r/AnimalsBeingDerps 8d ago

"Entertain me, human!" 🐈‍⬛

8.1k Upvotes

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u/TheCrafter1205 8d ago

My personal favorite frame

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u/haethre 8d ago

👁️👅👁️

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u/Darkavenger_13 7d ago

A proper ‘mlem’ moment

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u/Large_Tune3029 8d ago

This is just waiting to be one of those videos where the kitty breaks the screen biting it

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u/Adrian1616 8d ago

Yeah or breaking the hinges jumping on it. Never understood why people let their cats fuck with their thousand dollar computers like they're toys.

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u/Polyporous 8d ago

I don't think the cat weighs enough to mess up the hinges yet. It won't be long, though.

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u/skinnyfamilyguy 8d ago

Habits don’t break easy

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u/-jp- 8d ago

Hinges otoh…

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u/tjdux 8d ago

Claws and teeth tho

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u/RogerZRZ 2d ago

Apple care?

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u/TheForce_v_Triforce 8d ago

Weird idea, maybe they should play with the kitten they just got for 5 minutes instead of watching their laptop

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u/trangten 6d ago

They're only kittens for such a short time. Gotta play with them!

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u/ScottIPease 8d ago

/r/PetTheDamnCat well, play, but close enough.

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u/CottonBlueCat 8d ago

Oh well, another cat sub I must join

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u/Hardwarestore_Senpai 6d ago

When one cannot touch grass. They should at least pet Cat.

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u/Due-Technology-1040 8d ago

Omg he’s so cute

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u/ElectricTurtlez 8d ago

Adorable little soot sprite!

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u/ElsaKit 8d ago

Exactly my first thought!!

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u/Sweetestb22 8d ago

The hops 🤣

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u/GooseNYC 8d ago

Play with her. In a year, she will be a carpet.

You can always watch your show or movie later.

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u/owlseeyaround 8d ago

The fact that the human is still more interested in the dumb light rectangle when there is a painfully adorable void minion right there is beyond me

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u/CheshyreCat46 8d ago

I’ve never heard them called void minions before. I’ve heard house panther but void minion is so much better.

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u/-jp- 8d ago

I used to have a cat named Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, Stalker Amongst the Stars. I learned a lot about nominative determinism from that cat.

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u/Adorabelle1 8d ago

Mind was admiral galacticat

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u/FacePalmTheater 8d ago

Mine was Odie Pants. Full name Otis Shenanigan Driftwood Pants.

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u/BlueRaith 8d ago

I'm partial to voidlings myself

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u/GreatSivad 8d ago

Same. So cute and beautiful.

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u/robothobbes 8d ago

Get a shoelace and play with the kitty!

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u/eobardtame 8d ago

Please don't use a shoelace and teach your kittens that this is an acceptable thing to put in their mouth unless you want to pay for a gastrotomy

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u/robothobbes 8d ago

I appreciate your concern, but my cats have never eaten a shoelace. They're thick and some laces are leather from old shoes. The cats love grabbing the snake and shaking it.

Yes, some strings are thin or deteriorate, but those aren't the laces I'm talking about. Heck, even the twine used for scratching posts wear out, but I clean those pieces up before the cats ingest them.

I'd rather see someone using a shoelace as a toy than letting their cat jump on the laptop and bite it while being ignored and pushed away.

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u/konq 8d ago

My cat has played with shoelaces for over a dozen years and never attempted to swallow it.

Sounds like you got a dud.

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u/Zeras_Darkwind 8d ago

Yep, rubber bands for my dipshits, but never shoelaces; they just liked to floss!

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u/threestarsmodest 8d ago

The cuteness! Oh my heart

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u/foxer_arnt_trees 8d ago

That's why you get two cats

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u/Southern-Spot-8406 8d ago

Came here to say this!

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u/LilLebowskiAchiever 8d ago

Just play with your damned cat!

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u/Xyfirus 8d ago

It's all fun and games till expensive electronics breaks due to a person's carelessness.

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u/gideon513 8d ago

Gets a kitten. Ignores it and watches tv.

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u/bricklish 8d ago

I will do anything for this cat 😭

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u/me199 8d ago

Came here to say this!

