r/AnimalsBeingBros 6d ago

Gibbon removing the ticks in deer's coat

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u/Rom-TheVacuousSpider 6d ago

Is the gibbon eating the ticks or just throwing them? Either way, the gibbon is being a bro.

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u/Waow420 6d ago

Looks like both. Couldn't quite tell,l. At the very last second though you see it moving it's head forward, as if to eat one of the ticks.

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u/Loofa_of_Doom 6d ago

Eat the juicy bits and toss the stabby its?

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u/spidii 6d ago

It's like when I get to a pistachio that's fully closed and can't be bothered so I just go next.

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u/eliasv 6d ago

Look at moneybags over here

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u/ZadfrackGlutz 3d ago

He puts em back in the jar for you to grub later....

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u/Happy_Garand 6d ago

Nah, that's when you grab the whole ass nutcracker that can get a Brazil nut open. Pistachios are too expensive to waste one because you're too lazy

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u/justmovingtheground 5d ago

Yeah I get pissed when I get one of those nasty ones because I expect more for my dollar.

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u/ShepherdsWolvesSheep 4d ago

Damn ive never seen what a brazil nut looks like uncracked good thing the internet is here

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 6d ago

Just like me fr

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u/butterflycole 6d ago

He is eating them. They groom each other regularly too and eat the bugs they find. It’s part of their socializing but also symbiotic.

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u/HonoraryBallsack 6d ago edited 5d ago

I read this as "also symbolic" at first, lol. Which I agree with, I guess. But a strange way to describe it in terms of the animal's experience, lol.

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u/4tee2 5d ago

I read this as 'also symbiotic' and then went back to read the comment you replied to. Read that twice before finally re-reading your comment. I was very confused.

Sorry to whever comes next.

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u/Appropriate_South474 3d ago

Doesen’t that make your comments somewhat symbiotic. Or co-dependent? Idfk

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u/Bitter_Offer1847 6d ago

They eat them. They also eat scabs, bits of dead skin and other bugs they find. No need to waste any food.

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u/tsar_David_V 6d ago

I was gonna go "ew" but then again I'm a habitual nail biter, and it's not like I have to do it for sustenance

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u/Bitter_Offer1847 5d ago

I used to bite mine too. Mammals are kind of gross

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u/ShepherdsWolvesSheep 4d ago

Nail biting is one thing, but eating?

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u/ADFTGM 3d ago

Even if you don’t eat the whole part of the nail you bite off, you are still swallowing parts of it along with your saliva plus with all the gunk accumulated under the nail. You only spit out whatever was directly attached to the nail bit you grab in your teeth, but the remaining particles get stuck to your teeth, gums and spit. I highly doubt most habitual nail-biters ensure they used antibacterial soap every time prior to subconsciously starting to bite. Or used mouthwash after finishing.

Meanwhile, most wild mammals including primates have more resistance to bacteria, as these practices are more of norm for them since birth, so it’s actually a lot less hazardous for them to do so than it is for most of us. Sure, a portion of us have very good immunity and can eat literal shit and be fine, but hey, outliers.

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u/gromette 4d ago

Some of those less attractive habits are the product of evolution. Keeping nails, hair, and skin free of bugs and junk was more hygenic than not doing so.

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u/Klin24 6d ago

Probably like eating those juice filled fruit snacks.

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u/TheEpicBean 6d ago

Gushers!

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u/Uselesserinformation 6d ago

They pickin the best one

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u/joshdammitt 1d ago edited 20h ago

I'd like to think the animal kingdom appreciates the balance of helping the vulnerable and being so. Humans however.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/KimeriTenko 6d ago

Not really. We did it to grasp tree limbs. But thumbs are great for lots of things.

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u/Mount-Massive 6d ago

"I swear, sometimes I think I care about your health more than you do!"

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u/superanth 5d ago

"You really should be coming to see me at least twice a month."

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u/fondledbydolphins 5d ago edited 5d ago

"Healthcare is the number one issue these woods are facing!"

-Gibernie Sanders

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u/waluigi_apologist 6d ago

I like the foot holding the deer’s leg like “hang on you still got some on you, i’m almost done.”

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u/Educational-Job9105 6d ago

It's the same hold I have on my kids when they're trying to get away while I'm pulling something out of their ear. Lego, wax, something. 

