r/photoshopbattles • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '16

Battle PsBattle: Leonardo dicaprio tweeting/messaging everyone about his newly claimed oscar.

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u/lechodu67 Feb 29 '16

He's browsing reddit until his legs go numb.

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u/Animal-Kingdom Feb 29 '16

Putting that Oscar Award to good use.

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u/tcreo Feb 29 '16

He's probably like "fuck those guys on /r/movies man, I deserve my Oscar"

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u/Roach2791 Feb 29 '16

He'll have a wall mount soon

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u/liberal_texan Feb 29 '16

He's not actually on reddit, he's on amazon searching "Oscar Statue toilet paper wall mount".

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u/myoreosmaderfaker Mar 01 '16

Now I'm doing it. Motherfucker just incepted me!

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u/FlackoX Mar 01 '16

All he needs now is a bidet and he'll be set.

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u/SHIT_DOWN_MY_PEEHOLE Feb 29 '16

My goodness, I'm fucking done, good job man!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '16

Risky click of the day.

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u/2boredtocare Feb 29 '16

goddamit...I just spit salad out on my desk! Nicely done.

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u/ClintonHarvey Feb 29 '16

I hope it didn't have strawberries in it. We need to stop putting strawberries in salads.

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u/2boredtocare Feb 29 '16

Nope, all veggies and some walnuts. Boring, but it did the job.

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u/ClintonHarvey Feb 29 '16

Sounds fantastic. I hope they were candied walnuts.

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u/PatrollingForPuppies Feb 29 '16

What are you out of your mind?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '16

A friend of a friend of mine actually did this with a Juno award.

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u/Plaidman_009 Mar 01 '16

This might be a possibility. Kate Winslet and Emma Thompson keep their Oscars in the loo.

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u/XDrazonx Mar 01 '16

I'm dead. I'm freaking dead... I'm ready to go to bed now.

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u/DerSpini Mar 01 '16

Perfect, I can die and rest in peace now.

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u/Amish_guy_with_WiFi Feb 29 '16 edited Feb 29 '16

He has been holding this one in for a while

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u/lechodu67 Feb 29 '16

Holy crap that must weight at least 9.5 courics!

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

I believe Randy Marsh is the record holder with over 150courics.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '16

How can Bono do so many good things, and still be a piece of shit?

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u/ClintonHarvey Feb 29 '16

Oh my god, it even has dookie stains.

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u/white11f Mar 01 '16

Ouuu hothothothothothothot

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u/Pr0t0typed Feb 29 '16

I love it because I'm doing the same at work

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u/g0atmeal Feb 29 '16

People are going to get the wrong idea.

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u/MyWerkinAccount Mar 01 '16

Ain't nothing wrong with winning Oscars!

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u/Vorcion_ Feb 29 '16

Congratulations on your award!

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u/DatBowl Feb 29 '16

You did much better than me

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u/labortooth Feb 29 '16

That's a big toilet. Or a small Leo

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

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u/OneTrueKingOfOOO Feb 29 '16

If I had Leo money I would shit in random people's pools

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u/my_poop_is_green Feb 29 '16

I have a successful pool coloring business that's really popular around Saint Patty's Day

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u/ImDaRealOP Mar 01 '16

Username checks out

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u/sirfucksupalot Mar 01 '16

They'd probably let you if you asked.

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u/Binkusama Mar 01 '16

If I had Leo money, I would organize flash mobs where 100s of strangers shit in the pools of one select neighborhood each week.

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u/ajulian3 Mar 01 '16

You don't need a dollar for that.

Source: I own a pool

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u/OneTrueKingOfOOO Mar 01 '16

Is that an invitation?

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u/TheDrDocter Feb 29 '16

so just an Olympic pool then?

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u/throwmeintothewall Feb 29 '16

Cant really flush down a regular pool everytime you take a shit.

