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u/Hybrid888 Jul 17 '15 edited Jul 17 '15
/r/photoshopbattles Edit: yes I know that this is from here^ Thats the point I was trying to make
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u/Spartan2470 GOAT Jul 17 '15 edited Jul 17 '15
Credit to /u/CrapPaintJob for creating OP's submission.
Odd how the image was been modified to circumvent reverse image searching.Edit: I'm taking OP for his word.
Edit 2: Well, now that OP deleted "his word" I'm somewhat consternated. But given his posting history it seems that any lack of attribution was unintentional.
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u/mrenglish22 Jul 17 '15
It is insane that the original image was from reddit, was photoshopped on reddit, then shared on tumblr, then I saw it on Facebook as a screenshot of the tumblr post, and now it is back on reddit.
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u/CrapPaintJob Jul 17 '15
That's so weird.
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u/Keerikkadan91 Jul 17 '15
Not as weird as a llama riding an ostrich, but I get your point.
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u/Josh6889 Jul 17 '15
llama riding an ostrich
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u/Yavares Jul 17 '15
That looks delicious, I never knew you could use Paula Dean as a condiment.
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u/McNailedit Jul 17 '15
This is clearly theft. I would racoonsider before upvoting this thread.
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Jul 17 '15
Wow, it only took 16 days - I thought this was much further in the past than that. Restored comments restored.
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Jul 17 '15
Aww man I thought it was hilarious, now I am morally obligated to downvote it. Sigh... Why do you put me in these positions, op?
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u/LOLtheism Jul 17 '15
Step 1: Take a decently funny picture from /r/photoshopbattles
Step 2: Repost it to a default sub
Step 3: Karma
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u/HomeSmash Jul 17 '15
You're giving someone flair on /r/photoshopbattles when you do it. If it's funny then it's a nice thing to do :)
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u/CrapPaintJob Jul 17 '15 edited Jul 17 '15
Actually I'm not getting any flair for this because it is a cropped version of mine. No linking to my picture here.
Edit- Got the flair.
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u/gta0012 Jul 17 '15
At least give crappaintjob his due credit. I can't complain since this was my process with the original pic: step 1: Take a funny pic from /r/pics step 2: repost on photoshopbattles step 3: Karma
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u/Backflip_into_a_star Jul 17 '15
I saw this running around facebook and people don't know it is a shop.
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u/SteveEsquire Jul 17 '15
I'm not sure how people can't know that. The shadow on the hand is extremely sketchy. People are so gullible nowadays. You'd think that with so much photo editing around that people would instead question everything. But nope, people still fall for anything.
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u/mochacobra Jul 17 '15
You're seriously overestimating the intelligence of people on Facebook. What's sad is how many people actually rely on Facebook for keeping up with the news.
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Jul 17 '15
Saw this on Facebook yesterday and I knew it was too good to be true, but I was also too lazy to search for the original.
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u/Hybrid888 Jul 17 '15
I know I'm just putting it out there
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I know I'm just putting it out there
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u/sir_fancypants Jul 17 '15 edited Aug 05 '23
wah
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u/MostlyBullshitStory Jul 17 '15
First the gays, now the coons...
Ohhh, this is gonna go well.
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u/Bronkko Jul 17 '15
new reddit policy powers: activate!
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u/mrgruesomem Jul 17 '15
MODS!
RedxSmoke is harassing Bronkko just because Bronkko can't read.
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u/obeseclown Jul 17 '15
Mommy! Some anonymous person on Reddit is threatening my right to free speech!!
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Jul 17 '15
A repost from me_irl that was reposted from psbattles?
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u/BAM225 Jul 17 '15
OP, do you take trash panda to be your wedded wife, to live together in marriage? Do you promise to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health, and forsaking all others, be faithful only to her, for as long as you both shall live?
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u/peccadillop Jul 17 '15 edited Jul 17 '15
That Bi**h, his body isn't even cold yet.
edit: thanks RedxSmoke
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why censor the c and the t? why not everything after B? why not nothing since this is the fucking internet and you are allowed to swear.
