r/AnimalsBeingStrange 9d ago

Funny animal That's why humans and animals should not cross paths in the wild

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u/NOTTedMosby 9d ago

Like really though, wtf do you do in this situation?? I know, "ha ha ha become a shepherd the sheep chose you!" But seriously, how do you deal with this? Try to look up the closest farm on your phone and run there? 😆

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u/Rubyhamster 9d ago

I would call the closest farm and have them check the ID on the sheeps' ears. Then tell them to come or run there, yeah

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u/Organic_Ad_2520 9d ago

Go back to where they picked you up, lol & look for farm, fence, or someone looking for sheep, lol!

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u/jarmstrong2485 9d ago

You become a forest dweller with all your new sheep friends. Only real option here

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u/CouchCandy 9d ago

You change your name to Bo peep and you just go with it. What else can you do?

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u/kioku119 9d ago

Call animal control to come help.

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u/atom12354 9d ago

Her: "Hey so im running in the woods okay and i have a hundred lost sheep running after me, can ya help?"

The call center: are you okay ma'am? Do you need medical assitance?

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u/Pastequette 7d ago

I suppose this happened in a small town, i would call the city hall and explain them the situation. They know everyone and just have to call the owners. If it happened during a weekend ... Good luck ahah

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u/laptop_n_motorcycle 7d ago

Buy a farm.

They are all mine now cause they chose me.

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u/readditredditread 9d ago

Go about your business and ultimately leave the sheep to whatever fate awaits them 🤷‍♂️

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u/Eit4 9d ago

A little bit callous

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u/readditredditread 9d ago

I mean if you rub at it for a while sure, kinda off topic though….

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u/n_othing__ 9d ago

One of them will be lamb chops for sure.

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u/YesNoMaybePurple 9d ago

Alot like the cat dispersal system, here we see the sheep dispersal system at work.

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u/BitRelevant2473 9d ago

I think there might be a issue with the sheep distribution system, usually it's one animal per person, the integers need recalibrated

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u/HarryJ92 9d ago

Sheep Georgette is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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u/MagnusStormraven 9d ago

"this is why humans and animals should not cross paths in the wild"

Because a flock of animals that have been domesticated since before we invented writing might mistake you for their shepherd and take a very enthusiastic stroll with you?

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u/victorhausen 9d ago

Some people are bitter, man. I'd have had a blast with those sheep

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u/ArmeSloeber 9d ago

Forreal. Is even take a break near some grass so they can graze or something

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 9d ago

This never happened to me when I jogged regularly. Should have gone to France to jog.

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u/unlikelyandroid 9d ago

This is your life now, you are now a shepherd.

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u/Known-Zombie-3092 9d ago

I would be ok with this. I'll pretend for a while then try and return the sheep. Lol

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u/qqam42 9d ago

Mary had some little lambs…😬

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u/1998ChevyTaHoe 9d ago

It ain't a sheepdog, it doesn't have 4 legs, but it isn't attacking us

She'd better Forrest Gump herself to the next farm

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u/Revolutionary_Ad7121 9d ago

::sigh:: See, this is why I don’t run. By the end of my run, I’d have named and adopted each and every one of them and be trying to figure out how we’d all fit in a 3BR/2Bth house. By next the next day we’d all be wearing matching outfits and I’d swear I’d been a shepherdess my entire life.

Clarification: I actually don’t run because I’m lazy. But if running would get me a heard of sheep, I’d consider it.

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u/Yugan-Dali 5d ago

Great comment 👍🏽🤣👍🏽

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u/Mythandros1 8d ago

I mean... You'd have to return them. They most likely have identification. Sorry.

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u/apocalypse910 9d ago

What in the AI hell is this title?

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u/Jarsky2 9d ago

"In the wild"

Bud those are domesticated sheep

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u/axe1970 9d ago

"But my lord there is no such force."

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u/darrius_kingston314q 9d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/GenericUsername817 9d ago

Well, she is now set for life with wool

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u/darrius_kingston314q 9d ago

All those sheeps really only share one braincell 😭

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u/Particular-Area-6278 9d ago

can confirm. i hope she doesn’t have any food on her because that one braincell will trample you for food

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u/PoliticalNerd87 9d ago

This is the start of a hallmark movie where she meets an angry old man who recently lost his wife and is being taken care of by his handsome son.

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u/bwatcscompl 9d ago

I didn't know there was a sheep/ herd distribution system.

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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 9d ago

I) The human is running from danger, let us protecc teh human

II) The human is running from danger, let us run as well and the human will guide us to safety

III) The nice human is running for fun, let us run as well

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u/MeAndNotU 9d ago

That's like a dream and a nightmare all in one. I would love/hate that.

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u/Tackybabe 9d ago

I’ve seen this video before, but whoever stole this video and added this song to it: Perfect song selection!! 🤌🏻

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u/porcupine_snout 8d ago

can you enlighten us as to what happened then? if the original OP explained....

