r/AnimalsBeingBros 20d ago

Barnyard creatures great and small

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u/emanresu18 20d ago

So much to see here. The patient donkey. The horney lamb

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u/uhp787 20d ago

i see a book title :D

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u/arivas26 19d ago

It’s like an Aesop fable

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u/PsychoBugler 19d ago

And a band name.

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u/JamisonUdrems 20d ago

Those donkeys were so polite to wait their turn.

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u/derkuhlekurt 19d ago

The ducks at the start are the ones that stand up as soon as the plane lands

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u/ipickscabs 19d ago

Hey man, I’m really big, my knees and back hurt, and I just need to stretch out. I know we’re not actually going anywhere for a few minutes.

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u/StrictStandard_ 19d ago

Much more acceptable than crowding the gate when they're boarding group 2 and you're in group 6.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Mitch McConnell came out at 7 seconds from the end I wasn’t expecting that.

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u/DuckInTheFog 19d ago

Indian Runner ducks evolved from bowling pins

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/LongDickPeter 19d ago

They also feel like they need to protect the herd

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u/Key-Cry-8570 19d ago

Must be guard donkeys keeping an eye on the herd.

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u/ArnoldPaImersPenis 11d ago

The flight attendant watching everyone disembark

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u/BanjoTCat 20d ago

It's like when you throw all your stuff into the misc kitchen drawer.

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u/Nopeyesok 19d ago

The Junk Hobby Barn

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u/StressCanBeGood 20d ago

Amazing how my heart wants OP’s job but my head knows that is some truly back-breaking work.

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u/Terrible_Truth 19d ago

So much poop.

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u/Candid_Fox99 19d ago

That's good for the grass it's free manure ...and lawn care

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u/mutemarmot42 19d ago

Imagine mucking out the barn

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u/handpickedflower 19d ago

I have this kind of job, and I can 100% confirm both..

I care for about 20 senior farm animals and am living my dream rn, but I have never had such intense back pain in my nearly 20 yrs of working with animals as I do now.

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u/Decloudo 19d ago

I rather choose that over mind-breaking and soul-crushing.

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u/myeggsarebig 19d ago

I’d shovel sheep poo over my day job any time. Being outside, fresh air (sans poop), physical exercise, playing with the silly barn animals - chickens telling me all the barn gossip, the geese telling me none of the gossip is true. “Larry is kinda a dick, but he’s a good husband and does a great job protecting his babies. Loretta is not going bald, stop spreading the lies,”

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u/thecastellan1115 18d ago

Speaking as someone who has had two back surgeries... no, you wouldn't.

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u/LoudImportance 19d ago

So you like shoveling? If you like shoveling you'll love farming.

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u/alwaysflaccid666 19d ago

I used to work at PetSmart. If you wanna see animals all day, that’s a good place to work.

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u/thefloydw 20d ago

One of them wants to be more than just bros.

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u/copenhagen622 19d ago

Saw the opportunity and couldn't resist

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u/KimchiVegemite 19d ago

You hold up the line, you get humped. That’s the rule

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u/Haunting-Papaya-9553 19d ago

snort laugh too funny 😂

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u/Impossible_Disk_256 20d ago

That's quite the ark you have there.
Were you just running them around to the back door and back through again? /s

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u/Flashy_Woodpecker_11 19d ago

That was my thoughts as well! Lol

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u/umijuvariel 19d ago

"Barnyard creatures great and small,
out come prancing, one and all.
The gentle cow and mother goose,
even the goats are on the loose!

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u/LoudImportance 19d ago

Very nice.

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u/Honest-Park-7268 20d ago

It’s like a scene from Charlotte’s Web.

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u/BlizzPenguin 19d ago

I went darker and thought of Animal Farm.

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u/Runningraven513 18d ago

Made me think of one of my all time favorite movies, Babe.

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u/manateevet 20d ago

Thank you! This is great

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u/Loritrudo 20d ago

👍🏼❤️ That was an amazing animal parade! That barn must be huge!! ❤️🐴🐑

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u/mclarensmps 19d ago

So cute! So many friends. One of them trying to be a bit more than a friend

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u/ParkingOld7909 20d ago

It’s like clowns falling out of a clown car!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/punchy-peaches 18d ago

Clown barn

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u/Access_Pretty 19d ago

I find your lack of sound disturbing

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u/greatstonedrake 20d ago

Okay am I crazy but does almost every single donkey have the exact same mark inside its front right leg kind of up high? A couple of the fuzzies you couldn't really see but all the others have the same mark in the same place..

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u/astudyinamber 20d ago

It's a calloused bit of skin called a "chestnut." Other equines have them as well

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u/greatstonedrake 20d ago

Wow kind of cool though. Thank you

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u/mandobaxter 19d ago

Ahh, the Caen Hill rush hour! Haven’t seen this since I dumped Twitter. Glad to see they’re still at it.

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u/radicalmtx 19d ago

I still remember when they came back from a long trip and his favourite goose expressed how MUCH has been missing him.

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u/klankertinkers 20d ago

Wow it never ended!

