r/bestof Sep 09 '12

[photoshopbattles] R/photoshopbattles puts life into perspective.

/r/photoshopbattles/comments/zkv19/extreme_cat_walking_in_snow/c65hdzo
1.1k Upvotes

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 09 '12

Puts life into perspective? The fuck?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

There's always someone out there that's better than you?

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u/voodoo_you_do Sep 09 '12

There's always a bigger fish.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/voodoo_you_do Sep 09 '12

Silence, you fool! Drawing attention to the source of the quote might bring on a downvote deluge.

The trick is to spark some vague familiarity in people's heads and stop there...

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Leaving the horse broken but still alive is just cruel. I believe in beating it until it is completely dead.

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u/LizardArmyOfJFK Sep 09 '12

New bestof post: /u/timetravel_fanof explains Reddit's logic of running things into the ground

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Fuck I thought Liam Neeson was dead at first.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

There's always a bigger fish.

Which begs the corollary... there are an infinite number of fish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Thanks, for all of them.

  • The Dolphins

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

probably an asian.

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u/kyzfrintin Sep 09 '12

It's a joke. You know, funny. Not serious. Humorous. Makes you laugh.

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 09 '12

I know the definition, you dick. Nothing is even funny about the title.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/Helpfulandattractive Sep 09 '12

It slowly rose to almost out of hand.

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 09 '12

I genuinely don't understand the joke, care to explain?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '12

It is more poking fun at how all of the objects in the various photos are related to each other in subtle ways. Not so much serious or profound, but subtle. So the title of this post takes advantage of the fact that subtlety can be easily mixed up with profoundness amongst the naive. I would say it is humorous, but I'm not sure it is much along the lines of a joke.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

I'm a salad.

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 09 '12

No. you're a shitty novelty account. AND NO ONE LIKES SALADS!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

26k karma says you want my ranch.

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 10 '12

Ranch is the only reason people like you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

And you fucking love me for it. Even the sloppy seconds.

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u/kyzfrintin Sep 09 '12

Why's that?

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u/zzork_ Sep 09 '12

I don't get the joke and I'm angry about it.

FTFY

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 09 '12

Shit, I actually don't get the joke. Can you explain it?

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u/zzork_ Sep 09 '12

"there's always a bigger fish"

It's not hilarious, that's for sure, but it's better than "/r/photoshopbattles has a battle where you put a succession of increasingly powerful creatures/things behind each other" or something :p

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 09 '12

Thanks for the explanation. I still had to do a quick Google search to understand what that quote is from though.

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u/zzork_ Sep 10 '12

Oh, really? I thought it was kinda universally known, my bad.

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 10 '12

nah, it's all good. I probably should know that it's from star wars, but i didn't pay attention when i did watch them.

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u/DrunkmanDoodoo Sep 09 '12

Maybe they thought they were good photoshopping stupid shit into pictures and this comment chain made them realize that anyone could do it?

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 09 '12

I don't even know.

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u/nethertwist Sep 09 '12

Well as they get further away, the bigger animals look smaller because of perspective. I thought it was a nice pun but it looks like nobody got it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 09 '12

Your comment gave me cancer.

For real though, I usually don't like it when reddit acts like it's 4chan pet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 09 '12

it's all cool. I just don't like it when reddit tries to kiss 4chan's gaping asshole.

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u/LordRavenholm Sep 09 '12

Was hilarious...

...until the Atheism/Christianity bullshit

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u/TellThemYutesItsOver Sep 09 '12

I thought the /r/atheism part was hilarious but I don't think christianity really worked there

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Me too, judging by the upvotes i think a lot did too.

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u/godlessatheist Sep 09 '12

It would have been funnier if it were /r/islam

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u/Faptasmic Sep 10 '12

Ya I like this one better

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u/TellThemYutesItsOver Sep 10 '12

Oh my God I didn't even see that. Winner!

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u/DrunkmanDoodoo Sep 09 '12

Well it was a rocket launcher so it should of been /r/muslim

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u/Hotwir3 Sep 09 '12

psssst

should have

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u/DrunkmanDoodoo Sep 09 '12

Is that what everyone is getting a hair up their ass about? If that is the case then I can't change it because that is hilarious.

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 09 '12

No, everyone getting pissed because that was ridiculously racist, and hardly funny.

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u/Hotwir3 Sep 09 '12

I really don't understand reddit. You downvote that joke but upvote this joke.

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u/Iggyhopper Sep 09 '12

hint: execution is everything

Welcome to comedy.

