Alien creature known as a Starbuckian

[u/AgentBlue62]

[u/BurntArnold]

Gotta be an office intern or some shit

[u/madmaxturbator → u/BurntArnold]

A mobile coffee shop on the subway. She has a QR code on the back. Scan, pay, grab your lukewarm coffee on the go.

[u/uberguby → u/madmaxturbator]

This is ridiculous, but also it's the subway, so I don't know if you're making a joke or offering a real explanation

[u/From_Deep_Space → u/uberguby]

just imagine the slosh as she walks

[u/CeruleanEidolon → u/From_Deep_Space]

And god help her if any of those lids are loose.

[u/Niteshade76 → u/CeruleanEidolon]

Or someone bumps into her

[u/DuckInTheFog → u/madmaxturbator]

And a mobile book shop too

[u/From_Deep_Space → u/DuckInTheFog]

Browse me!

[u/Taro-Starlight → u/DuckInTheFog]

Well at least the books don’t get cold or spill lol

[u/Somber_Solace → u/BurntArnold]

There's no branding on the cups at all, it's all white/off-white, and yet not even one drop of coffee anywhere to be seen? They're definitely just props for fashion or a bit or something.

[u/quitepossiblylying → u/Somber_Solace]

They're also clearly empty. They'd be sagging if they were full.

[u/Somber_Solace → u/quitepossiblylying]

I thought that but idk how the jackets made, I think you could maybe compensate for the sag with a more complex design that just isn't visible from this perspective. Like there could be tighter inner bands to hold them up, and some sort of backing to correct the angle it would lean from it's weight. No way she could walk at a normal speed or go up stairs or anything though.

[u/quitepossiblylying → u/Somber_Solace]

The one cup hasn't even dropped all the way into the cuff. They're empty.

[u/Navi1101 → u/quitepossiblylying]

It would be pretty weird to go to all the trouble to make a jacket with an inner structure that can hold this much weight, and then make one cuff slightly too small to hold the cup. As a seamstress tho, that's exactly the kind of stupid mistake I would make 😂

[u/firedmyass → u/Somber_Solace]

nope. empty

[u/Navi1101 → u/Somber_Solace]

I was thinking some kind of strapping, similar to seatbelt straps, draping over the shoulders, running down the length of the jacket inside the lining, and sewn to the shell at each cup cuff. That way the weight of each cup isn't pulling on all the shell fabric above it, and the model can carry all that weight comfortably like a very weird backpack.

I'm sure the cups in this photo are empty, but what if they weren't how would I do it :creativity brain go brrr:

[u/Somber_Solace → u/Navi1101]

Thank you! At least someone gets where my head was at. She's definitely not a coffee runner, but I can imagine some ways to maybe recreate the photo with a little liquid in the cups to make them look/sound more real, so I don't feel as confident making the claim they're all empty. She's showing some level of ingenuity with the outfit already, it seems plausible to me that she might have put in a little more effort for the bit.

[u/Navi1101 → u/Somber_Solace]

Tbf if I was still living that admin assistant life, I would absolutely want to make and wear one of these for coffee running 😂

[u/quitepossiblylying → u/Navi1101]

I'm glad you two could get together.

[u/kingpoopermcgee → u/BurntArnold]

It's actually called the "Intern Jacket".

Made in NY by this photographer named Evan (IG link).

[u/voidsong → u/BurntArnold]

I thought is was just a clever way to protect your personal space.

[u/nvrsleepagin → u/BurntArnold]

Her coat is a lie!

[u/laeiryn → u/BurntArnold]

Exactly my first thought, LOL

[u/pbizzle]

This looks like an Eric Andre sketch

[u/AelizaW → u/pbizzle]

Bird up!!

[u/Traditional-Ad2409 → u/pbizzle]

Google show me this guy's balls please

[u/LordofBossely → u/pbizzle]

My body is now your communion. Please drink from me.

[u/llamaflocka → u/LordofBossely]

tbh this was a big influence lol

[u/RawChickenButt]

That's a whole latte look.

[u/nater255 → u/RawChickenButt]

You can't even see the ones she has strapped to her Mocha Chinos.

[u/xiaopewpew]

Not a single cup has her name right

[u/LowExtension12]

r/itscalledfashion

[u/solidcordon → u/LowExtension12]

You monster... I only have so much time on this planet and you've forced me to use some of it subscribed to that sub.

[u/Wolf_Parade]

NY is so unserious sometimes.

[u/ZoominAlong]

I dunno I love it. It's the kind of hilarity I expect from NYC. 

[u/kingpoopermcgee]

Creds: This was made by my friend Evan (IG link).

It's called the "Intern Jacket".

check him out cause ppl don't give enough creds.

[u/AgentBlue62 → u/kingpoopermcgee]

Thanks for the link. Interesting indeed and rebuts the 'AI generated' idiots commenting in this post.

[u/Maschellodioma]

I hope she does not fall over at any time.

[u/Z370H370]

White shoes kinda looks like he is levitating.

[u/brainburger]

Isn't she in danger of being mugged?

[u/sanityjanity]

This is *brilliant*. She could walk into your office, and sell you a coffee straight out of her pockets!

[u/nachocat090]

Wow I needed that laugh, thanks

[u/Zealousideal-Sun6603]

Yoko?

[u/NietJij]

Ok, Picasso. I like it.

[u/bernpfenn]

can't go into airport security areas with that outfit

[u/Jenkins_rockport]

am I the only one who thinks she must be sweating like crazy in that?

[u/slutty_muppet]

From the Armenian coffee planet

[u/Off-Da-Ricta]

That’s another level of ass kissing

[u/toofarbyfar]

It's a good call to make the jacket the colour of a coffee stain, just in case.

[u/thatlookslikemydog]

Guy on the left is like “I’m the only one who got an iced latte this morning?”

[u/Write-or-Wrong_]

Office assistant, I smell a promotion

[u/TargetBunny]

The guy behind the pole 🤣 For a second, I thought she gave him one.

[u/bishbosh420]

Funny taste great execution

[u/Overall_Green1941]

I do like the color though, no cap ☕️

[u/t3quiila]

As a barista i should do this

[u/SaffronFarmChef]

r/NicoleMcglaughlin?

[u/shibe_ceo]

If American car manufacturers made coats

[u/FlashUndies]

I thought it was emperor nero

[u/reijasunshine]

Is this Balenciaga?

[u/40WAPSun]

If it's starbucks then it ain't great taste

[u/wolfgang784]

Perhaps a good way to keep warm in the winter. Then hand em out to coworkers when you get there.

[u/awakened_primate]

Her smugness makes it extra cringey.

[u/VaporSprite]

Ironic fashion has its place, and it's not on the subway

[u/[deleted]]

What the frak.

[u/Shoehornblower]

How much can she sue for if she falls? Would she sue starbucks, or her employer?

[u/Overall_Green1941]

I do like the color though, no cap ☕️

[u/t3quiila]

EYO YA WANNA BUY SOME COFFEE?

[u/Independent_Month780]

This is friggin genius! So... I take it Door Dash isn't picking this up and running with it? You never know - there could be a classroom in a school somewhere where a student doesn't have their morning Starbucks!

[u/OwlHex4577]

This is GENIUS

[u/readditredditread]

It’s AI guys, look at the hands 🤦‍♂️