r/AdviceAnimals • u/sandozguineapig • 1d ago

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https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-press-conference-stock-market-crash-harris-b2597318.html

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u/Socially8roken 1d ago

every accusation is a confession

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u/TylerMcGavin 1d ago

This statement has never been more true than now

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u/maxxx_orbison 1d ago

Wait till we find out who's been eating their pets

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u/True_to_you 1d ago

Well Stephen Miller has always been partial to dog flesh. This term he's into the family gold fish. 

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u/DavePeesThePool 23h ago

RFK seems the type. Didn't he pull some kind of prank with a bear carcass, and claim that he had a bunch of roadkill meat in his freezer?

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u/rotag_fu 5h ago

Don't forget he severed a whale's head and mounted it on the roof of his car to take home

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u/ss5gogetunks 22h ago

It becomes more true every time he accuses someone of something. His tiny brain is incapable of coming up with original accusations so he just tosses out the last thing someone accused him of.

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u/pegasuspaladin 1d ago

I have been saying the entire election cycle for Trump is just opposite day. Their entire campaign was take credit for dems accomplishments and claim Dems did the stuff they did and the electorate ate it up and MSM just aired it without correction

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u/doxxingyourself 21h ago

It’s wild they have SUCH small creativity that they can only accuse others of what they already plan.

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u/pdes7070 1d ago

He’s not as good at bankruptcy as people think. It took almost 60 days before he really got crashing.

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u/sandozguineapig 1d ago

He had to wait for Putin to finish making his shopping list

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u/timberwolf0122 1d ago

You kidding? He's been bankrupt 6 times, including a freaking cassino that was subsidize by his father. Trump is mast of bankruptcy!

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u/Adaml6257 1d ago

If he was a true master of the art of the bankruptcy then he would have crashed the economy within his first 30 days.

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u/pdes7070 1d ago

I mean how hard could it really be to get us back to 1929? I thought Biden had us halfway there? SAD #Trumpsoft

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u/Adaml6257 1d ago

It's because bIden wasnt good enough at bankruptcy so he had to put in so much effort for his beautiful bankruptcy to take effect. Once again bidens fault and he's making diaper don look bad. Own the libs freedom winning

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u/pdes7070 1d ago

I knew it was that. Even when it was everything else, that all people, everywhere can see, I knew it was fucking Biden. So simple.

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u/dae_giovanni 1d ago

there is a conservative radio station on the air where I live, and I listen in every now and then to see what the nutjobs are thinking and saying.

this morning, I heard "it's good to finally have intelligent people back in the white house"-- unironically!-- and I haven't stopped laughing since.

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u/computereyes 1d ago

That’s shits like Onion radio… I do the same and it’s wild.

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u/dae_giovanni 1d ago

you nailed it-- I should listen to it like it's another Onion network... brilliant...

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u/DanimalPlays 1d ago

Every accusation is an admission with them. Every. Single. One.

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u/Effective-Physics-51 1d ago

Yea but according to his pea-brain his crash works for Americans while her crash would hurt Americans. He’s a living example of the George Costanza principle of a lie is the truth if you believe it.

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u/Commentary455 1d ago

Or maybe "elected", because fraud is Donnie's middle name.

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u/UnpricedToaster 1d ago

You know the worst part? It wasn't even instant. If he had done nothing and said nothing for the four years and just played golf, we'd still have coasted off the Biden-Harris economy for the entire time and he couldn't taken credit. But this fucking diaper baby can't help but shit himself.

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u/ThatOnePatheticDude 1d ago

Now they are saying that the stock market doesn't matter. Hell, they don't care about inflation either.

When unemployment skyrockets, they won't care about jobs either.

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u/caliman1717 1d ago

To be fair he didn't instantly cause it. He really had to work at it.

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u/ss5gogetunks 22h ago

To be fair 60 days on the global scale is damn near instant

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u/John-the-cool-guy 1d ago

We all know it was Biden that caused it. /s

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 14h ago

He technically had a small part in it. The economy handed to Orange Twitler had to be strong so the crash could be as big as possible.

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u/deltarefund 1d ago

ON PURPOSE!!!!

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u/HalOfTosis 22h ago

“On purpose” 🙄

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u/onegumas 1d ago

He is very very active to cause it.

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u/Eazy12345678 22h ago

we all better hope trump and his advisors are playing 4d chess and we just can't see the play.

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u/the_internet_clown 1d ago

Every accusation is a confession with the mega crowd

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u/GamerGranny54 22h ago

It was just project. Everything they say about the liberals and what they’re going to do is actually what the GOP intends

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u/Danris 18h ago

It's called projecting! Think about how fixated he was on voting fraud.

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u/Lorbmick 15h ago

Trump purposely crashed the stock stock market.

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u/Napalmhat 9h ago

This has to be the new meme

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 4h ago

But it's essential that he does it. Only him. Anyone else does it, and it's a crime against the country. But only if it's popular with his base. If not, then it was Biden, Obama, and Hillary's faults. Their logic is beyond fucked.

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u/tenor1trpt 1d ago

No, but, the crash he caused isn’t really that bad when you compare it to what would’ve happened if the crash was under Harris. If the market crashed the same amount under Harris, fetuses would have self aborted and AOC would’ve feasted on their marrow. So really, Trump is saving lives.