r/photoshopbattles • u/Prawnjoe • Feb 02 '15

PsB PsBattle: This teacher from my Facebook feed.

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u/AvalancheMaster Feb 02 '15

And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my sign upon you.

Hope I'm not too late to the party.

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u/butchswatch Feb 02 '15 edited Feb 02 '15

Finally my username is relevant!

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u/AvalancheMaster Feb 02 '15

I definitely woke my neighbors with my laugh, dude.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

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u/butchswatch Feb 03 '15

You're the real MVP man

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

Not with an avalanche? You're losing your focus man!

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u/POI_Harold-Finch Feb 03 '15

and damn.. i was too serious before this and just outbursted in laugh

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u/ishopsmart Feb 02 '15

I read this as butt-swatch

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u/shankthealmighty Feb 02 '15

You must've seen some shit in the past few years

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u/incinr8 Feb 03 '15

my favorite scene from the movie i just watched yesterday, best tarantino quote ever!

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u/TheLandOfAuz Feb 03 '15

K I'll be the guy: can you explain what just happened?

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u/choadspanker Feb 03 '15

Butch swatch?

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u/justheretoargue Feb 02 '15

no it isn't

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u/EntTrader6 Feb 02 '15

She'd be damned if any students were gonna put their greasy lil pictures on this modern birthright

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

This is brilliant, astounding, nothing less.

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u/hashi1996 Feb 02 '15

"YOU FORGOT THE SIGN?! MY FATHER GAVE ME THAT SIGN!"

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u/leekench Feb 02 '15

It's impossible not to read Christopher Walken transcripts in a Christopher Walken voice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

Amazing, needs like 6 more commas though for true Walken

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u/AvalancheMaster Feb 03 '15

To be honest, I copied it directly from the script and changed it around a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

He hid it up his ass for two years, actually. Major Coolidge hid it up his for the first 5.

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u/AvalancheMaster Feb 03 '15

Yeah, that was one of the things I changed. Outside context it didn't make sense. I said elsewhere I copied it directly from the script but the whole monologue is too long to fit in one sign.

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u/kushxmaster Feb 02 '15

I can't not upvote a solid pulp fiction reference.

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u/Zeds_dead_baby_ Feb 03 '15

That's my motto too...

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u/HaarigerHoden Feb 02 '15

wow! well done

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

This is driving me crazy. What's the movie reference again?

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u/ric2b Feb 02 '15

Pulp fiction

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u/Amer_Faizan Feb 03 '15

Now shop another one with lorde instead

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u/fellow_redditor Feb 03 '15

Aww for me, how sweet.

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u/AvalancheMaster Apr 16 '15

2 months later, and I can't believe I'm the only one who's noticed you.

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u/fellow_redditor Apr 16 '15

You're the only one that's mattered <3

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

Lawlz.. keeping the neck skin was a nice touch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

I never noticed that Christopher Walken had such a nice rack.

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u/itsonlythreeyears Feb 02 '15

I laughed so hard I cried. Maybe tinkled a bit too..

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u/Redspadedude Feb 02 '15

I just read that in walken's voice WTF?

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u/cheats47 Feb 03 '15

Give this guy gold!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

Check out my weapon, my weapon of choice.

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u/_thedragonscale Feb 03 '15

This was worth waiting for.

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u/TerryW0gan Feb 03 '15

Did everyone else read it in Christopher Walken's voice?

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u/Spider-Ian Feb 03 '15

Not enough commas.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '15

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u/AvalancheMaster Feb 02 '15 edited Feb 02 '15

EDIT: Open up the suitcase, people!