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u/Janioso 7d ago

I can't give you an 100% truthful answer for this instance, but i can draw a comparison to a local landscape conservation area that is reminiscent of the trail and woods in the clip. The Grove/woods is fenced in and you're free to walk and be there, and around the spring there are sheep and lamb just roaming around inside. Not uncommon for then to follow you around while you're there walking or jogging the trail.

My bad if this didn't make any sense at all as English obviously isn't my native language.

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u/Playful_Breeding 5d ago

Makes perfect sense. Thank you.

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u/Alpha_Chin-Am 9d ago

Finder’s keeper? Anyone want to buy a flock of sheep?

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u/DataPhreak 9d ago

Disney princess.

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u/BigBroccoli7910 9d ago

That would be a dream run for me!

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u/APHR0DITE-RISING 9d ago

The sheep whisperer.

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u/Edosil 9d ago

"While walking alone...". Well... Who's the other person filming?

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u/1moreguyccl 9d ago

Forest AI operates drones

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u/OddReindeer1319 9d ago

And they say your dream job won’t just fall in your lap.

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u/notabootlicker666 9d ago

"We running? Okay we running."

Herd animals baby

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u/Anen-o-me 9d ago

And that's how Trump got elected.

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u/hansolo-ist 9d ago

Sheep distribution system

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u/RedWizard92 9d ago

Learn to play an instrument and recruit more creatures.

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u/Dark_Lord_Shrek 9d ago

Sheep aren’t wild

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u/just_a_person_maybe 9d ago

Many sheep are wild. These probably aren't, but wild sheep definitely exist.

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u/Ok_Necessary2991 9d ago

These sheep aren't wild, they got spray markings on them.

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u/Dark_Lord_Shrek 9d ago

You’re right, I should’ve said “these aren’t wild sheep” as both their species and the tagging indicates but it is true, there are wild sheep.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 9d ago

For sure, I was just being a little pendantic lol.

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u/Renbarre 9d ago

Call the gendarmerie (police in the countryside) and let them deal with it. They have the network to find the owner.

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u/Impressive-Impact218 9d ago

Man what a bunch of sheep

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u/Primary_Sink_ 9d ago

That happens all the time where I live. Just take a picture of the ear tag and put on a local Facebook page. Someone always knows where they belong 😄

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u/t0hk0h 9d ago

'being strange?'... Because they followed her... 'like sheep'?

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u/FrenchFry-ApplePie 9d ago

If this is what happens when I cross paths in the wild…I’ll take it.

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u/1moreguyccl 9d ago

Bears..Cayotes...wolves..snakes.. rouches... flees..🤯

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u/FrenchFry-ApplePie 9d ago

No, no…just sheep 🤣.

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u/FrenchFry-ApplePie 9d ago

No, no…just sheep 🤣.

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u/GabagoolSoprano 9d ago

This reminds me of the scene in Forrest Gump when he turns around to his loyal group of runners and says “I’m pretty tired. I think I’ll go home now.” 🤣

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u/Noodle_Dragon_ 9d ago

Start calling farms and just ask "hey uh... Did you lose an entire flock of sheep by chance?"

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u/FashionableGoat 8d ago

Lesson learned, make your own path, don't be like sheep.

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u/dale1962 9d ago

Some were smarter than others they took a short cut 🤣

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u/MataAgent 8d ago

Sheeps probably : "Follow the leader!"

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u/First_manatee_614 8d ago

I would pet them

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u/That-Firefighter1245 8d ago

She heard sheep. And now she herds sheep 💀

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u/Doubledewclaws 8d ago

You get a few Border Collies!

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u/dottegirl59 8d ago

Who just happened to be filming?

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u/1moreguyccl 8d ago

THE "AI DRONE"

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u/Cazarico 7d ago

They are trusting her to bring them home so precious!❤️❤️❤️🥹🥰🙏

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u/Yugan-Dali 5d ago

Perfect match of song and video!

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u/not_so_easy_button 5d ago

Little Bo Peep found her sheep

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u/Lost-Benefit-3804 9d ago

Hey look! It’s Mark Carney and liberal voters! LOL

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u/AlphaRapid 9d ago

She probably has food in the waist bag that she already fed the animals with, making them follow her for more. Perhaps, she is the true owner and has raised/cared for them from birth. She may have trained the animals to associate the colors she is wearing with food. THIS IS STAGED. PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR SOCIAL MEDIA FAME. THE CAMERA PERSON KNEW HOW THE ANIMALS WOULD REACT AND WAS ALREADY POSITIONED IN PLACE FOR THE RECORDING😏😏😏😏😏

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u/jungleass98 8d ago

Nothing ever happens

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u/Beautiful_Ad_8665 8d ago

I've seen this video several times, in several places. No, it was not staged, these sheep actually belonged to a local farmer, and they did get lost while out grazing, and started following this jogger. Sheep aren't very intelligent animals, so I'm not sure why this is so implausible for you. The woman's name was never mentioned, so I'm not sure what kind of "fame" you think she attained. The farmer was able to come and retrieve his sheep a short time later.