r/4chan • u/Robber_Baron44 • 5d ago

Anon is picky

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u/SleepWithYourWife 5d ago

It's a poorly kept secret, hot milfs are out there, right now, wishing for a skinny little shy boy like you to scramble her ovaries and bust load after load in her.

i dated one for a bit, 20 years older than me and was so refreshing honestly. Emotionally mature, in her sexual prime, and had her tubes tied so I was free to dump. Not a bad experience.

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u/The_PhilosopherKing /pol/ack 5d ago

Insert “It Should Have Been Me!” gif here.

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u/DM_ME_KAIJUS 4d ago

Where in the hell do you find them? I've had a dicey run in once on accident when I was at a restaurant. She was at the bar by herself doing a little prowling I assume.

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u/SleepWithYourWife 4d ago

That's like asking where the nearest gold deposit is, friend. I met that one at work, funny enough. Actually I met my current girl at work, I guess I like to shit where I eat.

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u/nikoll-toma 4d ago

based. i dated a hag 13 years older than me, shit was pure currency

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u/peenfortress 3d ago

hag

13 years old

:/ japenis

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u/MissNibbatoro wee/a/boo 4d ago

Menopausal = sexual prime?

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u/positiv2 4d ago

He was 7 years old

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u/sink_pisser_ 3d ago

>in her sexual prime

Kek

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u/Blusttoy 5d ago

Billionaires, millionaires and older men, especially sugar daddies, taking advantage of young pussies.

disgusting expired cheese you would eat

financially secured

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u/mark2talyho /pol/ 4d ago

They know how to do things the young roasties can’t even dream of. Get over yourself and try it at least once.

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u/A_Blue_Potion 3d ago

Expired mommy milkers