Left_Afloat May 02 '13

Thanks for the response. I don't know much about military HazMat (as you could probably tell) or their SCBA use. My pool of knowledge is limited to a FD setting. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Good luck on your quest for maximum karma!

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u/Derocc400 May 01 '13

Commence operation diaper change alpha

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u/Salmonela May 01 '13

Bring your child to work day?

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u/navyquestionsaccount May 01 '13

Why are they all wearing seat belts?

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u/Stilfree May 01 '13

i see what you did with that foot.

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u/ZlayerCake May 01 '13

Diapers is serious business...

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u/kanzelx May 01 '13

New TV show... Guys With Kids: Apocalypse.

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u/Aceofnothing May 01 '13

Is it just me, or does each guy in a hazmat suit look exactly the same?

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u/tossit22 May 01 '13

The baby on the left looks a little bit...off. Not sure why.

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u/Solsticehunter May 01 '13

oh god. i used the original image for a school project, then saw it on here post photoshop and thought i had used this one instead. boy that would have been awkward on presentation day.

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u/Hoshiyuu May 01 '13

All you need now is to spill orange all over their shirt, Battlefield 3 style.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

it looks photoshopped, how did u win? photoshop a pic to look photoshopped?

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u/WanderEuropeAR15 May 01 '13

So where in AFG are you? By the sheer amount of tents, I'd say Kandahar, but I'd have thought that they had more mod housing now, unless KBR is too cheap to provide it for contractors.

Possibly Qalat?

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u/Sharain May 01 '13

Dad team Alpha.

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u/kilsta May 01 '13

As a dad i feel like that is the appropriate dress for change time.

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u/RadioHitandRun May 02 '13

Hazmat Class B

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u/Dwebster May 02 '13

im sorry but how ? the lighting on all four babies is all off compared to the foreground and background

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u/AnimeJ May 02 '13

I change diapers with my Milspec gas mask on all the time. Sometimes, they really do stink that much.

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u/Robbythedee May 02 '13

How did you manage to add that tower in the back? It look so real

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u/Onduva May 02 '13

The tower was there in the original photo.

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u/Robbythedee May 02 '13

I know I was just playing around. Seeing as everyone was getting on you about the bottom left blur.

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u/Czar1812 May 02 '13

Hangover 4?

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u/igiveujak May 02 '13

The diaper squad

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u/ferretxx May 02 '13

Testing for chemical weapons in Syria.

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u/Manlymanbeast May 02 '13

Breaking Dad

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u/gripmastah May 02 '13

Is this a poster for the Hangover 3?

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u/Dartaholic May 03 '13

I wonder if these are CBIRF Marines.

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u/drunkbreadford May 01 '13

OH I SEE. That karma didn't quench your thirst, did it? veeeery sneaky.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

wow, that's really good photoshopping. it really looks like they're wearing those boots

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u/pap3rtiger May 01 '13

Breaking Dad?

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u/Baconloverawesome May 01 '13

so you won in /r/photoshopbattles and then decided to be a karma whore for no real reason...

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u/DekuTreeOfKokiri May 01 '13

personally im glad he reposted it, other like me may never have seen it otherwise

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u/42ndAve May 01 '13

I don't follow /r/photoshopbattles. I'm glad the karma whore who reposted it to /r/funny was the actual OC.

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u/howitzer1 May 01 '13

I didn't even know that sub existed, so there's no way I would've seen it if he hadn't. Plus who cares? It's not like they're going to run out of imaginary internet points.

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u/wcs2 May 01 '13

Take your child to work day?

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u/knullcon May 01 '13

So this is what people who don't make money using photoshop do with their time eh :)

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

oh i get it. It's not funny so you thought yeah i'll post it to /r/funny