r/photoshopbattles • u/blue_awning • Sep 30 '15

Cutout in Comments PsBattle: Man with a very long carrot

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u/unwantedphotoshop Sep 30 '15 edited Oct 01 '15

The man who passes the sentence should swing the carrot

Gave it some polish since it was so popular: http://i.imgur.com/Kvzq2Zh.jpg

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u/cam_add Sep 30 '15

The "O" was annoying me

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u/Secretss Sep 30 '15

Can you make the vertical bar in the O a silhouette of the carrot? Or would that be too much?

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u/cam_add Sep 30 '15

As you wish

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u/Sn8pCr8cklePop Sep 30 '15

That's not a silhouette.

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u/Super_Fast_Turtle Sep 30 '15

That's a carrot

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u/Wombat_cannon Sep 30 '15

Another mystery solved by /u/SuperFastTurtle!

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u/Super_Fast_Turtle Sep 30 '15

Thank you. My favorite mystery that I solved concluded with "People are human".

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u/lukemacu Sep 30 '15

What will /u/Super_Fast_Turtle solve next? Find out next week, on, Mysteries of the Universe!

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u/Pickler42Dollars Oct 01 '15

There should be a bot for this.

r/requestabot

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u/Nardo318 Oct 01 '15

People are dancer

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '15

I want to hear your reasoning. I am sceptical about that "fact" you are talking about.

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u/LadyDeathMasque Sep 30 '15

Really? Depeche Mode told me that People are People, those fucking liars.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Am I the only one who doesn't carrot all?

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u/Retsaottoaster18 Sep 30 '15

You mean waffle? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

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u/jgeotrees Oct 01 '15

Oh fuck that's one I haven't heard in a while.

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u/ZeroCitizen Oct 01 '15

ah, memories...

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u/Jughead295 Oct 01 '15

That's robo-funny, man! ROBO-HAHAHAHAHA!

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u/TheRealDickPoncho Sep 30 '15

that's not a knife

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '15

thatsapenis.gif

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u/frittenlord Oct 01 '15

You call that a carrot? Thats a carrot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

I tried. Turns out I suck at Photoshop.

Edit: I know a silhouette is supposed to be black but I thought it'd look weird so...

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u/MelonHeadSeb Sep 30 '15

No, that looks good. AFAIK silhouettes don't have to be black anyway.

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u/mistersmith1008 Oct 01 '15

Not cool... #blacksilhouettesmatter

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u/Epicmau5time Oct 01 '15

You pc bro?

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u/mistersmith1008 Oct 01 '15

nope, i'm a Mac

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u/laughgary Oct 01 '15

It's good, but it might look more carroty is you add the sprig of leaves at the top of the O.

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u/shiningmidnight Oct 06 '15

This guy fucks! If someone else doesn't do it, I will when I get to a computer

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u/jzoobz Sep 30 '15

Silhouettes don't have to be black necessarily, AFAIK

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u/Secretss Sep 30 '15

OH that is good and I love it!

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u/toeofcamell Oct 01 '15

He just doesn't carrot all does he?

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u/Nudelwalker Sep 30 '15

sure it is

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u/RenderedKnave Sep 30 '15

He's right, it's not. A silhouette would be the carrots' shadow. This is the actual carrot.

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u/Nudelwalker Sep 30 '15

nah, it's not

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Then do it yourself

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u/Sn8pCr8cklePop Sep 30 '15

I'm barely qualified for /r/mspaintbattles

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u/MadHatter69 Sep 30 '15

Man, you guys are really neat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '15

You can tell it's a carrot because of the way it is.

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u/Secretss Sep 30 '15

Hahahah thanks! :D

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u/pro-life-dicks Oct 01 '15

Love The Princess Bride

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u/pants_r_us Sep 30 '15

Too much

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u/Go1988 Sep 30 '15

Oh, that's a lovely touch!

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u/Craftmasterkeen Sep 30 '15

this is my league name o-o Who are you and what have you done EDIT: Pants_R_us is my league name

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u/SheepGoesBaaaa Sep 30 '15

Any chance we could get this as the pottery scene from 'Ghost'?

Oooh Myyyy Loooove

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u/Dustyrivers Sep 30 '15

You should turn the line through it Into a carrot

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u/suchcreative Sep 30 '15 edited Sep 30 '15

Personally I think that new "O" is more annyoing ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/one-eyedwilly Sep 30 '15

"tomorrow is harvest day, and for them it is the holocaust." -Maynard James Keenan

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

These are the cries of the carrots.

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u/demopat Sep 30 '15

Let the rabbits wear glasses!

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '15

Can I get an amen...can I get a hallelujah?

Thank-you, Jesus.

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u/HailToTheMeta Oct 01 '15

This is necessary...

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u/TheGoodManJohnFarson Sep 30 '15

Let the rabbits wear glasses...

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '15

Life feeds on life.

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u/ClitorausRex Sep 30 '15

Desktop worthy, congrats sir your shop has earned a place in my wallpaper slideshow. Fine work!

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u/Fedwinn Sep 30 '15

I too have a wallpaper slideshow! I rarely know what will come next and some of the pictures are either breathtaking or hilarious :)

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u/earthcharlie Oct 01 '15

I don't get it. What's that from?