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 09 '12

I didn't see that joke before, but I'll try to rationalize it.

It's all about the context. And how the joke is delivered. DrunkmanDoodoo's joke seemed a little too serious, almost as if he wasn't joking. Also, no one in this thread was making reference to muslims.

The other thread however, The joke was delivered in a very funny manner. He also makes it very clear that he is joking when he says "I'll show myself out".

Or reddit is just retarded.

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u/redditbarns Sep 09 '12

I honestly think if the Muslim joke was followed by the "I'll show myself out" joke, it would have gotten upvoted. Reddit lets people get away with just about anything if it's followed by that. Kinda lame IMO.

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u/Neil_Armschlong Sep 09 '12

One doesn't simply 'understand reddit'.

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u/DrunkmanDoodoo Sep 09 '12

well I am not the one confusing muslims with a race of people. Muslims can be quite a number of different races. Am I racist towards white people if I say christians are also sacks of worthless shit?

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u/DudeWithTheNose Sep 09 '12

I suppose it's not so much "racist" as it is "incorrectly generalizing a large group of people".

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u/righteous_scout Sep 09 '12

devil's advocate: "muslim" is far more associated with an ethnic group than "christian" is.

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u/DrunkmanDoodoo Sep 09 '12

Religion shouldn't be able to hide from criticism behind the protections of race.

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u/righteous_scout Sep 09 '12

ಠ_ಠ

do you know what culture is?

islam and arabic are faaar more interconnected than christianity and... the west? i guess.

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u/TellThemYutesItsOver Sep 09 '12

I hate dumb motherfuckers like you who say "____ are not a race so I'm not being racist". Do you know what the definition of racism is, you dumb cunt?

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u/DrunkmanDoodoo Sep 09 '12

Well since you put it that way. Go fuck yourself.

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u/Hotwir3 Sep 09 '12

Oh wow, I corrected you because I thought people were downvoting your grammar because I found the comment moderately humorous.

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u/cssher Sep 09 '12

/r/islam would be the more analogous term. that's definitely why everyone is downvoting you.

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u/rileyrulesu Sep 09 '12

I know,i was hoping the one after god would be Kratos mid jump with his sword things in hand.

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u/LordRavenholm Sep 09 '12

See! THAT would have been actually funny!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Oh fuck, this would have been so much better

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

That would have been too great.

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u/FernandoTrolles Sep 09 '12

I was hoping for some saint seiya myself.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/MrSourz Sep 09 '12

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u/Delaywaves Sep 10 '12

If I had to explain Reddit in one image, I think I would choose this gif.

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u/devourke Sep 10 '12

Thank you for not having a 3 second gap in between each step. It really frumps me up when people do that.

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u/brycedriesenga Sep 09 '12

Looks like they kind of jumped the shark there a bit.

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u/Shiniholum Sep 09 '12

"For your information there was an episode of Happy Days where a guy literally jumped a shark and it was awesome!."

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

You do realize that that's the source of the expression, right?

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u/couchpole Sep 10 '12

Yeah, he does. His comment was a Community reference.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Dammit. I really need to start watching before another one whooshes me

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u/Shiniholum Sep 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

Thank you. You are the second person to point thi out.

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u/Shiniholum Sep 10 '12

Im the original comment.

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u/DreamCarver Sep 09 '12

New wallpaper. I don't care what anyone says.

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u/drizzt240 Sep 10 '12

I like the Aristocrats final version.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/Arborgold Sep 09 '12

It shows you that titles matter... "you sell the sizzle, not the steak"

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u/HereIsWhere Sep 09 '12

"r/photoshop battles puts life into perspective" Ooh. Sounds intersting. I'll click that.

"here kitty kitty" Probably another cat circlejerk. Skip.

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u/TryUsingScience Sep 09 '12

What's the more logical explanation here?

  1. Someone meticulously goes through new on /r/bestof to find good posts that aren't well-titled and then resubmits them with better titles.

  2. Someone saw this on /r/photoshopbattles, thought it was cool, and submitted it to /r/bestof without meticulously checking new to make sure it hadn't been done already.

Further discussion question: if #1 is in fact true, is that inherently bad? Titles are a form of content, and we all like better content. If someone takes good threads with terrible titles and fixes the problem so more people see them, accepting their reward for this service in meaningless internet points, should be more upset with them or grateful to them?

