r/AngryCops • u/Ok_Database3714 • 3d ago

Deathwish

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u/Maniacal-C 3d ago

You're going to need more than just an EOD suit to absorb that sandal.

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u/just-another1984 3d ago

Chankla* they don't wear sandals.

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u/Maniacal-C 3d ago

Honestly, I didn't really realize there was a difference, lol

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u/just-another1984 3d ago

My wife (Columbian) has hit me with a chankla my grandmother hit me with a sandal there's a difference!

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u/Maniacal-C 3d ago

Jesus, lmao. Good to know!

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u/Cold_Fly5928 2d ago

Hope your wife doesn't notice you spelled "Colombian" wrong.

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u/just-another1984 2d ago

She's not on Reddit!

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u/Cold_Fly5928 2d ago

Lucky you 😆

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u/Hegemony-Cricket 2d ago

What's a chankla? Sounds like something you'd ask a Venezuelan hooker to do.

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u/just-another1984 2d ago

Like a sandal but more effective for beating kids.

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u/Hegemony-Cricket 2d ago

Glad my mom didn't know about those.

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u/I-WAS-thinking 3d ago

Press F to pay respects. 

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u/r0ttedAngel Still using summer PTs 3d ago

And the poor bastard was never seen or heard from again...

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u/PaperStasia 3d ago

so, the memorial service, you want closed casket or cremation?

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u/just-another1984 3d ago

They are burying a picture in a coffin. There won't be anything left identifiable left.

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u/FreshCorner9332 3d ago

GGs, there ain’t much you can do to avoid that chankla.

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u/thewaidi 3d ago

Via con Dios, amigo

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u/justrobdoinstuff 3d ago

EOD "I wouldn't touch that situation with a ten foot pole."

EOD's boss "This one extends to fifteen feet ............. vaya con dios amigo."

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u/5nuFFy 3d ago

So thick, hot, latinas is in reference to thick is the pole she is going to beat your arse with and hot is the slightly spicy temper that will fuel this lil angel?

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u/BrokenPokerFace 3d ago

I too hate when my wife's birds are being loud.

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u/just-another1984 3d ago

That's not enough protection.

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u/Prudent_Historian650 3d ago

Wtf does the phrase "calm down" piss women off? It works on other guys just fine.

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u/FarmerAtS 2d ago

Donut, I know you're in here...

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u/Cold_Fly5928 2d ago

Uff I don't think thats enough gear. Maybe go in with a Bradley.

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u/Alex_WolfWDP 1d ago

No amount of weaponry or armor can save ya bud