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u/1smartchickey1_1 20d ago

I could watch this all day. It doesn’t get old 🙏🏼🥰❤️

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u/copenhagen622 19d ago

Damn how many animals were in that barn

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u/reddit_user13 20d ago

“Finally, some privacy for sexytime!”

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u/firesuppagent 20d ago

What a bunch of asses

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u/RDTIZFUN 20d ago

We all saw that, right?

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u/ScarletLetterXYZ 20d ago

Wow love them all! The donkeys are the best!

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Stardew Valley farm when the first day of spring arrives.

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u/obamaschopsticks 20d ago

Not the lambs dumping each other 😂

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u/uhp787 20d ago

there is always one in the group, yea?

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u/obamaschopsticks 20d ago

In every friend group it’s inevitable

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u/ngilli6819 20d ago

Do they all live in there together. How do you get them all rounded up. This is great. ❤️👍

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u/lgastako 19d ago

Yeah, I was wondering about that... you usually don't see a big heterogenous pile of animals all in one big barn together.

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u/Aggravating-Ad7065 18d ago

This is at Caen Hill Farm in the UK. They are an animal sanctuary and usually post every day on Twitter. They call it “Rush Hour” when all of their animals come out of the barn each morning.

The animals all get along fairly well and know where they’re supposed to go on the farm during the day and at night. Check them out if you get a chance!

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u/ngilli6819 15d ago

Thank you

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u/Professional-Ad-6659 19d ago

OLD MCDONALD'S ARK.. 😂

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u/1forcats 19d ago

Noah’s Arc after the flood

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u/Ecstatic_Ad_8994 19d ago

I'm gonna' guess letting them out is a bunch easier than putting them in.

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u/shakka74 19d ago

How big is this barn?!?!

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u/youngmindoldbody 19d ago

Farmville: The Movie

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u/isfashun 19d ago

The sweet, patient donkey 😭

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u/ManicRobotWizard 19d ago

Dats a lotta feets!

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u/Accomplished_Lab7093 19d ago

That made my day! Thanks

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u/Rockcocky 19d ago

Ducks going fast and first like they were at Disneyland’s rope drop

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u/guybuttersnaps37 19d ago

the lambs 😂

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u/InterruptingCow__Moo 19d ago

Seems like a very "stable" situation...

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u/Redittago 19d ago

🥰 @ the cow/horse patiently waiting

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u/Reenvisage 19d ago

I recognize this place from social media. It’s the Caenhill Countryside Centre. They also have emus and pigs.

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u/Corey300TaylorGam3r 19d ago

Ite. Imma just hump ya real quick 🤷‍♂️

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u/PerfectCover1414 19d ago

This is the tardis of barns!

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u/sonic10158 19d ago

On their way to film some Looney Tunes

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u/rokomotto 19d ago

Any Australians here reminded of that TV ad that looked like this? lol

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u/mrsockyman 19d ago

They look like they just finished a committee meeting

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u/TK_Games 19d ago

More like a gathering of Orwellian Communists

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u/Associate_Less 19d ago

One big happy family

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u/AsleepCancel823 18d ago

I wish it had sound.

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u/dittidot 18d ago

Here is the version with sound. Unfortunately the download did not include audio. Wish I had posted it sooner! : (

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHTTxaoM-oQ/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

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u/noneyaimjustcurious 19d ago

Sheep was like "beautiful day for bangin"

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u/Finbar9800 18d ago

Why’d you end it so soon? There were clearly more animals in there lol

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u/SavannahGirlMom 18d ago

That’s one full occupancy barn.

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u/iSemi 18d ago

That's what my picture in my head was on George Orwell's Animal Farm.

They look friendly now, but who knows that planned all night.

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u/VARBatty 16d ago

The only thing not coming out the door is a spider named Charlotte

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u/kaneso14 19d ago

My POV when walking over to my barns and coops first thing in morning in Stardew Valley.

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u/Fantastic-Fish9567 20d ago

That would be a dream come true for me!!🙏💕💕💕

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u/SunSimilar9988 19d ago

That is so how I imagine some scenes from animal farm

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u/Scifig23 19d ago

Noah’s Ranch

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u/tornadogenesis 19d ago

And this is why I am happy to settle for Tofu

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u/AlltheBent 19d ago

Man, just another great example of why I love Donkey's so much, so polite here waiting their turn haha.

I want a pair so bad...so damn badly

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u/FlyingDaDutchman 19d ago

I can't wait until my toddler sees this after daycare.

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u/LoudImportance 19d ago

The little fuzzy burros

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u/ayechillbreh 19d ago

Its like watching clowns walk out of a clown car

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u/Korgoth420 19d ago

If they start singing the “Beasts of England” … I’m out.

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u/DJShotKill 19d ago

Noah's Barn

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u/cme74 19d ago

It's a farm version of Noah's Ark, plus some extras! 😆

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u/B00dreaux 19d ago

It's rush hour! (I love this guy and his farm!)

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u/optimumopiumblr2 19d ago

You know their overnight cuddle puddle was a great time

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u/lavenderbirdwing 19d ago

This gift just keeps on giving.

