r/AngryCops • u/CJGuy525 • 1d ago

#angrymemereview The deep dive we need

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Hey AC can we get a deep dive into this clown, aka greatest charter captain in the world, aka combat ranger.

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u/Express-Magician-419 1d ago

This 🤡needs to be outed. Lossing your 💩 is one thing but boarding the kids boat and essentially kidnapping him is unexceptionable! Besides him now playing victim and pulling the ptsd card.

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u/Odd_Caterpillar_5413 1d ago

So does his passengers for not telling him to shut the fuck up.

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u/Adventurous_Roll1784 12h ago

He is not their responsibility. They are his responsibility since apparently they were his customers.

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u/Odd_Caterpillar_5413 12h ago

Did he not say that they were his buddies and that they were all combat veterans? I know as a combat veteran myself many times over, if I was with a buddy like that I would have told him to shut the fuck up. Because that is well beyond embarrassing and makes us veterans look stupid.

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u/Adventurous_Roll1784 11h ago

I only saw the video once, so maybe. I don’t fully remember. I was going off information from Penguinz0 mentioned. I thought he had mentioned they were customers.

But the guy also said he was a ranger, so it wouldn’t surprise me if he was lying out his ass that they were his buddies.

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u/Hegemony-Cricket 7h ago

Or that he's lying about being a ranger.

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u/Adventurous_Roll1784 1h ago

That’s my point, he definitely wasn’t a ranger.

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u/ermergerd_derp 1d ago

Yeah, definitely outed already.

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u/No_Seat_4959 1d ago

Lol technically, the kid kidnapped him..but yes i agree

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u/offsprngr 1d ago

Technically he's a pirate.

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u/bolshoich 1d ago

This is why every fisherman on his boat needs life jackets for every passenger, an oar or paddle, and cutlasses to repel boarders. Arrrgh! 🏴‍☠️

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u/Satx422 1d ago

Where would one find cutlasses?

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u/bolshoich 1d ago

At the Pirate Store.

The cutlasses are on a rack beside the eye patches.

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u/Hegemony-Cricket 7h ago

I was super excited about this link, but not a single cutlass for sale on their site. Shame.

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u/Low-Mention-8120 1d ago

Someone ought to teach the bastard about what happens to hostile boarders when they board a vessel that can fight back.

Aim for his waterline and sink him!

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u/PFAScinating 1d ago

😂 I want to start a self-defense dojo and name it that.

Heeeyawww! "Aim for his waterline and sink him!"

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u/Low-Mention-8120 1d ago

You must include cutlass, boarding axe, and boarding pike drill for the hull effect.

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u/fishguy11b 1d ago

I posted the video in here bout two days ago plus his 214.

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u/Express-Magician-419 16h ago

He’s actually in HR!😂🤣. I thought that was somebody making a joke.

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u/_Baphomet_ 1d ago

I’m out of the loop I guess. Who’s this guy and why do we hate him?

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u/Netan_MalDoran 1d ago

He forcefully boarded another boat and threatened the passenger onboard. Supposedly from another post, he's been outed, jailed, and the local police and USCG are racking up charges on him.

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u/_Baphomet_ 1d ago

Oh, yeah. Fuck that guy

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u/Cyborg_rat 1d ago

He is pretty fucked, company site closed, social media closed. Found out he did stolen valor, has a nice criminal record.

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u/Big_Fo_Fo 1d ago

Wait, can he be charged with piracy?

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u/CJGuy525 1d ago

https://youtu.be/fAl4FtUsKQM?si=z832zPXZiMxK1MgP Here’s the video Guy was arrested this morning.

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u/_Baphomet_ 1d ago

Ok, way worse than I thought. What an absolute piece of shit.

“We’re all Rangers!” That’s embarrassing.