r/photoshopbattles Apr 03 '17

Battle PsBattle: This chicken taking a bath.

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u/wasserlust Apr 03 '17

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u/artyssg Apr 03 '17

This expresses the emotion exactly.

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u/italianshark Apr 03 '17

Have you ever had a case of the Mondays?

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u/jayville74 Apr 03 '17

No...No, man. Shit. No, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for sayin somethin like that, man.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '17 edited Apr 20 '17

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u/exrex Apr 03 '17

Fucking 'A.

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u/saltytrigger Apr 03 '17

You don't need a million dollars to do nothin, man. Hell, take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do SHIT.

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u/copcopcopcop Apr 03 '17 edited Apr 03 '17

Hey Peter, watch out for your cornhole bud

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u/Formula133 Apr 03 '17

All these references made my Monday morning just that much better

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u/ProfessorTop Apr 03 '17

Extremely relevant double up votes for you!

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u/confusedinthegroove Apr 03 '17

Or lack there of.

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u/TheTrub Apr 03 '17

"If they move my desk one more time, I'll set the coop on fire."

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u/the_new_throwaway13 Apr 03 '17

But.. I was told that I could... listen to the radio at a reasonable volume...

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u/canYouFeelItMrK Apr 03 '17

Someone's cock is wet.

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u/AvecFromage Apr 03 '17

Another cluckin' Monday.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '17

f@#$&*^

Surely you mean clucking? Opportunity missed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '17

That's exactly how I feel right now.

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u/SueBid Apr 03 '17

I feel like that every morning!

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u/redalert825 Apr 03 '17

I challenge someone to put this on top of Trump's head in place of his toupee.

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u/PattyHeist Apr 03 '17

Came here to ask the same thing but with Ivanka on his lap!

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u/wasserlust Apr 04 '17

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u/PattyHeist Apr 04 '17

LOL! That's awesome. He's totally doing her from behind.

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u/wasserlust Apr 04 '17

Chicken two ways: The Emperor's New 'Do and Mr. Chicken Head I will not be held responsible for any nightmares this produces

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u/argilly Apr 03 '17

It looks like the entire planet was cursed by this chicken employee.

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u/kmaster54321 Apr 03 '17

You got that tps report? Yeahh and im going to need you to come in Saturday and you know what Sunday too.

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u/Genericgumibear Apr 03 '17

Yeah, see, we're putting coversheets on all of the tps reports. Did you get that memo?

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u/jasontronic Apr 03 '17

Another "clucking" Monday... am I right?

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u/MrslaveXxX Apr 03 '17

Thanks for making me laugh out loud in the middle of class and have 3 random people turn around to look at me.

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u/Haydeeni16 Apr 03 '17

The 2006 is what kills me the most...

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u/geneticsrus Apr 03 '17

Another clucking Monday

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u/doubledongbot Apr 03 '17

Pretty sweaty for cubicle work.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '17

Isn't that a Bangles song?

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u/essiejae Apr 03 '17

This reminds me of Dwight!