r/pics • u/Fandorin • Feb 05 '15

Robert Mugabe, the dictator of Zimbabwe and all around asshole, is trying to suppress pictures of him falling over in Harare airport.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

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u/kushangaza Feb 05 '15

I prefer Mugabe surfing from /u/themightykobold

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u/Veggiemon Feb 05 '15

I feel like if he stood up it would be revealed that he has one normal right leg and one tiny right leg coming out of his butt cheek

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u/RetardedSquirrel Feb 05 '15

Someone needs to do that with the Canadian surfing pic on the /r/funny front page ASAP.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

I prefer anything that makes Mugabe look like an asshat. Nicely done, /u/themightykobold!

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u/harvestg Feb 05 '15

yeh thats my fave foe sure

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u/UNTOUCH43LE Feb 06 '15

I feel like this almost has desktop wallpaper potential

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u/andyman1125 Feb 05 '15

Reminds me of this comic

http://www.people.eku.edu/davisb/africa/Zimbabwe.gif

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u/Daamus Feb 05 '15

thats like almost really relevant.

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u/keepdigging Feb 06 '15

at least the country is no longer moving backwards...

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u/elastic-craptastic Feb 06 '15

Someone needs to make a photoshop of him riding a real dead rhino instead of getting to look all cool riding dinosaurs or horses and other cool shit. That comic you posted could be made in photoshop with this pic of him and be just as powerful if done right maybe.

/u/Chispy, can you please get on that?

Or someone else with the PS skills. (I really need to learn how to use PS or Gimp)

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u/master_dong Feb 06 '15

Did you go to EKU?

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u/andyman1125 Feb 06 '15

I did not, why?

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u/sirfugu Feb 06 '15

I thought the same thing. Weird to have a link from eku. I loved that school.

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u/Chispy Feb 05 '15 edited Feb 05 '15

This one's my favorite.

Credit to /u/Chispy.

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u/Genjibre Feb 05 '15

Yep, no bias here

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u/Chispy Feb 05 '15 edited Feb 05 '15

Thanks! I made that one.

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u/killtheyolo Feb 05 '15

Wait a minute...

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u/JJWattGotSnubbed Feb 05 '15

Unidan is just getting lazy now

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

Maybe because he was jackdaw'd.

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u/ahmedsafa123 Feb 06 '15

Here's the thing...

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u/noNoParts Feb 05 '15

Oh why don't you crow up for once.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

Need help with context who is Unidan plz

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u/JJWattGotSnubbed Feb 05 '15

try /r/outoftheloop. seems like the perfect subreddit for this situation. Google might be some help as well.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

preciate

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u/IngsocInnerParty Feb 05 '15

Here you go.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

You da man

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

:(

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u/KnightOfAshes Feb 05 '15

I love your username btw

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u/JJWattGotSnubbed Feb 05 '15

you know nothing of my username nothing

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u/Chispy Feb 05 '15

http://i.imgur.com/gdkaI.jpg

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u/Joeliosis Feb 05 '15

That hurt my brain for about 5 seconds... glad I got it figured out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

What am I missing here?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

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u/benevolent_sun_ Feb 06 '15

That clever mother fucker.

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u/Simple_one Feb 05 '15

Only for like 30 seconds

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u/Notosk Feb 05 '15

Hagrid: Yer, a Wizard 'Arry
Harry Otter: I Am?
Hagrid: Yeah... uh, Also you are an Otter
Harry Otter: WHAT?

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u/Absolutenero332 Feb 06 '15

Did you also make one where he is participating in Jack Rabbit Slim's twist contest? Could you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

http://imgur.com/F4lrEdJ

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u/Harish-P Feb 06 '15

On a 10.1 inch tablet, with the "Reddit is Fun" that automatically makes every image full screen (as this is how I prefer it)... that was terrifying. Well played.

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u/balaloo Feb 05 '15

You think you're funny, huh

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u/razortwinky Feb 05 '15

We got a name fer folk like you 'round here...

We call 'em karma whores

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u/MrGuttFeeling Feb 05 '15

There's 10, what now?

