r/ADHDmemes 7d ago

I’m no one

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u/So_Many_Words 7d ago

Why would google be available at our fingertips if not for this?

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u/PancakesandWaffles98 ADHD 6d ago

well damn it now I need to Google why they made Google

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u/siphagiel 5d ago

And you didn't feel like giving us the answer? Now I need to Google it too.

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u/PancakesandWaffles98 ADHD 5d ago

Sorry, I got sent on a bunch of other searches as a result, so I didn't think to

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u/Neat_Chi 4d ago

How many Wikipedia articles did you end up perusing and not remembering much of after your Google search?

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u/PancakesandWaffles98 ADHD 4d ago

That's an excellent question.

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u/Neat_Chi 4d ago

I speak only from experience. The rabbit hole is sponsored by Wikipedia I swear

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u/Humble-Raspberry 2d ago

and Facebook, YouTube, X, Tik-Tok, etc. :(

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u/jeo188 4d ago

I'm glad I was born during a time when information is just a Google search away.

Makes me wonder what that would have meant for me if U was born a few generations prior. I have a feeling I'd be the stereotypical bookworm

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u/dirty_pervert69 6d ago

Just reading this after I spontaneously Google'd if roaches could drown.

Apparently they can, but they can live underwater for up to 40 minutes.

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u/Suitable-Art-1544 5d ago

because of course they can

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u/_buffy_summers 6d ago

I'm three toddlers in a trench coat. I do what I want.

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u/dottydiapers 6d ago

I just have to drop this here.... these are just from a road trip I took today....

songs about waiting for a proposal

one handed instruments

unilaterally

patagonian toothfish

skills that easy and free to learn

FUN skills that are easy and free to learn

richard speck

Guatemala

Squeeze Box - Song by The Who

Beer

concertina in a sentence

Frida Kahlo

population wright wyoming

theremin

Chicken tinga Dish

one handed piano players

se puede

bowl method for curly hair

ides of march date

is learning an instrument good for your brain

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u/oh_such_rhetoric 6d ago edited 6d ago

Tell me everything about the Patagonian toothfish plz

Also, have you been proposed to yet???

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u/dottydiapers 5d ago

hopefully soon!!! haha and also apparently it's the same thing as the Chilean Sea Bass???!? I have no idea you should look at pics of them though lmao they are scary

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u/BarbieBaratheon 6d ago

You had me at concertina…then you mentioned the theremin & I was like: This too is a person of culture 😎

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u/dottydiapers 5d ago

hahaha can you tell I want to learn how to play a weird instrument and also might only have 1 hand to use for that 😂😂 (I have 2 hands, but I also have carpal tunnel surgery coming up soon)

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u/BarbieBaratheon 5d ago

I too would love to learn these two quirky instruments so it’s nice to see I’m not alone 😂 Good luck with your upcoming surgery! Hopefully you heal quickly to be able to play whichever you choose 🙏🏽

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u/Mathetria 5d ago

So my question is, does ‘Keep Your Hands to Yourself’ count as a song about waiting for a proposal?

https://youtu.be/WonOudGMSdc?si=qpEt09IdfyUBn4ix

Or maybe I just wanted a way to get Squeeze Box to stop playing in my brain 😬

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u/dottydiapers 5d ago

I sent it to my bf this morning and he said why did you send me that 😂😂😂

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u/Mathetria 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/jeo188 4d ago

skills that easy and free to learn

FUN skills that are easy and free to learn

That got a nasty chuckle out of me

If I could pique your interest, depending on what counts as "fun", there is a conlang with only around 130 words called Toki Pona that is allegedly easy to learn, and has several free resources to learn it. I say allegedly because I keep getting sidetracked, and haven't been able to learn it 😅

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u/dottydiapers 4d ago

ooh that sounds like it could be a fun activity for me and my partner to do together!! thanks!!!

lol did you try googling the first one? it was just like marketable skills to put on a resume. I wanted weird skills and talents to pull out at a party like juggling and playing the accordion

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u/jeo188 3d ago

Imagine listing Toki Pona, juggling, and playing the accordion on your resume 😂

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u/dottydiapers 3d ago

I can put juggling! haha I'm working on the other 2 now

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u/TheNocturnalManic 6d ago

I honestly can't stand people who don't google it. Can't tell you how many conversation I've listened to where they're asking a question and speculating on what the answer could be for like 5 to 10 minutes when you can literally find out in a 30 second search. I don't google it for them because I've had too many people get upset that I googled it and "ruined the fun of it." I feel like it's more fun learning something together and having a conversation about accurate info, but I'm mostly alone in my environment when it comes to that.

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u/jeo188 4d ago

I personally wait up for the conversation to end to look it up, or suggest looking it up together with whoever I'm talking to (if I am certain they know it's not from a place challenging them, but from a place of genuine curiosity)

But I am still appalled that there are people that will, at the end of the day, never look up the question

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u/NOT_A_JABRONI 2d ago

Before I was medicated, I would get into (not serious) arguments with my wife about this. If we were on a road trip and a question popped up neither of us knew the answer to, she wouldn’t google it. It was excruciating.

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u/RandomDude762 6d ago

ChatGPT is a close friend of mine at this point

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u/Marosille 6d ago

Googles how to stop googling everything that pops into my head

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u/haikusbot 6d ago

Googles how to stop

Googling everything that

Pops into my head

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u/oh_such_rhetoric 6d ago

This is exactly what smartphones are for. I was so excited to get one in college!

