r/AdviceAnimals 1d ago

MAGA's software update just rolled out

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u/Optimoprimo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yep it's already being deployed out there.

It's fun to press them on it, because they only understand concepts as slogans, so once they run out of talking points parroted from Fox News, they just resort to trolling you.

I don't think these people ever have an original thought.

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u/bofoshow51 1d ago

There always becomes a tipping point where they get frustrated and say “well we are never gonna agree on this or convince each other, so let’s just drop it” like no man, this shits important I don’t wanna drop it just cuz you don’t like the position anymore.

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u/ballercaust 17h ago

Even worse, my father-in-law will bring up politics, get shit on for being an idiot, then be like, "I don't know why we talk politics because it always turns into a fight!" My dude, we are only talking politics because you brought it up, and you only brought it up because you're a 75 year old man who has never had any hobbies or media literacy so you watch Fox News for six hours a day and have nothing else to ralk about.

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u/sheikhyerbouti 23h ago

I don't think these people ever have an original thought.

They really don't.

The conservative culture demands conformity and questionless obedience - except for your "betters" (read: "the wealthy).

Thus fostering an environment where independent thought is shunned, mocked, and outright quashed whenever possible. Which is why conservatives are threatened by education. Questions undermine authority, and threaten their control over others.

If you want to get one of the MAGAs REALLY riled, ask for them to give an opinion on a topic in their own words - without quoting conservative media talking points or catchphrases.

They literally can't do it.

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u/bunnycupcakes 16h ago

Ask them how long they think it takes to build factories and how much it costs.

Ask them where the hell we are supposed to get natural resources that we don’t have.

Enjoy the squirm.

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u/Annoying_guest 21h ago

You are correct it is just a pattern recognition, not extrapolated thought

I suspect it is related to the Cognitive Tradeoff hypothesis

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u/khorne3 1d ago

“This is necessary to save America” - party thats been reducing taxes on the rich for 45 years digging the hole we are in now

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u/Jwagner0850 18h ago

It's necessary to line big US corpos pockets with more money. It's clear what he(Trump) is doing. He wants countries to begin importing more US based product, so he's strong arming (with tarrifs) said countries that tariff our shit into dropping their tariffs against us. In theory, this should increase our production again locally, which in turn means more money for big businesses that export.

Literally has nothing to do with helping us. The problem is, the lemmings on the right are gobbling it up while they watch their 401 k evaporate. If his plan does work, let's hope it does before everyone has to work another 20 extra years in order to retire.

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u/wahoozerman 1d ago

If only they had been so self-sacrificing when it came to the inconvenience of wearing a piece of fabric over their face to protect the lives of their countrymen, rather than sacrificing their livelihoods and retirements so the wealthy could have more money.

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u/davidbatt 1d ago

Someone over at conservative claimed this was a price correction.

The mental gymnastics these cult members will go through is quite astonishing

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u/Ghostz18 1d ago

Umm it is a price correction? Have you seen the S&P's chart since 2008. It has been going up for 16 years straight. It literally looks like a pump and dump scheme.

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u/Mattscrusader 1d ago

No it's not, it's market instability. Intentionally too, bottom out the market and buy it for pennies.

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u/Ghostz18 1d ago

So you think number should just go up forever?

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u/Mattscrusader 1d ago

Point out where I said that.

Stocks have fluctuations but overtime the value of the overall economy should be on a consistent positive trajectory, this is literally just Trump crashing the economy and harming all that participates in it (everyone alive)

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u/Kingdarkshadow 1d ago

That's literally what capitalism is...

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u/Ghostz18 1d ago

Literally? You sure? When I look it up it just says "Private ownership of means of production and operation for profit". Doesn't guarantee that you always make money.

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u/wspnut 1d ago

Bruh. If you look at that chart on its own what you’re spouting makes sense. But only if you ignore macroeconomics, inflation, unemployment rates, and things that also matter. It’s completely fine to have a constant upward trajectory as long as those trends are in line. Recent events have created a giant skew in those balances.

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u/Ghostz18 1d ago

Except it's not recent trends. The reason the chart has gone up for 16 years straight is because the federal reserve kept printing money at an insane rate to inject into the market. https://www.depledgeswm.com/depledge/the-us-printed-more-than-3-trillion-in-2020-alone-heres-why-it-matters-today/

This is not sustainable. It's dilution of everyone's money to do such a thing. It was going to correct at some point and this recent pop-topic is just the cover story for it.

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u/shenaniganizer1776 1d ago

So the market was going to crash regardless? It was just coincidence that it happened the day after trump announced the tariffs?

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u/Ghostz18 1d ago

The market has always reacted to short term news. Look up "sentiment trading algorithms". If Trump so much as sneezes then those trading bots will react negatively.

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u/wspnut 1d ago

You’re disingenuously applying emergency actions taken during the pandemic and implying they happened for 16 years? At this point I have to imagine you’re either trying (unsuccessfully) to gaslight a much better educated community or are trolling.

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u/Ghostz18 1d ago

Emergency actions that lasted for 4 years beyond covid? https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2SL

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u/Lordnerble 1d ago

what do you think profit means.

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u/TheBQT 1d ago

Capitalism wants number to go up forever.

