r/photoshopbattles Jun 17 '14

PsB Ping Pong Playin' President

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u/totalitarian_jesus Jun 17 '14 edited Jun 17 '14

ready to kick some ass with Bruce

thanks for the gold!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/alphanumerica Jun 17 '14

Barack Dynamite

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u/RollinWithTheBears Jun 17 '14

Dyno-mite!!

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u/teh1knocker Jun 17 '14

Political-fu treachery

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u/spyrosj Jun 18 '14

I threw that shit before I walked in the room!!!

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u/WhiskiNVaka Jun 28 '14

It is cute how all the college kids love a pic of a ping pong playing president while his administration implodes. Don't worry about the price of gas, milk and well, everything. Don't worry about Ukraine being over run, Iraq plunging into civil war, arming islamist in Syria, the IRS being used to stifle political opposition(scary kids cause someday the sitting president may not appeal to your hipster ways), the SCOTUS rebuking his power grab and trouncing of the Constitution after all, he hates coal.

History will view this administration a completely incompetent and corrupt and he's all your, reddit. Good gravy, wake up and smell the failure.

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u/RollinWithTheBears Jun 28 '14

I'm glad you think it's cute.

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u/WhiskiNVaka Jun 29 '14

im glad you're glad, silly

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

I picture a Japanese person yelling this.

"BURAKUU DYNOMAITO!"

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u/TheMcDucky Jun 18 '14

BARAKKU DAINAMAITO
Would be more accurate

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u/TheMcDucky Jun 18 '14

バラクダイナマイト! BARAKU DAINAMAITO!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

gimme some of your tots

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u/chandleross Jun 17 '14

Barack O BAM A

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u/WhiskiNVaka Jun 28 '14

obviously not playing putin, then

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u/Thom-John Jun 17 '14

Original rush hour!

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u/MichaelNevermore Jun 17 '14

That was Jackie Chan...

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u/TheBrutalBanana Jun 17 '14

Time for a new Rush Hour!

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u/Ms_Gnomer Jun 17 '14

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Bruce Lee is no longer available for the role. Perhaps his son would be willing to play the part.

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u/Lana-Lana-LANAAAAAAA Jun 17 '14

Too soon. Forever too soon.

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u/spyrosj Jun 17 '14

I just dug up the wiki article on it. Holy shit talk about bad luck...

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u/Lana-Lana-LANAAAAAAA Jun 17 '14

The weird thing is that Bruce Lee died before finishing the film Game of Death. The studio changed the plot so that Lee's character was a Hollywood actor who gets shot in the face on set. This way, the studio could finish filming GoD with a different actor using the somewhat flimsy premise of "Oh, he had to have extensive reconstructive surgery... so now he looks like a completely different person".

Now, this might just be my shitty memory (it was a long time ago that I saw it) but I'm pretty sure the assassin who tries to kill Lee's character switches blanks for live ammo.

Duhn duhn duuuuh!

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Jun 17 '14

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but Brandon Lee didn't die from a live round. From what I understand, they used dummy rounds for close-up shots that were created from live rounds but one got stuck in the chamber. Then when they fired a blank for the actual gunshot scene, the dummy round trapped in the barrel shot out as if it were a normal bullet.

Something like that.

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u/Lana-Lana-LANAAAAAAA Jun 18 '14

The crew effectively made a live bullet from two inert rounds: one with a bullet and percussion doodad, but no powder, which inadvertently lodged bullet into barrel - and another with no bullet but percussion thingumy and powder which propelled the previously lodged bullet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '14

link for the lazy damn it

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u/why_rob_y Jun 17 '14

I keep trying to come up with some kind of Crow pun, but my mind is shooting blanks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

No dude, the gun was actually loaded. You just killed your neighbor.

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u/DrGobKynes Jun 17 '14

MIND BULLETS!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '14

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u/pellmellmichelle Jun 17 '14

It was Jackie Chan in Rush Hour, not Bruce Lee.

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u/16dots Jun 17 '14

no one said it was, it's more about putting a Chinese guy together with a black guy

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u/Moonman190 Jun 17 '14

Soon people are going to start saying he was born in some Asian country instead of Africa...

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u/CrackerJackBunny Jun 17 '14

Good job on the blur to make it look old school.

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u/jmk4422 Jun 17 '14

That gave me a much needed laugh. Enjoy the gold.

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u/DG_Deceive Jun 17 '14

Barack Obout-to-jump-right-in-your-ass. Right in the crack.