Back in my day…pulls out red shimmery env3 phone while wearing capris and a lace-bottom camisole, we had to text ChaCha with our precious, limited text messages and maybe get a semi-coherent answer. Kids these days don’t know what it was like to be ADHD in a world without unlimited 5g data.

…and I am so happy for them! Have you heard about immortal jellyfish???

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u/rink_raptor 6d ago

I just ask Siri and she spouts off something about something that’s not even close and I just call her names and realize I’ve already forgotten what I was asking.

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u/thatgraygal 6d ago

Same…. With Alexa 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/Feed_Guido_69 5d ago

I used to NOT do this. And then I started doing it and LOVE it! So fun to learn! Lol

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u/Unyielding_Sadness 5d ago

Mmm so this too is a function of ADHD. Thought I was just curious and enjoyed learning

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u/other-words 4d ago

That’s how we are. We’re very good at learning…about 100 things at the same time and the connections between them. It’s when folks want us to “focus on one thing” that we run into problems.

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u/Unyielding_Sadness 4d ago

Yeah I guess that's why I get so frustrated at people. I kind of assumed that it's really easy to look things up if you car.

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u/N3wParadigm 6d ago

Isn't everybody doing it ?

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u/Remarkable-Diet-9735 6d ago

I'm sorry but I have to know what names you can't name a baby ✋

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u/Raven_Outlaw 6d ago

google it

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u/Remarkable-Diet-9735 6d ago

I did. Apparently, in some states/countries, you can't name your baby Jesus Christ, King, Queen, III, Adolf Hitler, Santa Claus, Majesty, Messiah, or anything with numbers.

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u/Mathetria 5d ago
  • wonders if they’ve banned special characters as well as numbers *

Yes, that has been done too

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u/Edu_Run4491 6d ago

Why aren’t we arguing when you could just GOOGLE it

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u/GirthyRooster69 6d ago

Last night I was doing some casual googling and I learned about zero point energy field, the attempts to harness power from it, the immense implications, and the greedy powers that be that would do anything to silence attempts at producing something like this. Interesting stuff!!!

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u/andsterlilgirl 6d ago

your words reminded of a vid i watched a cpl of days ago. It was about data centers. https://youtu.be/DGjj7wDYaiI In case the link does not work, the title is your utility bills are subsidizing Facebook and Amazon.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

I see no benefit to stopping…

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u/anjiemin 6d ago

Hahahahaha

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u/saltandocean 6d ago

Lol I love this.

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u/TrueCrimeUsername 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣 I’ll never let go! Emergency googling ftw

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u/Yegas 6d ago

not unique to ADHD lol everybody does this. it’s what google is for - finding answers to questions you have

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u/Raven_Outlaw 6d ago

it is ... this is like saying "everybody has some Adhd" no they don't... pls look it up yes everybody has some syntoms of adhd BUT not so hard, so often and so many like ppl with Adhd

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u/Snowdeo720 6d ago

That will never happen.

I always need the answer, I must know.

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u/Orylus 6d ago

His tone and response was perfect for that situation. Melissa McCarthy and him did such an amazing job

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u/andsterlilgirl 6d ago

this explains my millions of tabs in three different browsers ON 2 different PHONES!! lolol

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u/thatgraygal 6d ago

I use Notes to keep a list of all the things I still want to search (not that I ever review the list).

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u/Hik_Young 6d ago

I don't know why But I started using ChatGPT for my stupid questions

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u/Warm-Finance8400 6d ago edited 6d ago

Ugh, I don't like when people search questions. Search key words, typing out the whole question just seems so... idk, I can't find a word for it, but just don't.

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u/N7rmandy 6d ago

And this is why I worry I’m dying because there’s a funny looking bruise on my knee

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u/Ok_Oil2641 5d ago

Ouch lol nailed it

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u/3veryTh1ng15W0r5eN0w 4d ago

Every time I hear a word I don’t know.

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u/Legitimate_Issue_765 4d ago

This is a good thing to do. Never stop being curious and never stop learning.

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u/AllyLB 4d ago

Except for the times that I forget my question by time I get to google.

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u/ParanoidCrow 4d ago

I'm also gonna keep all the searched tabs open because "it's an interesting topic and I might come back to it later!"

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u/Esc_Scones 4d ago

And for all the hyper specific questions I have that Google won't give a straightforward answer to: GEMINI!!!

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u/bumpitupto11 4d ago

*proceeds to google “How to stop googling every question that pops in your head” and going down another rabbit hole 🕳️

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u/Altruistic-Funny5325 4d ago

I have no internet and I must Google

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u/Colors_of_me 4d ago

I don't google every question that pops in my head. But just because I forgot half of them during the time it takes me to get my phone and open Google....

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u/sheepnwolf89 4d ago

People would be confused if they looked at my search history 🤭

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u/SpicyShakes 3d ago

100% relatable. Absolutely r/meirl .

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u/Connect_Ad_462 3d ago

...... Last hour before reading this

Searched:

How to use comma , and, but

Right side behind ear bump (lump I guess) Lymph node btw

GTA6 release Too much, much too much clicking choices

Vietnamese to English translation (Reddit post) won't share, popular sure but, no. Very bad. Very sad to see.

Why don't I put pictures at home Social isolation.... check

Reddit And here.... We..... Go