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u/cssher Sep 09 '12

Obviously it's not #1. I mean, I hope it's not #1, who would do such a thing?? It's #2 and while OP is not at fault, it's a little sad for the other OP whose post didn't go anywhere. It's more the bestof community's fault. However, it's really not that big a deal. I'm sure OP of the first one is having a bit of a laugh.

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u/TryUsingScience Sep 09 '12

I just find the hatred for reposts confusing. I mean, I get being annoyed when someone spams /r/aww with the top results from a "cute dog" image search. But the internet is a big place. The odds of more than one person finding the same thing and thinking it's cool are pretty high.

I'm not really sure we can say a community is "at fault" for upvoting the thing with the better title and not the thing that was earlier. Are we on some kind of first-comes-first-serves system, or is merit a better judge of who deserves upvotes?

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u/cssher Sep 09 '12

"At fault" was definitely a poor choice of words, and in this instance, since neither OP personally created the photoshopbattles thread (or did they...), it's not a big deal. Plus there's no karma at stake, for those who care about that. And yeah, this title is little more helpful.

However...

In general, reposts are problematic. I have no problem with reposts being made--they simply MUST be tagged. If the OP is innocently unaware that he has made a repost, that's fine. Someone will point it out and it should then be tagged as a repost, and everyone's happy. Also, cross-posts should always be tagged, and credit must ALWAYS be given. As long as these requirements are fulfilled, I got no beef with reposts. But they rarely are.

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u/TryUsingScience Sep 09 '12

I do enjoy it when cross-posts are tagged, especially when I'm subscribed to both subs in question. Why do you think it's helpful to tag reposts?

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u/cssher Sep 09 '12

Just so people know what's original and what's not, and what's new and what's not. The thing is that if you repost something, yeah some people are going to know it's a repost (especially when someone points that out in the comments), but many users aren't, and they will be under the impression that they are looking at an original picture/video/link etc. by the OP, which is simply not just. Especially to the users who submit their own content.

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u/TryUsingScience Sep 10 '12

That's valid. I was thinking more of stuff like bestof links, where it's obviously not content by the user. Also, something can be not OC and not a repost - for example, if you're posting the Oatmeal's latest comic in some relevant subreddit, you could be the first to post it but you are not the creator. Given how relatively rare OC is, I almost think it's more worth marking that than visa versa.

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u/cssher Sep 10 '12

Well, if you post the Oatmeal's latest comic, it'll be pretty apparent where the comic comes from. If it's not obvious from the comic itself (usually they have the author's name and stuff on them), it'll be obvious from the site OP links you too. Same goes for other types of posts like videos and articles

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

How do you tag a repost? What's a repost to you isn't necessarily a repost for somebody else. I'd be way more annoying seeing a repost tag next to every post because rarely are you the first at anything on the internet so you might see repost tags for things you haven't seen before.

Also who tags a repost? If OP has to do it, OP will rarely tag it because 1) he doesn't know it's a repost or 2) doesn't want risk the success of the post. In most cases, it would be problem number 1. If the comments tag it, it will be abused constantly and people will tag it as a repost for shits and giggles like people already do with downvoting something for no reason.

Personally, I don't see the big deal. Just ignore the repost and move on. It's pretty much the same thing with people caring about the opinion of strangers in real life. Stop caring and ignore it. Sorry if I sound harsh, but complaining about reposts just ruins Reddit way more than it's a helpful. When I see posts that are reposts to me, the majority of the comments are something along the lines of: "REPOST", "OP IS FAGGOT FOR REPOST", "I SEE THIS EVERY DAY", etc. Instead of making the post better by creating new comments about the topic of the post, people just keep complaining that they have seem something before on a free and large internet forum.

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u/cssher Sep 10 '12

Yeah, tagging can be a little extreme. A link to the original post would suffice. And that could provided by anybody, but OPs would be greatly encouraged to do so first.

Haha I'm not complaining, just trying to make reddit a better like everybody else! I simply write "repost" (or maybe a dumb joke every once in a while) when no one else has as a pseudo-public-service. Keep in mind that I don't browse reddit as much as some, so it's not like everything is a repost to me and it's ruining my reddit experience.

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u/shizzler Sep 09 '12

Is there no downvote button in r/photoshopbattles?

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u/Werv Sep 09 '12

No, the point is you just upvote good photoshops. The bad ones just stay a low number instead of going negative. During battles, only the upvotes are counted (in case anyone used RES or something).

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u/goodguynextdoor Sep 10 '12

Because all efforts are not to be condemned, no matter the skill of the user!

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u/Werv Sep 10 '12

Well put.

