r/ABoringDystopia • u/Immediate_Concert_46 • 1d ago

Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins next to a ticker showing the Dow down 1,200 points: "We are really, really excited, and very grateful for President Trump's leadership."

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

1.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

45 comments sorted by

110

u/stratusmonkey 1d ago

Protecting our farmers and ranchers from selling their products overseas!

52

u/AlienInUnderpants 1d ago

Trump and every single one of his cronies and sycophants are just plain stupid.

Too busy kissing ass and enriching themselves to give a damn about America. They are ALL complicit.

11

u/wheniwasarobot 1d ago

But they've got some nice graphs and charts going for them...

49

u/blinkycosmocat 1d ago

A commenter in the original post indicated that retired boomers are depending on their now-declining investment accounts for income. If this becomes a bear market, will more expect their grown children to take care of them, when the kids are barely supporting themselves?

29

u/HugSized 1d ago

I expect elderly poverty to skyrocket.

12

u/The_Synthax 1d ago

I feel bad for the ones who didn’t vote for this

But it’s about fucking time it stopped exclusively fucking over the younger generations.

•

u/SDG_Den 15h ago

here's an idea: wouldn't you be able to make massive bank off of this if you short certain stocks?

41

u/Mentatminds 1d ago

It’s @ 1450 now

14

u/MauPow 1d ago

I don't get it. Is Trump like a fuckin' wizard or something? Are they under a spell? Why do they keep gargling his balls so fucking hard? It's the most absurd thing I've ever seen.

13

u/Hottttcarl 1d ago

Her outfit matches the stock color today

11

u/magmafan71 1d ago

awww she even dressed in red to match the stock market <3

11

u/Koolklink54 1d ago

Don't look up

12

u/Stalk_Jumper 1d ago

Nah, it's not a cult /s

3

u/Guenhwyvyr 1d ago

It's her forehead FEATURING Brooke Rollins

3

u/GobliNSlay3r 1d ago

I've got a great looking chart here Barb. 

•

u/GoedekeMichels 21h ago

I'm from Europe, so I might get this wrong, but is this really the US governments top official for farmers who just said "we'll see 🤷‍♂️" when asked what her governments policies will mean for farmers?

2

u/Ok_buddabudda2 1d ago

Everything is fine.🤯

2

u/5ma5her7 1d ago

At least she said thank you! /s

•

u/MajinSkull 15h ago

It must be nice that these people never need to shit since it all just falls out of their mouth

1

u/BISCUITxGRAVY 1d ago

The rubber is really hitting the pavement now!! Or something

•

u/JSevatar 19h ago

Jesus look at that forehead

•

u/stluciusblack 17h ago

Don't you people know you're not cool unless you're delusional?

•

u/Kindly-Scar-3224 13h ago

But, with all stocks crashing, who’s buying?

•

u/EndlessSummerburn 13h ago

She’s even wearing red, nice choice

•

u/firematt422 3h ago

Lol, I remember when the Dow hit 10,000 and they said it couldn't possibly go higher.