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u/thoughtfulpigeons 5d ago

Same hold I have on my husband trying to pop his pimples lmao

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u/majoraloysius 6d ago edited 6d ago

I swear that thing is about to saddle up, pull a rifle out of nowhere and lead a revolt against humanity.

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u/RideWithMeTomorrow 6d ago

Ticks together — strong.

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u/OrdinaryMundane1579 6d ago

I think he meant the deer

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u/surrenderedmale 6d ago

Bambi's revenge

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u/Diet_Clorox 5d ago

Gibbons would never, honestly. They're empathetic to a fault. The one at my zoo hung itself from a net after its mate died of old age.

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u/ass_grass_or_ham 6d ago

They better hurry up.

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u/Hoo-B 6d ago

Hey man, can you do me a solid?

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u/fuzedpumpkin 6d ago edited 6d ago

I've seen this happen as a kid. It was a monkey and that monkey was combing through the hair of a woman (they eat the lice).

Apparently you have to stay still and make no sudden movements because Indian monkey are known to slap/bite if the subject of their symbiotic relationship is shaky.

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u/Awayfone 6d ago

the woman had fleas?

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u/fuzedpumpkin 6d ago

My bad. it was lice, not fleas.

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u/WildSacredArt 6d ago

Maybe once we had that kind of relationship with wildlife

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u/pyrothelostone 6d ago

It's a matter of proximity. We spend much of modern life separated from nature, so wild animals don't trust us, becuase they don't know us, but there are countless examples of people developing relationships with wild animals, we are definitely still capable of having this kind of relationship with nature.

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u/Mlabonte21 6d ago

When the hell will squirrels get the memo and chill out around us?

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u/NoNameeDD 6d ago

We also like killed 70% of wildlife.

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u/Nexdreal 6d ago

No i didnt

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u/NoNameeDD 6d ago

You definitely paid for it!

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u/Nexdreal 6d ago

I dont think so, i am not responsible for what other people do with money i paid for my basic necessities

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u/NoNameeDD 6d ago

I dont think thats true. If i pay serial killer to kill and he uses that money to kill, you really think there is no responsibility? You can either pay for goods and necessities that dont affect world in negative way or pay in a way it does.

Saying not my problem is first step in it being your problem. Even if you ignore it, its still your problem or atleast problem you create.

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u/strangebutalsogood 5d ago

This mf here thinking there is such a thing as ethical consumption under capitalism.

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u/Mentleman 5d ago

some goods are not ethical in any economic system

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u/Nexdreal 6d ago

Thats what i am saying, i am not paying anyone to kill animals, i am just buying toilet paper and whatever, neither do i buy from companies that are infamous for being bad in any way (be it related to wildlife or not). I do what i can, even while being poor and sometimes not being able to choose.

>I< am not going to take responsability in this, you people can blame the ones who are at fault, but there is no "we" in this, my conscience is clear.

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u/blammer 5d ago

We live in a society

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u/Nexdreal 5d ago

Yeah, but we still have personal responsibilities, it does no good blaming "society" for something and never making any change because its "society's" fault.

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u/Column_A_Column_B 5d ago

I dont think so, i am not responsible for what other people do with money i paid for my basic necessities

If i pay serial killer to kill and he uses that money to kill, you really think there is no responsibility?

Surely you're trolling...you can't seriously be making the argument knowingly employing hitmen (who use their pay to do their job) is some kind of example that money has unseen consequences.

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u/NoNameeDD 5d ago

Lets say, You know company X is known from slavery/actually killing people. Is buying from them/giving them money bad or good in Your opinion?

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u/Meraline 6d ago

We did.

We got livestock and dogs out of it.

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u/Triquetrums 6d ago

And cats, they adopted us for food and pets.

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u/Acrobatic_Ear6773 6d ago

They domesticated us.

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u/ButtWhispererer 6d ago

I spent 2 hours picking slime out of my dog’s hair that my child left around, so kinda the same.

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u/wxnfx 6d ago

Ya, they noticed we kept eating their friends though. Penguins are still cool with us. Auks and dodos too.

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u/Fun-Jellyfish-61 6d ago

Animals didn't come pre-domesticated.

