r/ATBGE • u/nintendoswitch_blade • 2d ago

Body Art Do we like the (j)eyebrows?

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6.1k Upvotes

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u/David_Dantas 2d ago

Absolutely jucking not

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u/derpycheetah 1d ago

Ok hear me out, just stich the faux eyebrows into the skin without the denim

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u/GentleBones1 1d ago

I will not be hearing you out.

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u/b_h_w 1d ago

i lol’d

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u/ideasmithy 2d ago

Is that also jascara?

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u/CandidBread176 2d ago

Definitely jascara and a little bit of blue jeyeliner

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u/ideasmithy 2d ago

I mean, I respect the commitment to the theme…I mean, jeme.

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u/umidk9 1d ago

That's eyeshadow :p

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u/itsGr4yscale 17h ago

Jeyeshadow*

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u/adogandponyshow 2d ago

On a high fashion runway? Absolutely. 👌

On a casual coffee date? Umm... 👎

Context matters.

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u/devilsdoorbell_ 2d ago

That’s my thought too. If I saw this on someone at the grocery store I would think they were crazy. On a runway or in an editorial high fashion photoshoot? Kinda fun.

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u/Notorious_mmk 1d ago

My immediate thought upon seeing this was actually, "oh thats neat for editorial" lol

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u/meepboopmoopbeep 2d ago

I...I do not like this

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u/kropdustrrr 1d ago

Eye do not like this?

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u/RabidPlaty 2d ago

Where’s the great execution?

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u/Tag_Ping_Pong 2d ago

Agreed. All I see is a snippet of denim plopped on someone's face

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u/WasabiofIP 1d ago

The stitching that matches the contour and the tight adherence is the great execution

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u/Jechtael 1d ago

But the stitching isn't well-executed.

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u/serieousbanana 1d ago

Lmao I thought this was masterfully drawn but ur right it's just real 💀

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u/moonra_zk 1d ago

So many posts here only have the awful taste part, but people focus on that and upvote anyway.

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u/FitSalamanderForHire 1d ago

Even the awful taste part often isn't there. The front page right now has a koi fish purse. It would be awful taste if you take it to a fancy place but the design itself doesn't make it bad taste.

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u/PhantomCuttlefish 2d ago

r/whybrows

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u/Oberdummie 1d ago

I woke up my wife, thanks to this little rabbit hole

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u/PhantomCuttlefish 1d ago

Truly a fascinating and terrifying rabbit hole!

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u/Browncoatinabox 1d ago

That's enough Internet for the day

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u/postsamothrace 2d ago

Unpopular opinion but for art brows I think this is cool

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u/arcsecond 2d ago

Like redneck Seven of Nine

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u/tinselsnips 1d ago

Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Levi 501.

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u/SmilinBob82 2d ago

Oddly enough, I don't actually hate this

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u/theweekendwolf 2d ago

So stupid I love it

5

u/NoPoem444 1d ago

exactlyyyy 🤌🏼 & camp

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u/localPhenomnomnom 1d ago

I said I wanted to get my eyebrows threaded!

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u/vessel_for_the_soul 2d ago

Its not a phase its japanime!

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u/OrochiKarnov 1d ago

Which Jojo is this?

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u/BishImAThotGetMeLit 1d ago

Siwa, I think.

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u/i_h8_wpg 1d ago

What's wrong honey, you haven't plucked your Levibrows in a while

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u/MCMK 1d ago

I give it a 7 of 9.

3

u/Himbozilla 2d ago

and to think I've seen it all....

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u/tumguy 2d ago

If an eyebrow wore pants,

3

u/Magistrelle 1d ago

So that's what we called fuggly jeans? 

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u/jason_steakums 1d ago

I hope she meets a nice guy with a jeard

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u/jstaples404 1d ago

Why’s this look like Gal Gadot?

3

u/inplayruin 1d ago

Billie Jean is not my lover...

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u/kitehighcos 23h ago

Someone call Jenna marbles

2

u/solarichi 2d ago

April fools was a few days ago 😩

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u/ThatOneSnakeGuy 2d ago

Prison. No, a hole in the ground with spikes in it. Wait, a porta potty in Austin Texas. Idk somewhere fuckin bad is where she needs to be for the remainder of her natural born life

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u/Tony_from_Space 1d ago

Low income seven of nine

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u/raccoonfan7 1d ago

No. No we do not.

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u/Damocules 1d ago

Calm down there Denim of Nine.

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u/-kaigisha- 1d ago

Ngl, I think these look dope. Awful idea, but they give me Jojo vibes

2

u/Full_Translator_8123 1d ago

Mixed emotions. It's kinda cool honestly

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u/StickItInTheBuns 1d ago

Levibrow was right there and you missed it

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u/NatureOliver 1d ago

No. No we don’t.

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u/AnytimeInvitation 1d ago

I kinda dig it, but maybe as part of like a drag look. Like the fanciest, guadiest Canadian tuxedo ever.

2

u/ShadowingJoker 1d ago

What in the hunger games is this shit

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u/Esuts 1d ago

That's not how eyebrow threading works.

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u/retardsmart 1d ago

Budget sci-fi vibes.

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u/Elaxor 1d ago

Looks like a JoJo character.

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u/LunarBIacksmith 1d ago

The LazyTown chic

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u/Commercial_Tough160 1d ago

Only if they match the pubes, man.

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u/adudeguyman 1d ago

Whenever I'm talking to someone that has tattooed eyebrows, I can't focus on the conversation. I see this as a bigger distraction.

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u/NoneBinaryPotato 1d ago

if that one Jean superhero from MHA was transfem

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit 1d ago

Still no pockets, typical.

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u/Pinkipinkie 1d ago

sure do

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u/snartha 1d ago

It's giving "Low-budget alien costume from an episode of Star Trek: TOS"

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u/Public_Eye8497 22h ago

Je jo jot jike jhis😔

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u/bodhiseppuku 21h ago

Jortz = jean shorts

...jeyebrow?

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u/Lievkiev 10h ago

Levi 7 of 9

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u/erminefurs 7h ago

Mother of god

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u/AleksandraMakari 7h ago

If they run with this look, they need to make colored jondacts, complete with jean pattern.

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u/DeeEmosewa 6h ago

This makes me feel icky 😭

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u/Ironlion45 1d ago

Not great taste, obviously, but also terrible execution. She glued a scrap of a rag onto her forehead. That's it.

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u/illiteratekitty 4h ago

She got them eyebrow jeans and the boots with the fur!