Tonight on Fox News: Noodlegate. President Obama, mired in seventy four separate and individually impeachable scandals now must answer to the American people why he's destroying our relations with Japan over Noodlegate. Is the President purposefully covering up the microwaving of these noodles to forward his socialist agenda? I'd like to welcome to the show, best selling author of every great book released since September eleventh, Bob Beckel, conservative patriot and female icon, Anne Coulter and, celebrating the release of his best selling new album, genius songwriter and American treasure, Charlie Daniels to talk about how Noodlegate will cause Obama to shift focus from fighting Isis and the Ebola outbreak to promoting microwave safe styrofoam from his socialist green supporter corporations out of the left coast.
Mr. Daniels, how would you describe the ways Noodlegate makes this the worst Presidential administration in history?
The problem there isn't only that he "forgot the water"?
Those noodles are in a styrofoam cup, you can't microwave that. Even if there was water in there, microwave ovens will burn / melt the styrofoam for yet another microwave disaster. The insulation factor of the foam would allow the outside to get extremely hot from the microwaves without the cooling effect of the water keeping it from melting.
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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '14
The president first hears the news about the noodle incident.