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u/WildSacredArt 6d ago

But maybe once we were wild

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u/NanoCurrency 6d ago

That’s remarkable!

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u/Buzz1ight 6d ago

Just like a whiteboard.

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u/Poppa_Mo 6d ago

I should stab myself for laughing at this.

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u/SenorElvez 6d ago

What really freaked me out was when he climbed on the deers back and rode away.

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u/dsw1088 6d ago

I mean, there was fuckery to spread afterall.

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u/dunkzilla 5d ago

“Onward faithful stead!” - the Gibbon probably

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u/Scifig23 6d ago

Takes a village

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u/Lejonhufvud 6d ago

That gibbon looks freakishly human standing in a way it does.

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u/Nervous-Albatross-32 6d ago

Damn, even the deer have universal healthcare.

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u/CzarTwilight 6d ago

Nature has a real gibbon take to it

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u/veyonyx 6d ago

That's a whole-ass man.

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u/No-White-Chocolate 6d ago

For real, the way it stands like a human being

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u/duchess_ravenwaves_ 6d ago

Cosmo Kramer, the Ass Man

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u/diewethje 6d ago

Gibbons are lesser apes and are indeed closely related to us.

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u/wolfhybred1994 6d ago

This isn’t a normal thing all do? When we had a infront pool I a few times saw dragon flys and such fluttering in the water and I got dragonfly out on the skimmer and sat there holding it till its wings were dry enough to lift off the mesh. Then got it on my hand and walked around holding it for a good long while till its wings were dry enough for it to fly off.

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u/tx_nonnative 6d ago

Goddamn it Kevin! Take off that gibbon suit and leave that poor deer alone!

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u/socasual-nobusiness 6d ago

They look like a tailor. And a damn good one…

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u/-percnowitzki- 5d ago

“im gonna recommend that you come see me at least 3x a week for the first two weeks. After that we’ll follow up and start to cut down on your visits if progress has been made.”

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u/skram42 6d ago

What a bro

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u/Wooden-Evidence-374 6d ago

I like being related to cool guys like that.

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u/rizoula 6d ago

I thought he was going to mount it and we were all fucked

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u/No-Vast-8000 6d ago

Dude just looks like he's having a cold one working on his car.

"One if these days I'll get this old girl running. Pass me another Natty."

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u/MC-Master-Bedroom 5d ago

I guess the deer is gibbon them away

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u/Danominator 5d ago

"hey honey, just left work. Gotta stop by the gibbon for a bit and il be home after"

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u/PeruvianHeadshrinker 6d ago

The original TickTok

Thank you, I'll see my way out.

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u/GeneReddit123 6d ago

Videos like this make me wonder, do wild animals have an instinctive fear specifically of humans, more than of other animals, even of unrelated, humanoid species?

Because there's no way a deer (at least one that wasn't hand-reared by humans) would allow a human to get that close, never mind touch them.

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u/Lejonhufvud 6d ago

I think wild animals don't have inherent fear of humans, they don't simply know what humans are. But then again, many animals know what humans are. Some species may be more skittish than other.

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u/GeneReddit123 5d ago

There might be two hypothetical reasons I can think of:

  1. Prey animals did evolve a specifically elevated fear of humans, because humans (all the way from the Paleolithic) hunted them long enough to influence their evolution. These prey animals didn't face the same threats from other apes (especially outside Africa), so the selection might have been limited to humans.

  2. Wild animals use a partially-universal body language, including the "I am no threat" signal. Humans lost such body language at some point in their evolution (in favor of speech and human-specific gestures), so it's harder for us to signal the same intent to animals.

I don't know how true either is.

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u/TheSilentTitan 6d ago

“Je-Jesus CHRIST do you roll around in ticks all day??”

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u/GibTreaty 6d ago

Gibbon hims a groomin. Lookin like they've forged a peace treaty.

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u/Top_Explanation_3383 6d ago

It's amazing how often this occurs in nature with different species. Fish do it too

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u/kernel-troutman 6d ago

I wonder if he's able to do it without leaving the tick's head lodged in the deer.

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u/LickyPusser 5d ago

This is really gibbon me a new appreciation for these lesser apes.

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u/kenyasanchez 5d ago

He has the good health insurance where his doctor makes house calls.

