Found this in Washington. Thoughts?

[u/TiePilot1997]

[u/Seastarstiletto]

How is he going to get out of that spot??

[u/MuchoRed → u/Seastarstiletto]

A variation on Austin Powers' 600 point turn

[u/FeedYourEgo420 → u/Seastarstiletto]

If this in Seattle, we just hit the turds who blocked us in.

[u/hypoglycemicrage → u/Seastarstiletto]

that's the other cars problem

[u/FreudianAccordian → u/Seastarstiletto]

WD40

[u/Funkgun → u/FreudianAccordian]

Why be pleasant? Rub, rub hard.

[u/notnotbrowsing → u/Seastarstiletto]

rubbin', son, is racin'

[u/not-max → u/Seastarstiletto]

LIFT!! . . . and sliiiiiide

[u/hayhay2 → u/Seastarstiletto]

I wonder if car skates would work. Idk if they lock though.

[u/OpeningDifficulty731 → u/Seastarstiletto]

Got an extra set of eyes.

[u/Independent_Month780 → u/Seastarstiletto]

TBH, get the wheelie lifts for the single wheel (you can google tow truck dollies) - get four of them and the car will slide ride out. No pun intended with the squid!

[u/LordofBossely]

Call me crazy but I feel like this crosses over into just being awesome again.

[u/NewPhoneNewSubs → u/LordofBossely]

I mean, it matched my taste. But I'm a bit of a wook.

[u/_B_Little_me]

Glad octopus are known to squeeze through small spaces.

[u/exploratorystory]

Honestly kinda cool. I’ve seen way worse art on cars.

[u/foulpudding]

I agree… Awful taste, I would have chosen a different parking space with more room. But GREAT execution! Dude got that car in there with like an inch left over on both ends. 10/10 I’d hire him to park my car.

[u/MonsterMashGrrrrr → u/foulpudding]

Right?? Buncha haters, this ain’t my ride but it’s pretty sweet

[u/ellasfella68 → u/foulpudding]

The other car(s) obviously parked there after the fisheye guy parked.

[u/foulpudding → u/ellasfella68]

Party pooper.

[u/Sweaty-Gopher]

I think he's gonna have trouble getting out of that spot.

[u/vabch]

Very cool car tattoos 🤩 I want to tattoo my house. Art is where life starts. I’m over stickers. Let’s style with artists and our creativity. Engines air spark and fuel have been done. Let artists really reach our imagination and bring peace and wonderment to our mind.

[u/doberdevil → u/vabch]

I want to tattoo my house.

I'll never live in a place with an HOA for this reason.

[u/isabelladangelo]

D.C., state, or another geographic area with the name Washington in it?

[u/---FUCKING-PEG-ME--- → u/isabelladangelo]

That is D.C. the architecture and poles are a dead giveaway, but the DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE carved into the rear building really drives the nail.

[u/isabelladangelo → u/---FUCKING-PEG-ME---]

That is D.C. the architecture and poles are a dead giveaway, but the DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE carved into the rear building really drives the nail.

Missing the point, but okay. The point was a) r/USdefaultism/ and b)you should always point out the city/country because see point a.

[u/---FUCKING-PEG-ME--- → u/isabelladangelo]

r/USdefaultism hardly applies to 'Washington'.

🙄

[u/KillaCheezGettinWarm]

Typical Civic owner.

[u/TheMooseIsBlue]

How far away from the curb is the car behind him?

[u/devilquak]

I feel like he already knows my thoughts

[u/messfdr]

2007 Honda Accord. Great car. But how will they get out of that parking spot?

[u/Zardif → u/messfdr]

5mph bumpers are there for a reason. Push one of the other cars out of the way.

[u/matt-er-of-fact → u/Zardif]

One? Push them both!

[u/5seat]

Hey, don't judge. If you were stuck inside smoking pot half the year, you'd paint a cephalopod on your car too.

[u/The_Ether_Whiff]

Regular user of LSD?

[u/horriblemonkey]

Some expert parallel parking at least

[u/WatermelonArtist]

Honest opinion? LSD, or Mushrooms.

[u/Rocket_Surgery83]

Hated parking in Washington for this very reason. You'll be the only car parked there and come back 30 minutes later to find yourself blocked in by a-holes that won't be back for hours.

[u/PureYouth]

I mean. Okay, if that’s what you want your car to look like then go off I guess

[u/faunysatyr]

It’s one of the DOGE kids nannies’ for sure.

[u/retardedick]

Dope actually

[u/Wilted-Machinery]

I love it actually

[u/MinnieShoof]

Weird. Certainly not nsfw.

[u/deadliestcrotch]

It sure fits

[u/JaffaSG1]

Not hating it

[u/AquaSoda3000]

Imo, great taste, great execution. Only downside is I’m not sure they’ll ever be able to leave that parking spot

[u/TheDarkHorse]

Dope

[u/mmahowald]

That it doesn’t belong here. It’s too rad

[u/---FUCKING-PEG-ME---]

It is parked within walking distance of the Museum of Natural History, so there may be a connection there.

[u/Qu33ph]

Reminds me of the game The Indigo Parallel

[u/Regular-Cloud7913]

He probably listens to either phish or the flower kings

[u/sharkaub]

I think it has gone through the cycle of so weird that it's back around to awesome. Like I'd never do it to my car, but I wish more people would. We're driving around in some beautiful cars with the most boring paint jobs.

[u/Unable-Arm-448]

Eww...

[u/bajungadustin]

I could get behind having octopuses on your car. But why this color scheme? And why the giant eyeball?

[u/erikivy]

Who am I to judge? If they like it, that's all that matters.

[u/Zardif]

It's fun. The only people who hate it are boring people who drive the same bland white suv that looks like a rental vehicle. I see nothing wrong with it and it brings some amount of art to the world. If it makes them happy good for them.

[u/Dave-James]

That Doctor Strange sequel…

[u/Maleficent_Sir5898]

Looks awesome. Much better than the typical boring white, black, or gray hues. I’m so sick of a colorless world.

[u/mengplex]

it's unique, and more just bizarre/weird than anything venturing into cringe territory.

Can only imagine what sort of person the owner is

[u/Doschupacabras]

Hindu Civic? (Third eye)

[u/Tight-Room-7824]

I think: TRAPPED

[u/No_Pangolin1827]

I love it and wish artcars were more of a think across the country

[u/dessert_the_toxic]

This is eye opening 👁️

[u/Aromatic-Track-4500]

Awesome

[u/darkcircledbitch]

this is insane, i JUST saw this car when i went to the tidal basin to see the cherry blossoms!! really small world , really ugly car

[u/Independent_Month780]

I am not getting the color combination but the artwork overall is actually fascinating!

[u/Professional_Base708]

Octopulliminate

[u/markieSee]

Did it see you first?