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u/Reign_of_Kronos 1d ago

The number goes up exponentially but the percentage increase is similar over the long term.

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u/Brainvillage 1d ago

Oh look, here's one of them now. Everyone point and laugh.

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u/mip10110100 1d ago

I remember 5 years ago when my siblings and I in medicine asked our parents to endure short term pain for long term stability when the lockdowns happened. They said short term pain was unacceptable, and we were causing mass starvation and poverty in America.

I asked him about why he flipped sides last night and he said that the Covid lockdowns were stupid and a mistake. So we’ve learned nothing.

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u/VegetaPrime34 19h ago

It wasn't short-term pain we asked for them back during Covid. It was short-term mild inconvenience and they couldn't handle it.

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u/Jwagner0850 18h ago

Tbf, and I'm on your side, people and businesses were asked to lock down. Most small businesses couldn't front that down time as they're usually not making enough money to sustain multiple months of little to no sales.

But yes, I agree. They cried and cried when asked to try and protect themselves and others. The masks were quite literally one of the things they could least do.

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u/BatterMyHeart 17h ago

The government paid those businesses tho...

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u/wspnut 1d ago

Ah yes, captain hindsight making a stellar observation.

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u/thisonehereone 1d ago

Bring on the MAGA martyrs.

Homeless 4 Trump!

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u/Darinbenny1 1d ago

Four legs good two legs better

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u/Dog1234cat 1d ago

They think never admitting you’re wrong is a virtue.

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u/drubus_dong 1d ago

There won't be long-term gain.

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u/ChicagoHellhound 1d ago

Follow up question “and how will that happen?”

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u/Bleezy79 1d ago

Of course. The sheep will always defend their orange god.

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u/Maleficent-Farm9525 1d ago

Roflmao I heard my coworkers repeating the same shit this past week.

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u/getmybehindsatan 1d ago

I just like it when all these free-market small government fans are trying to justify these manipulations of the markets by the heaviest hand of the government.

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u/mycroft-holmie 1d ago

Killing the patient to cure the disease. Yup. Sounds about right.

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u/HerezahTip 1d ago

“It was a bubble it needed to happen”

Just a few months after whining about -1.8% day and calling it the “Kamala-Crash”

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u/johnrraymond 21h ago

short-term pain for long-term pain as well! Horray! So many traitors in america right now.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 15h ago

They took the "vaccine is going to kill you in two weeks" goal post rockets and attached them to the "he's doing great, this all part of the plan" goal post.

Weapon's grade stupidity.

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u/KnotSoSalty 18h ago

Trump’s economic strategy is lifted from Wallstreetbets.

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u/EmperorKira 18h ago

They can say that all right, but given many of them live paycheck to paycheck, can they even afford wait for this magical long term gain?

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u/storebrand 16h ago

Part of me feels like this is it, time to pay down the deficit and it’s going to be on us. It has nothing to do with tariffs, it’s just a lie to distract us from that fact.

The other part of me sees our leadership and realizes they’re just fucking incompetent.

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u/Nuneasy 1d ago

"Promises made, promises kept"

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u/Glxblt76 1d ago

Trump: "I'll trash the economy"

MAGA: "He's bluffing"

Trump: *actually trashes the economy*

MAGA: "P-promises made, promises kept!"

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u/Ghostz18 1d ago

As opposed to what OP? You think the stock market just goes up forever?

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u/Mattscrusader 1d ago

Was this really the best rage bait you could come up with?

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u/Ghostz18 1d ago

How is it rage bait? The only stocks that go up forever tend to be fraudulent ponzi schemes.

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u/Mattscrusader 1d ago

Your entire argument is a strawman argument and only even remotely works if both you and the reader know less than nothing about the economy or stocks

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u/Ghostz18 1d ago

Your entire argument is an argument from fallacy and ad hominem.

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u/Mattscrusader 1d ago

You clearly don't know what those words mean.

The word fallacy by itself there doesn't make sense and you should be specific about what logical fallacies if you weren't just rage baiting

I never made any personal comments or attacks so no I didn't use ad homenem.

Trump is crashing the economy and you're just trying to pretend like somehow that's not what's going on

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u/Ghostz18 1d ago

You clearly don't know what those words mean because what I said was exactly true. You said I was wrong by pointing to a fallacy (strawman argument) and then you said I don't know anything (ad hominem).

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u/Mattscrusader 1d ago

Again the word fallacy doesn't stand alone, you mean logical fallacies.

I didn't make a strawman argument, all I have done is point out yours.

Saying you would have to know nothing to pass that argument is not ad homenem, it's not a personal attack, it's not even assuming you know nothing if you actually read what I said. Even that wouldn't be a personal attack though.

Just Google the proper use of words next time because this is embarrassing.

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u/TheBQT 1d ago

Oh so now we're acknowledging that unlimited growth is impossible?

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u/Ghostz18 1d ago

Obviously

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u/TheBQT 18h ago

It's interesting because the right was pointedly not acknowledging that for years while the market was going up under other presidents and screaming about any dip that was way less than this.

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u/DJayLeno 16h ago

"Did you think the airplane was going to stay in the air forever?" he said smugly as they dipped into an uncontrollable nosedive.