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u/cant_b_that_brad 8d ago

GET OFF YOUR LAPTOP AND PLAY WITH THAT SWEET CAT!

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u/TechnicallyAlexx 8d ago

I love them 😻

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u/pawsitivelypowerful 8d ago

Imagine watching YouTube when you have a kitten. Void abuse!

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u/ZestycloseSchool5875 8d ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/ParkerFree 8d ago

A happy, carefree soul. 💖

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u/HeartShapedBox7 8d ago

Cutest thing I’ve seen all day!

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u/Manetoys83 8d ago

You’re paying attention to this instead of me. It has to go!

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u/MajestaTheCat 8d ago

Black kittens are too cute 😍

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u/Bromm18 8d ago

20 years from now you can still watch the same show/movie and you'll wish you had even a minute longer with your little friend.

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u/wheelzcarbyde 8d ago

What a little cutie.

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u/Slevin424 8d ago

Omg just play with him. He's so cute.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 8d ago

Omg how could you ever look at anything else??

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u/badwolf1013 8d ago

Play with that baby!! It's only awake for about five hours a day at this age.

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u/TonyClifton2020 8d ago

This is why I always tell people to get two kittens, they need to entertain themselves.

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u/Iankill 8d ago

Why get a kitten if you're just going to ignore it

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u/Quaajay 8d ago

What are you waiting for? ENTERTAIN HIM, HUMAN!

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u/Someguy14201 8d ago

That peek-a-boo stuff is the cutest

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u/Hmmm2please 8d ago

We have pets for a small part of our lives (time wise) where as the pets entire life is only with us. Unconditional love, if we do our part.

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u/Talrynn_Sorrowyn 7d ago

I'd be careful ignoring the gremlin - videos from users exist that show cats have enough bite strength to permanently damage laptop screens.

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u/whattheacutualfuck 8d ago

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

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u/1amn0t0kwiththis 8d ago

The grow up so fast. One day you will miss this.

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u/Historical_Rub1178 8d ago

That show is going to ruin you just a heads up! I wasn’t sure how to go back to normal life after I finished it.

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u/Cat_tophat365247 8d ago

For God sakes, play with that baby!

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u/EarlyEarth 7d ago

Pet the damn cat.

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u/Samwise_the_Tall 7d ago

Just a heads up, I've seen multiple posts on the PC subreddit where people have had screens damaged by curious kitties. You might want to stop them from thinking this is ok behavior, and separate play/hang out time. They're a cutie!

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u/kittybittybeans 7d ago

I love the fresh energy of New kittens. Always so excited to do everything and just be a kitty. =)

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u/Superficial-666 6d ago

When will people learn to not put laptops directly on blankets or other soft furnishings so you don't block the fan and cause your laptop to overheat? 🤦🏻🤷🏻

Also, play with your cat!

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u/Recentstranger 8d ago

A large hamster wheel should do wonders for that excess energy

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u/Dan-in-Va 8d ago

Kittens are so cute. Get some toys and play with her. Pretty soon that will be a cat, with the attitude, to quote George Carlin "fuck that, I'm a cat."

For the uninitiated, here's George Carlin:

Most people understand that cats are completely different from dogs, and generally they like them for different reasons. One quality people like in cats is their independence; they appreciate a pet who can take care of himself. “I never have to do a thing. He cleans his room, makes his own clothing, and drives himself to work.” Unlike dogs, who are needy and dependent, and who like you merely because you know where the food is located, cats don’t get all hung up on fake affection. They don’t go nuts and slobber all over you when you come home, the way a dog does. They parcel out a certain limited amount of physical affection from time to time, but it probably has more to do with static electricity than anything else.

--“Not Me!”--
Cats have another quality I find admirable: blamelessness. When a cat makes a mistake, he doesn’t accept responsibility or show embarrassment. If he does something really stupid, like jumping onto a table and landing in four separate coffee cups, somehow he passes the whole thing off as routine. Dogs aren’t like that. If a dog knocks over a lamp, you can tell who did it by looking at the dog; he acts guilty and ashamed. Not the cat. When a cat breaks something, he simply moves along to the next activity. “What’s that? The lamp? Not me! Fuck that, I’m a cat! Something broken? Ask the dog.”