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u/KevinAcommon_Name 5d ago

For a second I thought it was that video where a gibbon sat on a deer like one sits on a horse or pony and the deer walks around giving the gibbon a ride

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 5d ago

The video ended too soon!

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u/4TheLoveOfFreezerZa 5d ago

Hungry? Why wait?

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u/whizzwr 5d ago

Opposable thumb is such a nice concept in Animal Kingdom.

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u/xreemerx 6d ago

And they didn't have to pay a thing.............

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u/ctav01 6d ago

Do the deer get infections when the ticks are removed that way?

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u/butterflycole 6d ago

No, they regularly try rubbing them off on trees. I don’t think infection is a risk.

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u/dontheconqueror 6d ago

Inter-species interactions like this never ceases to be amazing. How did this even start generations ago?

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u/noooooid 6d ago edited 5d ago

This is the first time it's ever happened.

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u/_this-is-she_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

These two are probably not fully wild. Humans who care for animals make it possible for there to be more friendships across species. Like those videos of dogs and ducks or cats and birds being friends. Those friendships would be vanishingly rare in the wild.

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u/External_Zipper 6d ago

That sort of thing is far more likely to occur when humans are supplying the food. When competition for food is eliminated then other animals can fulfill other roles.

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u/dunkzilla 5d ago

Imagine if we as humans discovered such a way of life 😏

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u/wheresthefuckinfaith 6d ago

Nature's gushers 😷

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u/zim__zum_ 6d ago

Win win

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u/TheEpicBean 6d ago

Forbidden Gushers

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u/practically_floored 6d ago

The second stance he looks like an old man

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u/Old-Physics751 6d ago

This is just magical! I love stuff like this. Nature is amazing.

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u/ScalyDestiny 6d ago

When you don't have hands, much less thumbs....you gotta do what you gotta do

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u/Awayfone 6d ago

tall bipedal ape kind of disturbs me.

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u/KeepOnSwankin 6d ago

damn bro even nature is plagiarizing Ghibli at this point

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u/Old-Physics751 6d ago

This is just magical! I love stuff like this. Nature is amazing.

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u/soulless_ape 6d ago

Anyone's else current or past gf exhibit this behavior? I wonder if they have ribbon DNA... /s

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u/Innomen 6d ago

The start of animal husbandry.

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u/tokentyke 6d ago

I love how it looks down when they go to take those couple of steps.

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u/Loose-Gold4920 5d ago

I can only imagine the stereotypical sassy hairdresser giving their client shit about the lack of self care

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u/marterikd 5d ago

was kinda hoping to see it straddle away

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u/T4N60SUKK4 5d ago

I thought peepee was coming out of his butt at first but it’s only the angle.

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u/mycatpartyhouse 5d ago

Friendly neighbors.

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u/EErigeron 5d ago

*itallic*
_itallic_

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u/Bingwazle 5d ago

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this and the video of the guy picking parasites off a whale

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u/Greedy_Ear_Mike 5d ago

This is unverving for some reason, lol.

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u/Forsaken-Play144 5d ago

I think this is what humans were meant to be, imagine how sage like we could have been at this point if we were more like the monkey

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u/CarpetNext6123 5d ago

I thought that was me for a second.

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u/TheLoudestSmallVoice 5d ago

My mom when I had piojos.

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u/brassia 5d ago

I love this!

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u/joeyjoejums 5d ago

So.....how about them Cowboys?

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u/AdmirableCause4577 4d ago

Nature with a better healthcare plan than America

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u/Mac62961 3d ago

That’ll be $3.50

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u/Appropriate_South474 3d ago

“So when was the first human/dog relationship?”

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u/Hillybilly64 2d ago

It’s all fun and games until the Gibbon tries making his best moves

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u/SweatyWing280 2d ago

There’s a documentary that shows something similar on Netflix narrated by Obama on national parks. Check it out. Symbiotic relationship amongst animals

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u/Cedar04 2d ago

What a girls girl

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u/matthewlswanson 1d ago

If this were November the deer would be thinking ThanksGibbon.

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u/c05m05i5 6d ago

I thought it was about to mount the damn thing 😭😅

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u/MinnieShoof 6d ago

... hunters lining up to get gibbon costumes...

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u/IntrepidSoda 6d ago

“You have boyfriend ?“