r/photoshopbattles • u/donebythehands • Oct 09 '14

PsB PsBattle: Ron Swanson lookalike calmly walks away from wave breaking behind him.

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u/szer0 Oct 09 '14 edited Oct 10 '14

Keeping track of his rivals

Edit: Now that I have accumulated more karma than god and got gilded twice (thank you AlecBaldwinner and Anon) I just want to say: Tits are great. That is all. Continue your lives knowing this wisdom I have shared with you.

Edit: I lied, that was not all. If you're not going to use Photoshop professionally I see no reason not to pirate it and use it to your hearts content. Battle on.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '14

There's a lot of Teddy Roosevelt in that face.

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u/szer0 Oct 09 '14

Teddy keeping track of his rivals

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u/Didgeridoo-right Oct 09 '14

Manliest picture I've seen in a long while...

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u/hotfrost Oct 09 '14

Loosk like the watery version of Mt. Rushmore

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u/AcBoober57 Oct 09 '14

A very watery, very masculine Mt. Rushmore

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u/the_infinite Oct 09 '14

That's not actually a wave of water, it's actually pure injection grade testosterone

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u/AcBoober57 Oct 10 '14 edited Oct 10 '14

Close! It's actually just Ron Swanson's ejaculate. It comes out like a big frothy man patronus!

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u/EjacElation Oct 09 '14

Mantain Gushmore

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u/AcBoober57 Oct 10 '14

Is mount Rushmore short for mountain Rushmore?

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u/Daniel_The_Thinker Oct 10 '14 edited Oct 14 '14

Are you telling me that you can look at George Washingtons well toned and chiselled features and tell me that isn't manly?

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u/ActuallyARaptor Oct 10 '14

Mt... Gushmore?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '14

My new wallpaper.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '14

Lol you beat me to saying this by 6 hours, damn.

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u/Lemon_Destroyer Oct 09 '14 edited Oct 11 '14

Oh these deserve so much more upvotes, let's hope.

Edit: They did!

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u/VaperahamLincoln Oct 09 '14

HelpppppICan'tBreathe

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '14

If that's not gold worthy and then I don't know what is anymore.

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u/Ifuqinhateit Oct 09 '14

You should probably give him gold, then.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '14

[deleted]

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u/nevek Oct 09 '14

Get a job hippy.

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u/Munt_Custard Oct 10 '14

I would too but I'm lazy

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u/SilasX93 Oct 10 '14

I propose we add Nick Offerman to Mount Rushmore.

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u/infinitezero8 Oct 09 '14

This had me roaring!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '14

That's not water. That's from all the nearby women reacting to the manliness.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '14

this is definitely my new wallpaper

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '14

Looks like the cover of The Highwaymen.

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u/Tepoztecatl Oct 10 '14

That's so much testosterone, my balls just grew a dick.

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u/at0mheart Oct 09 '14

fn great...this reddit rocks

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u/YouGuysAreSick Oct 09 '14

Yeah this whole reddit thing is so silly !

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u/AlecBaldwinner Oct 10 '14

I don't have much, but I have gold. Well, now you do.

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u/Mod74 Oct 09 '14

He looks a hella lot like William "Voice of KITT" Daniels, but I'll be damned if I can work that into a 'shop.

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u/lordriffington Oct 10 '14

Now you've just made me want to see Knight Rider with KITT's lines redubbed by Nick Offerman. Damn you.

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u/J__d Oct 10 '14

Dude, that would be amazing

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '14

I think I saw it on Mt. Rushmore.

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u/hotterthanahandjob Oct 09 '14

Holy fuck this is good!!

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u/Uldyr Oct 09 '14

Is there a wallpaper version of this

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u/clawz_nd_webz Oct 09 '14

Please, someone provide a wallpaper!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '14

Wallpaper

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u/clawz_nd_webz Oct 09 '14

You wouldn't happen to have that in 1080 would you?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '14

Holy hell i just laughed my god damn ass off.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '14

No you didn't.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '14

Rivals or deserving mortals upon which he bestows a measure of his power?

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u/Razzamafoo Oct 09 '14

Make a wallpaper please!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '14

This is one of the best images I've ever seen. Cheers.

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u/marian_06 Oct 10 '14

That face.. that face..

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u/HonestAbed Oct 10 '14

I don't get it... Did you photoshop at all? I started at both pictures for a while, I can't see the differences. Worst Highlights magazine ever.

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u/IAMtheliquorRand Oct 09 '14

If I had any gold I would give it to you for this.