r/ABoringDystopia • u/notthattmack • 14h ago

Are you ready for President Loomer?

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/us/politics/nsa-cyber-command-chief-fired.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

“But a U.S. official briefed on the matter said Laura Loomer, a far-right activist and outside adviser to President Trump, called for General Haugh’s removal during her Oval Office meeting on Thursday. Mr. Trump ordered Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to fire General Haugh, the official said.”

The markets love stability.

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u/LordBunnyWhale 14h ago

Laura Loomer apparently had soft mushroom with mature cheese again for dinner. Food jokes aside, the purge continues until all the hostile assets and yes-men implanted in the government are save from investigation and legal consequences?

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u/Dante_FromSpace 10h ago

When I understood, i threw up

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u/AaronTuplin 8h ago

Huh? What's there to under... stand... 🤮

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u/ninjasninjas 2h ago

Wait.. oh... dear God...no, the mental image...

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u/Dazzling_Face_6515 6h ago

It’s a horrible burden to be literate sometimes

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u/taez555 2h ago

I like this joke.

Although maybe the type of cheese needs some refinement. Needs some stinkier implications, and we need to emphasize the teeny aspect of the flaccid mushroom.

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u/ninjasninjas 2h ago

Ever have a nice overripe piece of gorgonzola?

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u/loptopandbingo 12h ago edited 10h ago

The guy really does just do whatever the last person who spoke to him tells him to do, doesn't he?

Musk: "Make a car ad for my company in front of the White House."

Trump: "Buy Teslers, everything's computer."

Loomer: "tell Hegseth to fire Haugh."

Trump: "Pete, fire Haugh."

Putin: "Threaten to invade Canada and collapse your economy."

Trump: "We should make Canada a state, and watch this, I'm gonna take a huge shit on the US economy lol."

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u/ninjasninjas 2h ago

'these aren't the droids you're looking for"

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u/assumetehposition 11h ago

Loomer has literally nothing of value to offer Trump. I do not understand how she has been allowed to get so close to him.

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u/Wiitard 10h ago

She got the plastic surgeries and wears the make up he likes, and she says everything he wants to hear.

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u/hydrocarbonsRus 8h ago

It’s almost like Trump and Co are purposefully destroying the US economy and society as Russia’s proxies.

When will we wake up to this obvious reality?