--“I Meant That!”--
A cat can make any mistake appear intentional. Have you ever seen a cat race across a room and crash into a glass door? It doesn’t faze him at all. WHIZZZ! SPLAT!! “I meant that! I actually meant that. That’s exactly what I was trying to do.” Then he limps behind the couch, holding his head: “Oh, Jesus! Fuckin’ me-ooow! Goddamn fuckin’ me-ooooooow!” Your cat is much too proud to let you see him suffer. But if you look behind the couch, you’ll see him recuperating from a domestic mishap. “Hi. Tried to jump from the sofa to the window. Didn’t make it. Tore a ligament. Got milk?”

--Rub Me Tender--
Cats are very tactile; they love to rub against your leg. If you own a cat, and you have a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. “Oh boy, oh boy! I’m rubbing against his leg! How I love his leg!” If you have two legs, you’ve got yourself a party. “Oh boy, oh boy, two legs! Now I can do the figure eight.” They love to do the figure eight: around one leg, in between, and then around the other. “Oh boy, oh boy. I’m doing the figure eight.” He’ll rub against your legs even if you’re not there yet. You might be twenty feet down the hall. As soon as he sees you coming he starts walking side ways. He doesn’t want to miss a shot at your legs. “Oh boy, oh boy! Here he comes! Soon I’ll be doing the figure eight.”

--His Ass Is Yours--
Cats are so tactile you don’t even have to do the petting. All you need is to put your hand somewhere near him, and he’ll lean into you and do all the work. They love to push back. Then there’s the ass trick. Did you ever stroke a cat who’s lying absolutely flat, and before you’ve run your hand halfway down his back, his ass is sticking way up in the air? As if you pressed an “ass button ” or something? “Isn’t he a cute little…holy shit! How did he do that?” Or sometimes if he’s on the bed with you he’ll climb onto your chest and stick his ass right in your face: “Hey, here’s my ass! Check my ass, Daddy! Get a nice, clean look at my ass!” And then while he’s showing you his ass, he starts that kneading thing with his paws; like he’s playin’ the piano. God, I hate that. “Get him offa me! Jesus, I hate that! I don’t even know what it is, and I hate that. It’s as if he got hold of some bad drugs. What is that?” “It’s an instinctive nursing behavior, honey. He misses his mommy.” “You always say that. You said that about the mailman.”

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u/Lodju 8d ago

A laser pointer is your friend in a situation like this.

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u/Moogieh 8d ago

I always worry about those things causing vision damage in animals, even from the spot on the floor. Their eyes are so much more sensitive than ours and they don't know not to stare at the bright thing for prolonged periods of time.

Am I just paranoid or is there actually some danger?

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u/mykl5 8d ago

I think the bigger danger is the way some get obsessed and develop an anxiety about never being able to catch it

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u/Profe55orCha0s 8d ago

That scares me! My cat did that to my daughter’s gaming laptop, then gave a love bite to the top corner and bye-bye screen and laptop!

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u/AndrewWhite97 8d ago

Id not let my kitten bite a screen like that. They crack really easily.

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u/Grape1921 8d ago

This is adorable

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u/chihuahualover2 8d ago

What a cutie! 🐈‍⬛

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u/lopsidedlazer 8d ago

Am I the only one trying to figure out why it looks like the laptop screen is smaller than the base?

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u/MariannaRonen 8d ago

How could you ever resist that amount of cuteness?! 😻😸😻

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u/IceCubeTrey 8d ago

Omg, what a cute little guy! Reminds me of the soot sprites from Spirited Away but more mischievous, obviously.

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u/GL4389 8d ago

Better call him a little menace.

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u/dcvalent 8d ago

Fiiine, I’ll skip the Death Cure againnn

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u/AriaSymphony 8d ago

You guys think it's cute.

I used to think it was cute too.

Then my cat swiped on my phone, losing my progress on an audiobook that's 24 hours long. I've never finished it

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 8d ago

I had a matched pair of little sisters. They’d wait until we were sleeping, then crawl under the bed and run laps upside-down under it pulling themselves along with their claws. They both made it to 20. Miss those girls. ❤️

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u/Big-Ad5928 8d ago

Can I just nom nom him?