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u/duckvimes_ Feb 05 '15

Nothing to see here. Move along, citizen.

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u/rcs2112 Feb 05 '15

He honeydicked us!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Friggin jeanie us!

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u/kuruslice Feb 06 '15

... Do I know you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

You're Michelangelo?

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u/Flope Feb 05 '15

AMA request?

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u/Hakuuuuuuu Feb 05 '15

NO YOU DIDNT /u/chispy MADE THAT. FUCK YOU

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u/IGuessINeedOneToo Feb 05 '15

I, too, am a big fan of my own work. Fuck everyone else, make something that you approve of!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

You made this?

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u/RigganAntioch Feb 05 '15

I like you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

I made that.

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u/benartmao Feb 05 '15

... not sure if same person....

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u/Piggay Feb 05 '15

I made this

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u/thisguy883 Feb 05 '15

He discovered a reddit karma loophole.

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u/FrostByte122 Feb 05 '15

You made this? I made this.

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u/PornoPichu Feb 06 '15

You made this?

I made this!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

We need one with the Egyptian painting style as well.

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u/Watercolour Feb 06 '15

You sonofabitch, you got me!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15 edited May 24 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

I think he forgot to switch accounts.

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u/jazsper Feb 05 '15

The best

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u/jb34304 Feb 05 '15

Hes probably going to have this one painted to his ceiling :p

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

I've never noticed how large and misshapen Yahweh's left hand is.

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u/habituallydiscarding Feb 06 '15

Where's his frontspiece?

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u/well_that_went_wrong Feb 05 '15

Thank you so much :)

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u/NSA_Chatbot Feb 05 '15

Were I ever photoshopped into a picture like that, I would have it printed and framed.

I would find the person and buy them something nice. My dad was a local politician years ago, and he's got a few political cartoons of himself framed and up in his house.

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u/MBraveheart Feb 05 '15

HAHAHA unreal.

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u/DPrusher Feb 05 '15

well, that went right

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u/Matrillik Feb 05 '15

I was a big fan of the QWOP 'shop

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u/thefonztm Feb 05 '15

Someone somehow send it to him? Maybe the awesomeness will make him realize that it's no big deal?

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u/omni_wisdumb Feb 05 '15

That just makes him look cool.

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u/arkanemusic Feb 05 '15

shit, if he owns dinosaurs and can ride them I want him as dictator of the world.

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u/WalkingAngel Feb 05 '15

This one won.

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u/thisguy883 Feb 05 '15

Its good that the internet could make something so bad, look so good.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

woah, where is that dino pic from?

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u/Frathier Feb 05 '15

That's what I want to know, it looks like a more modern version of Walking with dinosaurs.

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u/Rather_Unfortunate Feb 05 '15

According to Google Images, it is indeed from Walking With Dinosaurs 3D (in which the dinosaurs fucking talk, thanks to Hollywood fucking cunts).

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u/Seattleopolis Feb 05 '15

Wat

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u/Rather_Unfortunate Feb 06 '15

They initially planned the film with the intention that it would be a March of the Penguins-esque nature documentary film about dinosaurs, just as the original TV series was a TV nature documentary about dinosaurs. But 20th Century Fox Executives told them at the eleventh hour to make the dinosaurs talk so that the audience would connect more with the characters. The result was a film that flopped both commercially and critically, with the voiceovers actually detracting from it.

I swear to God, when the trailer first came on in the cinema, I had the biggest fucking erection ever seen at the prospect of a feature-length Walking With Dinosaurs. But the moment they started talking in the trailer, it flollopped immediately.

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u/Seattleopolis Feb 06 '15

Flollopped, you say?

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u/Rather_Unfortunate Feb 06 '15 edited Feb 06 '15

Absolutely. Like a wild swamp mattress.

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u/Honestproject Feb 06 '15

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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u/recoverybelow Feb 06 '15

oh man he's gonna be pissed when his advisors show him this thread

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u/FriscoBowie Feb 06 '15

I feel like he could use this one as a propaganda poster, honestly. /u/Chispy you should make him pay for it!!! But in American Dollars.