r/photoshopbattles • u/idealspace • Aug 05 '14

PsB PsBattle: Kim Jong-un at a lube factory

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02996/potd-jong-paint_2996741k.jpg
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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 edited Sep 12 '18

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u/5co77 Aug 05 '14

Where'd the other guy go?

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u/D0NT_PM_ME_ANYTHING Aug 05 '14

To a better place.

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u/Jurnana Aug 05 '14

Literally almost anywhere else on earth.

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u/QCMBRman Aug 05 '14

Pretty much anywhere else in the universe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 edited Aug 16 '18

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u/QCMBRman Aug 05 '14

Yeah but on the surface of Venus I would at least die quickly, in north Korea I have to put up with Kim jong un's shit for years.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '14

Addicted to the most terrible drug in the world: Hope.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

To a batter place.

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u/pm-me-uranus Aug 06 '14

South Korea?

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u/seyrine Aug 05 '14

What do you think that stuff's made of?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

Soylent Green is made out of people! They're making our food out of people!

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u/beebs21 Aug 05 '14

All Aboard! (because why not?)

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u/squirteye Aug 05 '14

Brilliant!

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u/Cpt_Renault Aug 06 '14

Soyrent Green?

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u/burple47 Aug 06 '14

Anything with Charlton Heston gets an up vote.

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u/EazyCheez Aug 06 '14

Cool. How does it taste?

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u/Urgullibl Aug 20 '14

Kim Jong Shrek

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u/dafino Aug 05 '14

YOU GOTTA TELL'EM! IT'S PEOPLE! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE!

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u/rqaa3721 Aug 05 '14

soylent green

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u/player-piano Aug 06 '14

the dead are disposed away from the city to avoid spreading disease and contamination.

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u/5co77 Aug 06 '14

That's good thinking.

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u/player-piano Aug 06 '14

exactly, and it hides the fact that the dead are processed into soylent green to help solve the food crisis... i mean wait fuck

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u/5co77 Aug 06 '14

It's ok. Have you ever read "Make Room, Make Room"? It's the book the movie is based in. It's really good.

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u/player-piano Aug 06 '14

hmm no, but im sure it is. trying to get a song of ice and fire out the way. its shitty and easy, but not tooooo easy. or maybe it is. which is why im reading it while life guarding. but yeah in the book the soylent isnt people, that i know.

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u/player-piano Aug 06 '14

also, i feel like were the few whove actually seen the movie because i picked up your reference and you mine.

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u/5co77 Aug 06 '14

Via con dios.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

He was executed for not being happy.

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u/Makern Aug 05 '14

I think the factory explains that. Also Kim looks a little less hungry.

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u/DaRtYLeiya Aug 06 '14

To Terminus: "The more people become a part of us, we get stronger"

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '14

The vat.

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u/beebs21 Aug 05 '14

Nice job, I wish I had thought of that myself!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

Our great leader visits the Slurm Factory.

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u/Foshazzle Aug 05 '14

hahahaha have all the upvotes.

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u/faRawrie Aug 05 '14

Drink Slurm!

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u/1stLtObvious Aug 05 '14

I feel like this is a good metaphor for the country's leadership.

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Aug 06 '14

Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party cuz a Pyongyang party is fucking mandatory.