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u/DatBowl Feb 29 '16

Just bad photoshop

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u/Sentazar Feb 29 '16

Someone put him next to sad Keanu plus my skills suck

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u/migzy1341 Feb 29 '16

You ain't done poopin til your legs start sleepin

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u/Obliterations Feb 29 '16

That's just how you know its time for the first wipe.

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u/JnnyRuthless Feb 29 '16

You're supposed to wipe more than once?

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u/Obliterations Feb 29 '16

Depends on how fierce the poo was. How bad was the backsplash?

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

You mean natures bidet?

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u/pimaster314 Mar 01 '16

Neptune's Kiss, I believe

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u/JnnyRuthless Feb 29 '16

Backsplash... (shudder)

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u/Colorfag Mar 01 '16

Huevos splash

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u/binkysurprise Mar 02 '16

7-8 times each time

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u/towardstheEdge Feb 29 '16

Fuckin' savageeee. My sides. Help.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

You smart, I appreciate that.

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u/QueequegTheater Feb 29 '16

What the fuck happened underneath you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

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u/Crislips Mar 01 '16

You, citizen, pick up that can.

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u/xormx Feb 29 '16

Nothing happened. I don't see anything under him, you must be seeing things man...

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u/noobslayer007 Feb 29 '16

DJ Khaled jokes I presume

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '16

Yup! You loyal! Buy a house!

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u/randy_marsh89 Mar 01 '16

that bungalow talk

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16 edited Sep 21 '18

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u/deadlychambers Feb 29 '16

If you take an actual picture of a chain made out of karma would that be removed?

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u/BusinessPenguin Feb 29 '16

Asking the important questions.

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u/FearOfAllSums Mar 01 '16

try to always?

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u/Colorfag Mar 01 '16

But op quoting DJ khaleed is OK? Even if all the replies were DJ khaleed quotes?

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u/Sloppy2ndxx Mar 01 '16

Another one and another one and another one and another, I put the hinges in the hand, in the fucken boy hands

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u/llckll Feb 29 '16

That's exactly what im doing now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

Where did the Oscar go? Oh. Wait. He's trying to get it out. Gotcha.

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u/presently_pooping Feb 29 '16

Like looking into a mirror

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u/billsmashole Feb 29 '16

Just like I do every day.

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u/MRSandMR-D Feb 29 '16

Just like what I'm doing right now

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u/billsmashole Feb 29 '16

Cool, we're turd bros

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u/GOULFYBUTT Feb 29 '16

This is literally my exact situation right now.

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u/SoftSilentSnowfall Feb 29 '16

Actually, it is more likely he is on 9gag. He is notorious for being a 9gagger.

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u/tigermask27 Mar 01 '16

Literally what I do in the washroom

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u/Phoequinox Mar 01 '16

I really hope this finds its way to him.

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u/slowclappingclapper Mar 01 '16

Me without the Oscar, Great looks and Millions of dollars.

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u/mitch44c Feb 29 '16

If they gave out an oscar for doing this I'd win it every year #likeKeaton

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

I thought he was busy texting the 20 bitches trying to jump on his dick every night. I bet he's trying to find one who'll let him use it as a dildo on them.

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u/bruisewayne_ Feb 29 '16

Somebody give this motherfucker gold. I'm too poor

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u/TheJackoAT Mar 01 '16

Are Reddit Oscars a thing?

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u/JayOvaEasy Feb 29 '16

To relatable.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

If I were wearing a tux right now I'd look just like this.

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u/killer_tofu_ Feb 29 '16

I need to wipe.

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u/topbunkfan Feb 29 '16

Literally me right now

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u/longTUuurd29 Feb 29 '16

This is me everyday.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

Huh leo and I have somthing in common, we both tweet when we poop.

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u/SyrupyPotato Feb 29 '16

This is me right now. But replace the suit with a bathrobe, and the Oscar with a Siberian husky.

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u/islamicporkchop Feb 29 '16

I'm actually doing this right now

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u/the_boomr Feb 29 '16

Goddamn, so I'm not the only one