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u/stegosaurus94 Jul 17 '15
Step 3: With bitch just drop the T because bich is latin for generosity
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u/Mr-Gorilla Jul 17 '15
later that day NSFW
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u/lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe Jul 17 '15
Ah it's only noon and I've had my fill of Internet for today. Thanks everyone, see you on monday!
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u/benjarvus Jul 17 '15
Wow didn't take long for the Toronto raccoon's widow to move on!
https://www.reddit.com/r/toronto/comments/3cpnbn/in_memoriam_yonge_and_davenport/
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u/pelito Jul 17 '15
she probably pushed Trash Panda into the oncoming traffic. we have a Murdoch Mystery here.
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Jul 17 '15
This is incredible! The hand gesture, the shiny eyes, the half open mouth... everything is just adorable!
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u/ThisIsReLLiK Jul 17 '15
I am glad that marriage is no longer only for a man and a woman. Human/raccoon relationships are a lot less frowned upon in 2015.
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u/swingequation Jul 17 '15
Of course she said yes.. her husband was killed in Canada recently she is in a very vulnerable state! Poor widow raccoon.
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u/kevlar_dog Jul 17 '15
He went to Jareds.
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u/Osiris32 Jul 17 '15
Nah, that raccoon looks of age.
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u/toughbutworthit Jul 17 '15
We have prepared a special place for you here in hell sir.
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u/EEVVEERRYYOONNEE Jul 17 '15
I was a little disappointed when I re-read your name and realised it didn't say
tough butt: worth it
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u/thedenofsin Jul 17 '15
Wow, that's one of the worst photoshops I've seen.
Congratulations!
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u/EEVVEERRYYOONNEE Jul 17 '15
Considering this photo appeared on PSbattles very recently, I don't think we're meant to think it's real.
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u/AOBCD-8663 Jul 17 '15 edited Jul 17 '15
This was a response in the PSBattle
edit: here's a version of this from last year.
https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/2e6yz5/psbattle_appreciative_raccoon/
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u/Xilean Jul 17 '15
The thing is, I don't see anywhere that he claimed it wasn't a shop. And thus being an obvious shop one might presume he posted it just because it's funny.
Can't we just enjoy it?
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u/xisytenin Jul 17 '15
Rationality isn't welcome here.
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Jul 17 '15
Can't we just enjoy it?
This is Reddit. By Criticizing it, /u/thedenofsin is enjoying it.
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u/CrapPaintJob Jul 17 '15
It's my picture. Relevant username.
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u/MJawn Jul 17 '15
dat shadow
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u/CrapPaintJob Jul 17 '15
The one on his pinky finger? I'm aware that it was a bad attempt at trying to give the object an appearance of weight in his hand. If you are talking about the appearance of the shadow behind the box continuing on to the wall, I can assure you it's not going on to the wall. The gray in the shadow just matched the gray of the wall and lined up to make it appear like I let the shadow continue into a stupid spot, but I was at work and just wanted to add the submission so I didn't alter it.
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u/Sharpevil Jul 17 '15
You wouldn't want to do that in real life. Raccoons love shiny things. Little bastard would grab that ring and run to the hills.
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u/TooManyInLitter Jul 17 '15
Well Hell! It looks like some Christians were right; allowing same-sex marriages in the US is resulting in sliding down the slippery slope to human-animal marriages and bestiality. Satan's sweet love child, I bet that the ring bearing human is a woman too - look at those purdy hands! That's one of them there homosexual zoophilia marriages - I just know it! IT is upon us!
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u/TorinoCobra070 Jul 17 '15
Better than the shitty engagement pictures from Facebook.
Congrats to you all!
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u/Cameljockeysunited Jul 17 '15
A good ol' Alabama shotgun wedding. I've only heard stories of these
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u/explodingbarrels Jul 17 '15
Someone send this to one of the many GOP candidates arguing that legal gay marriage will lead to people marrying animals.
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u/oldie101 Jul 17 '15
My girlfriend sent me this photo followed by the caption-
"Even raccoons get a ring"
I think I'm screwed.