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u/Pickle-Traditional 19d ago

I like that one goat 🐐 and the donkeys.

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u/daisyvee 19d ago

Stampede…plus an unexpected goat honeymoon.

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u/mahesh4621 19d ago

Reminds me of Animal Farm

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u/Normal-Error-6343 18d ago

it's like the ark!

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u/Weim_Central131 18d ago

I love this parade!

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u/StrainDependent7003 18d ago

My version of heaven. A bunch of happy, healthy animals living their best lives. 💜💜💜

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u/SunStarsSnow 18d ago

I love each and every one of them, so adorable.

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u/KTKittentoes 18d ago

It's like my Noah's Ark picture book!

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u/somredditime 18d ago

Noah's Barn.

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u/Successful-Maybe-252 18d ago

My kid had this book!

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u/CardiologistTop8075 18d ago

Old McDonald definitely owns this farm.

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u/crowvomit 17d ago

This is heaven. This is what I want. This is what I stayed for.

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u/wallingfortian 19d ago

Suddenly Noah's Arc seems more plausible.

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u/CrispyOnionCube 19d ago

TD;LR: Woke Donkeys and fockin Sheep!

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u/bdizzle805 19d ago

How many Donkies is enough Ted. I think you may have a few too many lol

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u/Zealousideal_Cod6044 19d ago

Felt like Noah after the flood watching that.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Noah's ark after the flood

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u/flrebrokercrypto 19d ago

Really enjoyed the never-ending barn!

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u/Toasty_Bits 19d ago

Of course the Runner ducks were the first to leave. 😂

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u/Kai-xo 19d ago

This is how it feels when I play stardew valley and open the doors to my barn every in game morning 😂

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u/Former-Pepper-8409 19d ago

Vid them every day. I am wondering if the order changes.

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr 19d ago

I liked the bigger animals but the rest of them were fowel

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u/Bebitooso04 19d ago

Noah when he opened up the doors to the ark.

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u/Excellent-Hawk-3184 19d ago

They’re all so polite

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u/pgpathat 19d ago

[Breathes in deeply through nose]

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u/reesemccracken 19d ago

Iron deficient stampede

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u/Plastic-Coyote-6017 19d ago

Opening the door to Arnold's house

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u/Just_L-i-v-i-n_ 19d ago

In a Jim Carey voice, “Come to me my jungle friends!”

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u/HobbitOfIsengard 19d ago

Que Mary poppins

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u/Kooky-Law-2834 19d ago

This is my dream 🥺

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u/Yokohama88 19d ago

Is this the new Ace Ventura opening?

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u/Bedroom_Ecstatic 19d ago

Hope it’s a rescue/sanctuary for animals to live their lifespans. 🙏🏽🌹☀️

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u/Exotic-Opportunity60 19d ago

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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u/DragonMandolin 19d ago

🎵“I Love A Parade”🎵

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u/vashtie1674 19d ago

Is the cow…okay?

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u/TurkeyOfMyDreams 18d ago

The cow does look poorly.

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u/marcus_frisbee 19d ago

I could watch this on a loop.

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u/Psychotherapist-286 19d ago

Come on donk.

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u/getoutdoors66 18d ago

The goose that came out like she was goose royalty

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u/BabyInchworm 18d ago

This is like watching tons clowns get out of a little car.

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u/RedSuki61 18d ago

I'd ♥️ to greet each & every one of them! 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Achylife 18d ago

Poultry both short and tall.

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u/CorvusCanisLupus 18d ago

❤️❤️

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u/Proper_Caramel_1550 18d ago

This made me smile. Thank you.

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u/L3g3ndaryLi 18d ago

I imagine this is what Noah’s Ark looked like after the floods!

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u/Fordeelynx4 18d ago

This is so cute!

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u/aremel 18d ago

I love this!

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u/eabcan 18d ago edited 18d ago

How big is that barn?

I like the geese with feathers stuck to their beaks and the donkey with stuff hanging from his chin. What a cute, scruffy bunch!

The one little lamb was a bit rude too - stopping in the doorway before hitching a ride out on the other lambs back. 😏

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u/Lravs 17d ago

Where is Charlotte? 🕷️🕸️

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u/aprole 17d ago

This is life.

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u/Current-Section-3429 17d ago

They are so polite and orderly

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u/True_City7057 17d ago

Indian Runners are my favorite duck.

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u/Previous_Design8138 17d ago

Like counting crows! I got over 40,sure I missed a few!so cute 😍 big barn I hope ,love the lambs And donkeys!!

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u/-ThatGingerKid- 17d ago

Maybe this is a dumb question... but was this animated?

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u/Eaglepursuit 17d ago

This is set to Pomp and Circumstance in my head, for Fantasia reasons

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u/Luciano1m 17d ago

Noah’s Ark finally docked

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u/nstansberry 17d ago

I wonder how they decide who goes when. I want to be a fly on the wall for that conversation!

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u/KushNfun 17d ago

I wish I could help take care of them <3