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u/AffeMitWaffe Sep 09 '12

You can still downvote using the Z key.

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u/Spaz_Mah_Tazz Sep 09 '12

Yeah it shows the MS paint icon, it's pretty clever.

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u/Swingingbells Sep 10 '12

You can just not use the subreddit's style, which will allow downvotes again.

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u/bongwhacker Sep 09 '12

Reposting ass-gobbler.

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u/Selthor Sep 09 '12

Technically, isn't everything on /r/bestof a repost?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

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u/TheExter Sep 09 '12

and reached 100 up votes while this one has 1000+

so... who cares? more people saw it, which is what matters

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u/divinesleeper Sep 09 '12

Be happy that he was sensible enough to put a good title so we could all see it, instead of worrying about reposts. Only people who care about karma give a shit about that anyway.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

i love how this is "best of" nominated in Reddit while it happens constantly on SA.

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u/charlesviper Sep 09 '12

If it makes you feel any better, I thought this was as stupid as 90% of SA Photoshop contests. For a post titled "puts life into perspective" it sure got stupid after the 3rd 'shop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

They are stupid. I'm not denying that. SA peaked probably in 2006. But SAs Photoshop abilities, even when the content is stupid, put Reddits ability to shame 100 times over.

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u/WhipIash Sep 09 '12

SA?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

SomethingAwful.

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u/WhipIash Sep 09 '12

The subreddit? It seems to be private.

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u/Iggyhopper Sep 09 '12

But then again... it's SA.

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u/mknelson Sep 09 '12

Shark with a spear gun and a ballon lift was my personal favorite.

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u/tetralogy Sep 09 '12

This battle started out kinda good, but then they just pasted more and more images into it

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Typical Reddit. Take something funny and beat it into the ground until it's not.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

I don't want to be a part of Reddit anymore if this is considered some of the best it can produce.

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u/sgt_salt Sep 09 '12

This is the best subreddit of all time. OF ALL TIME!

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u/wadcann Sep 09 '12

4chan is still ahead in terms of making random content relating to their forum, I'm afraid.

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u/fuzzynyanko Sep 09 '12

Was expecting Dick Cheney or Sarah Palin

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u/Mawntee Sep 09 '12

What? I could have gotten karma for posting this? fuck.

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u/fridaythe13th Sep 09 '12

So true, so awesome

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u/myrpou Sep 09 '12

Yay! something i participated in ended up on r/bestof!

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u/amsid Sep 09 '12

Yup. Just found my new favourite subreddit

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u/Jayewalk Sep 09 '12

Each time I tried to guess what would be next. Was wrong every time.

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u/dslicex Sep 09 '12

Didn't see man in there anywhere... :(

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u/masebee Sep 10 '12

If you open them all in different tabs then cycle through them in order IT'S AWESOME

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u/Ap0crypha7 Sep 10 '12

I came, I clicked, I spewed Coca-Cola, I laughed. 10/10

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '12

This is frigging gold.

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u/brendan0077 Sep 10 '12

Honestly, one of the most enjoyable fun posts in a while.

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u/drizzt240 Sep 10 '12

Holy shit, can I get that thing framed?

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u/Epistemology-1 Sep 10 '12

This is how epic religions evolve.

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u/MarvinLazer Sep 10 '12

This is the hardest I've laughed at anything on reddit ever.

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u/jorge22s Sep 11 '12

Masterful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

/u/aDragonOr2 Way to repost lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Where was the nokia phone ? It would have doomed them all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12 edited Sep 10 '12

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u/ectoplasmicz Sep 10 '12

the attempt at sounding deep by OP was pitiful

Because I was completely going for that angle. I was totally trying to sound deep.

Sheesh.

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u/WhipIash Sep 09 '12

I agree on the shopping. It is pretty terrible in /r/photoshopbattles.

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u/Broodje Sep 09 '12

Ah well... Most of us are learning, me included. Gotta start somewhere.

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u/WhipIash Sep 09 '12

Yeah, I'm not saying don't post, but it's usually the best idea which gets voted up the most, not the best shop. Which isn't what the sub is meant for.

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u/Broodje Sep 09 '12

Ow, definitely... Mostly because people don't read the rules in the sidebar, 4th one says

Please vote by quality. Lazy shops shouldn't win just because they made you laugh. You can still vote funny stuff (we can't control you) but keep in mind that people spend lots of time making some really good submissions and deserve as much recognition as the next guy.

But sometimes I do feel compelled upvoting bad shops, just because they've been upvoted before :\