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u/Advorange Nov 30 '15
The dog on the right looks to be part Xenomorph.
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Or like a goblin shark! His mouth is trying to escape from his head or something.
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u/dsaasddsaasd Nov 30 '15
There's a gif of a goblin shark lady giving a guy a blowjob without moving her head. Just wanted to put that thought into your mind.
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u/Nikedawg Nov 30 '15
...source?
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u/dsaasddsaasd Nov 30 '15 edited Nov 30 '15
One of the gif galleries on sadpanda. I don't remember the precise one. She has blue skin and faces to the right if that helps.
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u/soccerperson Nov 30 '15
Someone needs to find this before I go to bed
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Nov 30 '15 edited Nov 30 '15
I'm in bed already. Commenting so when I wake up hopefully I'll get to see a goblin shark blowjob
Edit: WTF man. I wanted to see a goblin shark blowjob. Very disappointed.
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Piggybacking for similar reasons.
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Not a blowjob, but I find it much easier to imagine after seeing this.
...and now I'm confident I'll have nightmares for a week.
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u/Pelican451 Nov 30 '15
Yeah... If I saw saw that, I'd fuck right off.
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Before or after you shit yourself?
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u/Picnic_Basket Nov 30 '15
I can't tell if this is supposed to mean they shit themselves before and after fucking off, or if they run away, then shit themselves, then run away some more with shit streaming down their legs.
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u/handmemybriefcase Nov 30 '15
Scariest dog I've ever seen. It's face is curling way too far back for my liking.
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u/HMCetc Nov 30 '15
How can you tell it's a submissive grin as opposed to a snarl?
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u/PwsAreHard Nov 30 '15
He can't, but my guess is he bases it one the flattened ears.
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u/Seriously_nopenope Nov 30 '15
From the no expertise I have about canine behavior I think the submissive grin is with teeth clenched and teeth open is aggresive.
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u/stromat1793 Nov 30 '15
That's not a submissive grin, that's a defensive threat display.
E.g. look at the eyes of the wolf on the right, the hard stare, directly at the other wolf. Now look at the eyes of the dogs in your google image search link. Soft, or even half closed.
(As an aside, not all dogs in the google search actually display submissive or mimic grins. This one is especially scary)
No, to be fair, most of the time there is a mix of motivations displayed in a dog's or wolf's body language. But in this case it's pretty clear, the body language as a whole (body positioning, eyes, back of the nose and forehead, lips, ears) screams defensive threat display.
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That is so far from a submissive grin. I hope if you ever meet a wolf and it snarls at you like that, you don't assume it's submissive.
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u/ColonelSanders_1930 Nov 30 '15
Photoshop
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u/bhobhomb Nov 30 '15
You mean like stage left and stage right?
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u/zevokthenaked Nov 30 '15
Yes. It's been a long day.
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u/Multimb10 Nov 30 '15
This is 're post, infact the doge thing got photoshopped after the original post http://imgur.com/ilEfwPk
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u/ctkatz Nov 30 '15
I SAID FUCK OFF MOON MOON.
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u/missfunnygirl Nov 30 '15
You are my favorite person for bringing up Moon Moon!!! I miss Moon Moon, he just wants to be loved.
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No, he needs to be put down.
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u/LUK3FAULK Nov 30 '15
HE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
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u/Mogg_the_Poet Nov 30 '15
That's the face your annoying friend (everyone has ONE) makes when he pushes someone too far and then tries to play innocent.
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u/OriginalStomper Nov 30 '15
And if you don't know who is the annoying friend in your group? That means it's you.
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u/TheKid220 Nov 30 '15
Doge face almost looks photoshopped.
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Pretty sure it is.
NINJA EDIT: Yeah, it is. Original
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u/MrUppercut Nov 30 '15
I think that's better
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u/CockyCigar Nov 30 '15
Yeah, it fears for its life in that one.
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u/no1_vern Nov 30 '15
Intelligent response.
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u/RuneLFox Nov 30 '15
I was going to say "yeah right, the fur doesn't even look like it's the right colour", but on closer inspection, I think you're right. Dayum.
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u/Username_Biographer Nov 30 '15
Your marketing campaign to advertise the DQ Blizzard on prime time NFL had serious medical consequences for kids across America.
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u/Humanam Nov 30 '15
Four days and you already have 2,600+ comment karma? Jeez, are you just having a long weekend or what?
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u/LeoPanthera Nov 30 '15
Reddit accounts with high karma are valuable when sold to spammers.
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u/dom_corleone Nov 30 '15
Jesus fuck balls. I don't if i should be super impressed or feel bad this guy has been on reddit non-stop since thanksgiving.
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u/AOEUD Nov 30 '15
I got >1400 points on my third comment (calling a guy an asshole for making origami pigs out of $1 bills).
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u/endrickson Nov 30 '15
Could have at least changed the eye color, now I know its just a doge in a wolfe clothes. Still much soft.
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u/pewpew_die Nov 30 '15
the snarling one's nose has been pulled off its gums O.O? my understanding of a dogs anatomy has just been thrown for a loop.
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u/bittybrains Nov 30 '15
I know right. All he needs is an extra set of teeth and evolution will suddenly turn very interesting. http://aliens1234.weebly.com/uploads/1/6/3/1/16318094/307539.jpg?307
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u/filthgrinder Nov 30 '15
the fuck is that? It looks nothing like the aliens in the movies.
http://www.voxboxcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/alien-xenomorph-mouth.jpg
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u/Roarian Nov 30 '15
It's an evolutionary ancestor or cousin of the Alien xenomorphs, I think. It's from Prometheus.
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u/pinkshirtjoe Nov 30 '15
Here it is in meme form
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u/a_nice_warm_lager Nov 30 '15 edited Nov 30 '15
I think it came from a photoshop battle a while ago, then became a meme.
Edit: I looked and found I saved it locally back in May.
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u/scardboy Nov 30 '15
"if he gets out of line, take those beautiful teeth of your's, go for the throat and don't let go until the body stops shaking"
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u/Praesumo Nov 30 '15
Jesus it looks like he's gonna pull his own skin off his face flexing that hard. FFS Wolf Bro, calm yo tits!
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u/Choco316 Nov 30 '15
"Jesus, Greg, have a snickers" "Why?" "Because it has chocolate in it, and you'll die, ye prick"
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u/Psychoticbovine Nov 30 '15
"There's nothing to see here, I'm only a husky. Your average adorable rover!
But once I convince you it's okay to trust me-
Your civilization is over! "
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u/SakeBomberman Nov 30 '15
Married men asking for sex can relate to this? I dunno I'm not married but i heard that its a thing
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u/harveytent Nov 30 '15
The eyes give it away. I was hoping to come to the comments and it somehow be real but sadly not the case. Would like to see the eyes replaced with more wolf like ones to see if it still looks doge like or not.
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u/DragonToothGarden Nov 30 '15
That snarling wolf has some Alien blood in him. Look at that prehensile jaw.
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u/soparamens Nov 30 '15
the wife when she saw that some hot ex-gf commented on one of my recent pics
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u/Aton_Five Nov 30 '15
Created by /u/anonim1230 on /r/photoshopbattles.