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u/EyeJustSaidThat 8d ago

I must protest, this is not an animal being a deep. This is a kitten being a kitten, and a somewhat well behaved one at that.

Cute af. Yes. Deep? No.

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u/AncientProgeny 8d ago

Almost got expelled from the house

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u/MrGaber 8d ago

Cutest shit I’ve ever seen

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u/Sailor_Kepler-186f 8d ago

play with your child!

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u/Sailor_Kepler-186f 8d ago

... you monster!

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u/TheDerpyDragon 7d ago

What an adorable little gremlin.

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u/madz075 7d ago

My cat once tried to hit the power button bc it was glowing red.

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u/SlackerDEX 7d ago

Stupid human. You need to be firmly stopping that so the kitty learns not to fuck with laptops.

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u/Bebatron4 7d ago

Dammnit play with that baby!!!!

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u/JMarkyBB 7d ago

He's like Zebbidy out of Magic Roundabout, bouncy bouncy, lol.

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u/The_Gimp_Boi 7d ago

Holy shit, is that Wilson at the start of the clip on the computer screen!?

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u/ReallyHisBabes 7d ago

Oh! A baby Void! A rare & priceless find!

They are so cute but seriously discipline them when young against abusing your laptop.

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u/Charmedfosure 7d ago

Mines about to be 2yrs old and still does stuff like this🥲

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u/PuzzleheadedHorse437 7d ago

Get a cat toy on a stick or something poor baby kitty needs to play with you

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u/stevelinchin 7d ago

❤️😺 Cats gonna cat!

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u/SnooFloofs8124 6d ago

Cats are expensive

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u/luvdogs71 6d ago

So hard to get mad at this little cutie.

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u/isanyofitreal 6d ago

🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/Rachel_cutiexo 6d ago

My cat will jump on my leg and climb me then when I go to pet him he hisses and runs away :(

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u/Batehripi 6d ago

BABYYYY!!

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u/Here_Kittykitty202 6d ago

Adorable kitty 😺

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u/AspenStarr 6d ago

This is the best kitten

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u/bluedogstar 6d ago

Feed me, human!

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u/ChipmunkSalt7287 5d ago

What show is that?

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u/Plenty-Brilliant5425 5d ago

🥹😻❤️

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u/Rare-Craft-920 5d ago

😂😂😂 that baby face.

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u/jonnyboynz 4d ago

Catflix betta than netflix

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u/SuperPoodie92477 4d ago

Those little murder mittens just slay me.

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u/a_distantmemory 4d ago

AH! This kitty is SO FRIGGEN ADORABLE!!!! I love it!

100% looks like the dragon from How to Train Your Dragon!

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u/Adept-Relief6657 3d ago

this kitten is too cute to be real!!

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u/Angela-lulu 3d ago

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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u/RoAmbros 2d ago

Getting this treatment WFH with a new pup lol

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u/starryeyedro 1d ago

that cat is going to break ur laptop be careful lol

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u/damdrod 8d ago

What show is that?

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u/IdentityToken 8d ago

One Day.

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u/DumbWalrusNoises 8d ago

This is the second Maze Runner movie iirc. Towards the start of it. The books were better but the movies were still a fun watch!

Edit: the second thing playing is what I meant, I don’t know what the first thing is. Sorry.

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u/memesearches 8d ago

My god I didn’t realise which sub this was on and I was on the edge throughout. This one was soo close to play stupid games win stupid prizes.

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u/CheshyreCat46 8d ago

Notice me senpai!

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u/Royal_Visit3419 8d ago

One Day that cat will fall in love with Daisy Edgar Jones and Paul Mescal and regret this. Sound.

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u/abstractism 8d ago

No biting the screen, you little goof

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u/notaredditreader 8d ago

Thank you so much for this video. Sh looks so much like my little Wasabi and she did the same thing with me. I miss her so much. Now she’s just an old fuddy duddy, but she does enjoy playing hide and seek in the dark.

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u/Little_Mushroom_6452 8d ago

Is he a Bombay? He’s got that cute quirky Bombay energy.

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u/ElDoodaReno 8d ago

If ti breaks your laptop, that is 100% on you I just hope you know that