r/photoshopbattles Jul 21 '14

PsB This French protestor in a suit

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u/Kim_Jong_Unchained Jul 21 '14 edited Jul 21 '14

French Intensifies

Edit: Read your requests. I present to you Frenchman 2.0

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u/kingeryck Jul 21 '14

Hoooh hohh! Oui oui!

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u/Patrick-B8man Jul 21 '14

Zut alors!

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u/gregsting Jul 21 '14

C'est parfait!

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u/kokesh Jul 21 '14

yep, came here exactly for this. But you forgot the mustache.

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u/off-and-on Jul 21 '14

And the striped shirt.

And the cigarette.

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u/Xan_the_man Jul 21 '14

Don't be racist!

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u/eats_shit_and_dies Jul 21 '14

No let's always be racist.

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u/Nudelwalker Jul 21 '14

racist: only once

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u/raging_asshole Jul 21 '14

please, it's 2014. even the french have begun to eschew the moustache.

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u/sidskorna Jul 21 '14

Very apt.

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u/Salted_Butter Jul 21 '14

I'm not sure about this one, no decent Parisian would throw away a perfectly good baguette.

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u/puercha Jul 21 '14 edited Jul 21 '14

Maybe it was a few days old. Those things get hard enough to be used as cudgels.

Edit: bad grammar

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u/Fiddler_With_No_Roof Jul 21 '14

Well, accurately throwing a perfectly good cudgel can be pretty awkward and difficult to accomplish. Seems to me the baguette more resembles a javelin.

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u/Salted_Butter Jul 22 '14

Good point! After 12 hours an excellent baguette isn't as good, after 24 it's chewy and after 48 as you said it doubles as a well balanced cudgel (new word of the day for me, yay!).

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u/Throckwoddle Jul 21 '14

So either the baguette is bad or the Parisian is indecent...

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u/Fly_youfools Jul 21 '14

please, what does this mean in english?

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u/biez Jul 21 '14

Hi! Sacrebleu is a deformation of sacredieu which itself is short for "par le sacre de dieu". One could translate it as "by the blessing of god" or "by the crowning of god". So, sacredieu! But when you don't want to be seen as a blasphemator, you say "bleu" (blue) for "dieu" (god). Hence sacrebleu, and palsambleu too (derived from "par le sang de dieu" which means "by the blood of god").

We don't use it a lot nowadays but it seems to stick with our image in other countries.

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u/goug Jul 22 '14

Some australian ladies told me they picked it up from the three musketeers. It makes sense.

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u/Fly_youfools Jul 22 '14

Thank you so much for this.

I had this doubt since my childhood (blame the pink panther show cartoon).

I even had the oportunity to travel to france and ask it there, but everytime I did no one knew.

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u/Coogcheese Jul 21 '14 edited Jul 21 '14

So, I'm good friends with a couple of folks from Vance, France (small town near Nice) and asked them this same question. Their answer: Sacré bleu! means...Sacré bleu!.

Disturbing, I know. Its apparently just an expression of astonishment that they don't actually use very often if at all.

Sacré bleu literally translates to Sacred Blue which goes, allegedly, back to an old swear word associating blue with Mary, the mother of Jesus but may have origins predating that. Note: I didn't get this part from them. I got this from an internet google search later.

All I know beyond that is when I said it, in an overly excited cartoon style, they thought it was hilarious.

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u/biez Jul 21 '14

Well, I never heard that explanation, besides it's pronounced "sacrebleu" and not "sacrébleu" (not the same sound to our snobbish ears).

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u/Coogcheese Jul 21 '14

"sacrebleu" and not "sacrébleu"

Well, I was a C student in 8th grade French so you'll have to forgive me on that one.

Either way the root of the word is basically 'sacred blue' (I always thought...correct me if I'm wrong please!) which is nonsensical to most and probably why my friends told me it really wasn't translatable to English and not something either one even heard outside of the same place I heard it...Tom and Jerry.

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u/biez Jul 21 '14

Well, I was a C student in 8th grade French so you'll have to forgive me on that one.

Of course I do :-D

Either way the root of the word is basically 'sacred blue' (I always thought...correct me if I'm wrong please!) which is nonsensical to most and probably why my friends told me it really wasn't translatable to English and not something either one even heard outside of the same place I heard it...Tom and Jerry.

Yes, it has gone out of use for a looong time (it sounds like something you could have said in the XVIIIth century for example). As far as the etymology goes, you're almost right but there is another sense, sacrer (verb) is our word for blessing/crowning a king. I'll just paste my other comment here (forgive my laziness).

Hi! Sacrebleu is a deformation of sacredieu which itself is short for "par le sacre de dieu". One could translate it as "by the blessing of god" or "by the crowning of god". So, sacredieu! But when you don't want to be seen as a blasphemator, you say "bleu" (blue) for "dieu" (god). Hence sacrebleu, and palsambleu too (derived from "par le sang de dieu" which means "by the blood of god").

We don't use it a lot nowadays but it seems to stick with our image in other countries.

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u/Fly_youfools Jul 25 '14

Thanks, I pretty much guessed its meaning but, I still wanted to confirm.

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u/Abohir Jul 21 '14

French Intensifies

insert guillotine

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u/Cons52 Jul 21 '14

No ring of garlic around the neck? Pish!

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u/genoux Jul 21 '14

I like to think he's simply dancing in the street.

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u/Nesano Jul 21 '14

I though t he'd be holding a white flag in French 2.0.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

But he needs to be retreating from the fight!

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u/Philantroll Jul 21 '14

I'm french and I've never seen the garlic neckless thing in my life. Otherwise this is an accurate depiction of me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

I'm french and I never go out without my garlic necklace. Reprenez vous en main monsieur !

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u/Philantroll Jul 22 '14

Is this some kind of vampire racist thing ? Auquel cas, je suis outré !

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u/UncleS1am Jul 21 '14

His left hand needs a paint pallet.

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u/Tromben Jul 21 '14

Make him a mime!

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