r/photoshopbattles Dec 10 '15

Battle PsBattle: Jeb Bush Getting Felt-Up at a Rally

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15 edited Sep 21 '18

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u/Frigg-Off Dec 10 '15

This is my winner.

Edit: W's face is the best.

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u/AeAeR Dec 11 '15

You know that if he ever got a lightsaber that is the exact face he'd make.

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u/Frigg-Off Dec 11 '15

Get me a taco.

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u/jgatz696969 Dec 11 '15

Barbara's Bush ;-)...she is holding the staff.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '15

I think Cheney really takes it home, though.

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u/MikeyB67 Dec 10 '15

This is really well done.

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u/seanertons Dec 10 '15

God I laughed out loud in a silent waiting room full of people zoned on their phones

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u/jauntylol Dec 11 '15

They instantly tweeted/FBed:

"weirdo laughing alone on his phone, what a day"

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u/ApteryxAustralis Dec 10 '15

Who's behind Jeb?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '15

Dan Quail.

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u/ApteryxAustralis Dec 10 '15

Thanks. Is George HW Bush in there? (I didn't see him)

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '15

He's the wookie. Kidding, that probably would have been a better choice for Leia. Now I'm disappointed in myself.

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u/mrsmeeseeks Dec 11 '15

dont be, its perfect

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u/LargeTeethHere Dec 11 '15

I was one click away from giving you gold. This made me laugh so hard. Amazing man. Truly wonderful

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '15

Thanks! May the Jeb be with you.

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u/Woodrow_Butnopaddle Dec 11 '15

This is awesome. Deserves so many more upvotes

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u/ChanklaChucker Dec 11 '15

W is the shit here!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '15

This reminds me of that Robot Chicken episode where George Bush has a lightsaber battle with Abraham Lincoln. He's even holding a blue lightsaber here, so I assume these exist in the same canon.

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u/TROOF_Serum Dec 11 '15

Looking forward to Return of the Jebi.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Dec 12 '15

FINALLY! Someone gets the Bush Crime Family.

The Dark Side really is compelling:

"Join the dark side"

"No!"

"Join us, we feel your anger."

"No! I will never join scum like you!"

"Join usssss..."

"Well OK, you make a compelling argument once I hear it again. So I just kill a bunch of people, get burned nearly to death, and live in a respirator the rest of my miserable life -- AND the love of my live dies anyway? Do you have dental benefits?"