r/birdswitharms • u/drawpic • Oct 07 '13

Oh no.. (xpost from photoshopbattles)

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/kazneus Oct 07 '13

Bird... with arm. Checks out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '13

This is missing something... I think it needs more jpg.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

You're trying too hard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

le mastre trole

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u/RepublicofTim Oct 07 '13

I don't think you know what niggardly means, niggardly means very cheap or stingy with money.

14

u/Saadnation Oct 07 '13

Ya, good luck with using that in casual conversation

2

u/Dreissig Oct 08 '13

You might be seen as pretentious, as niggardly isn't a commonly used word.

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u/Saadnation Oct 08 '13

No, you might get punched in the face because it's 2013 and that word can't be used anymore because a majority of people will assume that it is extremely racist.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '13

Niggardly is not a racist word.

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u/maineac Oct 07 '13

True, but very sad, and says a lot about education.

0

u/svullenballe Oct 07 '13

Does your mommy know you're saying bad words on the computer?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13 edited Oct 07 '13

I'll allow it.

Seems mostly 'armless.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

You mods are allowing some disarming things here...

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

I'm gunna have to ask you to move along sir

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u/neo1513 Oct 08 '13

You're the one bearing arms, I'll be on my way

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u/xenokilla Oct 07 '13

Israeli soldier in case anyone was wondering.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

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u/jlt6666 Oct 07 '13

The guy is armless though.

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u/Bugisman3 Oct 07 '13

Actually he still has one arm.

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u/jlt6666 Oct 07 '13

Well he is less an arm then.

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u/smurfpopulation Oct 07 '13

Fixed

18

u/lackofbrain Oct 08 '13

Now he looks like he is surfing on a rocket powered arm

7

u/NutSlapper69 Oct 08 '13

A flamboyant hitler eagle surfing on a rocket powered arm.

2

u/smog_alado Oct 10 '13

oh my god, this is much better!

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u/blokrokker Oct 07 '13

I guess the bird TECHNICALLY has an arm...

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u/TreasurerAlex Oct 07 '13

Technically correct

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u/Isarii Oct 07 '13 edited Oct 07 '13

The best kind of correct.

Edit: Posted in error because GIF didn't load (see below). Leaving post intact because it's annoying when you're trying to follow what's going on after a deleted post, but if you guys could stop heaping on the downvotes, that would be great).

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u/MrEctomy Oct 07 '13

I, too, saw the gif.

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u/Isarii Oct 07 '13

Dammit, the GIF didn't load for me so I thought it was just a still saying "You are technically correct".

Now I feel like one of those morons that repeats lines they think are funny when they're watching movies as if they require a discussion.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Now I feel like one of those morons

Heh. You see that, guys?

6

u/lojic Oct 07 '13

Last night some people were watching a Futurama movie in the lounge, and I knew one of them, so I joined in. One of them just KEPT ON REPEATING THE FUNNY LINES. Aaaaaargh.

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u/MrEctomy Oct 07 '13

Haha, I figured as much actually. I just wanted some free karma for making fun of you.

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u/Isarii Oct 07 '13 edited Oct 07 '13

If you hadn't posted it, I wouldn't have had any idea it was a GIF, lol. I'd rather be made fun of than ignorant.

5

u/stuffekarl Oct 07 '13

(Lowers paper)

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u/jjthecerealkiller Oct 07 '13

That's why you always leave a note!

3

u/mlillick Oct 07 '13

And that's why you never challenge freedom.

6

u/Prime20 Oct 07 '13

Its a metaphor for how the Government wants to disarm the people.

10

u/packos130 Oct 07 '13

I supposed this might also fit in /r/ArmedBirds? I mean, the bird is carrying arms, or at least one.

11

u/Bundle_of_Styx Oct 07 '13

He really should have submitted to /r/birdswitharm

0

u/SvenHudson Oct 07 '13

No, armed means carrying one or more weapons and this bird most assuredly does not need weapons.

7

u/redpandaeater Oct 07 '13

You didn't see what happened after this picture was taken. He comes back around and beats the guy to death with his own arm.

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u/Tacoma83 Oct 07 '13

It's /r/birdswitharms not /r/birdswitharm

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u/jlt6666 Oct 07 '13

So every post has to have at least two birds?

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u/Tacoma83 Oct 07 '13

Good point. I'll take the downvotes now.

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u/pseudocaveman Oct 08 '13

Like hell, you will.

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u/TheUndeadKid Oct 08 '13

Yeah! (Upvotes). That'll show 'em!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

And that's why you always leave a note

2

u/Forsman101 Oct 07 '13

So if his shadow didn't have his arm I would say the best photo shop I've ever seen

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u/anteedote Oct 07 '13

freedom knows no mercy

3

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Looks like your friend

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

got ripped.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Yep. That will do, well done.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Homicidal birds with arms?

1

u/rubber_pebble Oct 07 '13

One of the best posts ever.

1

u/CHEEZYSPAM Oct 07 '13

'Merican Eagle says "if you law makers won't sign the damn bill to turn the government back on? I'll do it for you!"

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u/tonaloc989 Oct 08 '13

And that's why you always leave a note

1

u/Dkingkurtz Oct 08 '13

And that's why you never fuck with America

1

u/iamsuchaderp Oct 08 '13

Dammit armerica! (Pun intended)

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u/ironhorse12 Nov 24 '13

Trashcan provided by Google Chrome.

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u/exildur01 Oct 07 '13

Doesn't this belong in r/birdswitharm instead?

0

u/Schobbo Oct 07 '13

Seems legit.

0

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Bird with arm

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Just paid some sacrifice of blood...

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u/hardtogetaname Oct 07 '13

armS.

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u/Syncronyze Oct 07 '13

Are you against birds with only one arm? That's discrimination.

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u/lackofbrain Oct 07 '13

Yeah, I mean what if a bird that had two arms loses one in a fight or an industrial accident? Would you tell them they didn't fit then?

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u/I_LOVE_POTATO Oct 07 '13

birdS.

This could be one of many birds with one of many arms. (It doesn't say anywhere each bird has to have multiple arms.)

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

/r/mspaintbattles

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u/nxtfari Oct 07 '13

This would be impossible to in mspaint. It's very clearly a photoshop,

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

I can tell from the pixels.

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u/nxtfari Oct 07 '13

Can confirm. I am just pixels, for all you know.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

I've seen quite a few pixels in my time.