r/photoshopbattles Feb 14 '14

PSB Man enjoying the worlds largest gummy worm.

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u/JCizle Feb 14 '14 edited Feb 14 '14

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u/tacothecat Feb 14 '14

The schlongberries taste like schlongberries!

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u/DFrumpyOne Feb 14 '14

Not even necessary, snozzberries are already dicks.

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u/RedditsApprentice Feb 14 '14

Read the first comment of the article...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '14

Comment for the Lazy:

"I can't believe that nobody has pointed out that the term snozzberries never appears in the book version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It was from the 70's movie version, which makes many a stupid change from the book and Roald Dahl HATED that movie. So when he wrote the porno-novel and mentioned snozzberries, he is making fun of the movie. BTW Dahl's family says he would have liked the Johnny Depp version had he lived to see it."

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u/1-900-OKFACE Feb 14 '14

I gathered that the text from the porn novel suggests the nutsack, not peckers. I would correct this and say snozzberries probably taste like balls.

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u/DocZ6393 Feb 14 '14

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was written in 1964, 15 years before My Uncle Oswald revealed that the wallpaper was made to taste like the head of a penis.

I would correct this and say snozzberries probably taste like the tip of a penis.

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u/1-900-OKFACE Feb 14 '14

Ahhh, well... Is there really that big a difference in flavor? Does one end of a slice of bacon taste different than the other?

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u/DocZ6393 Feb 14 '14

I mean I've had neither cock nor balls in my mouth so I'm not the one to ask.

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u/JessicaRabbitHole Feb 14 '14

But Roald Dahl wrote the screenplay for that movie.

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u/koshthethird Feb 14 '14

He wrote the original screenplay, but it was later modified against his wishes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '14

You guys are very well informed on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Roald Dhal.

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u/ETERNAL_EDAMNATION Feb 14 '14

That's the most recent. The top is

His name's Willy Wonka for fuck's sake. He couldn't be any more obvious in his penis-plasterings if his name was Dick Yankings.

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u/mikey_says Feb 14 '14

The Johnny Depp version was a goddamn abortion of a movie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '14

yeah, don't act like you can speak for someone just because their dead and your related to them

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '14

Dude, thank you for pointing that out. Seriously.

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u/DFrumpyOne Feb 14 '14

I don't actually see how that changes anything in this case. Sure, he never mentioned them in the first book, but the fact is Dahl acknowledged that snozzberries are dicks to make fun of the movie, which makes it true regardless (unless it's used as a euphemism as /u/starcom_magnate thinks). The article may have gone a step further by applying it to the original work but I didn't.

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u/Snowblindyeti Feb 14 '14

Come on man this is reddit we don't need to hear about facts that disagree with our preconceived notions.

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u/SNOT_NOSED_KID Feb 14 '14 edited Feb 14 '14

On the contrary, if the notions were preconceived, and our thoughts were indeed our own, then the facts we heard about things we thought were true wouldn't be true because truth laid in the underlying parenthesis of our minds.

It's like you know you're right so that you can know you're wrong..

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u/dbx99 Feb 14 '14

That's historical science.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '14

Well I'll be damned

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u/_funky_butt_lovin_ Feb 14 '14

Whale oil beef hooked

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u/a_shootin_star Feb 14 '14

I now need to read "My Uncle Oswald".

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u/ReginaldDwight Feb 14 '14

Ronald Dahl wrote some absolutely fantastic short stories and novels that were in no way aimed at children. He was an incredibly creepy and fantastic writer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '14

Sounds like balls to me.

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u/dreemqueen Feb 14 '14

Wonka's willies

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u/starcom_magnate Feb 14 '14

What a ridiculous article.

Aside from the comment regarding the fact that snozzberry doesn't appear in the book, snozzberry could simply be a euphemism for a dick because of its shape. It still very well could be a fanciful fruit, and that the wallpaper would taste like the fruit, and not a dick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '14

"Hmm, I got a plum!"

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Feb 14 '14

Right in the childhood...

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u/boniggy Feb 14 '14

lol TIL what a snozzberry REALLY is... thanks for that.

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u/Rinzler0 Feb 17 '14

good god help us all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '14

I would gild this if I could, lmao.

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u/del7ron Feb 14 '14

I love the hand on the back of the head.

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u/StarHarvest Feb 14 '14

UK version: Willy Wanka

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u/Surftaco_96 Feb 14 '14

Or the Boston version

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u/ilikeeatingbrains Feb 14 '14

I think that one was a blowout.

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u/BatmanBrah Feb 14 '14

Willy Wotm8

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u/PartyPoison98 Feb 14 '14

Or Willy Wonka, as Roald Dahl is British?

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u/Akasha20 Feb 14 '14

Hate to spoil it but it's a British novel.

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u/fuentesf89 Feb 14 '14

Not Safe for Worms

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u/vat19com Feb 17 '14

Someone just sent this to us via our contact form. We're both horrified and impressed.

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u/JCizle Feb 17 '14

We're both horrified and impressed.

My exact reaction after creating it.

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u/brendamn Feb 14 '14

we have a winner folks! nothing more to see

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u/Fun1k Feb 14 '14

I am not disappointed!