r/AnimalsBeingStrange 2d ago

Animal doing tricks Just a stick bug living its best life

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u/alee0224 2d ago

More like hanging on for dear life lol

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u/plasmaSunflower 1d ago

They say he never saw his wife again

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u/UdderTacos 1d ago

He didn’t say hanging on for dear wife

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u/TomatoSlow7068 1d ago

i know it looks funny, but please don't be cruel to our lil friens 😞

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u/maliondra217 1d ago

This stick bug out here with better work-life balance than my entire LinkedIn network.

No meetings, no pants, just vibes and impeccable camouflage. Nature’s most underrated minimalist.

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u/HorrorLettuce379 2d ago

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u/AussieJimboLives 1d ago

Maybe he's born with it

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u/themeatiertuck 1d ago

Maybe it's maybelline

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u/rnagikarp 2d ago

poor friend :-(

pull over and set it on some grass, there’s no need to be cruel because it looks funny

let’s be kind to bugs too where we can, yall

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u/ferretoned 2d ago edited 1d ago

thank you :]

Edit: one of my stick buddies

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u/rnagikarp 10h ago

beautiful! what’s its name? :-)

how many buddies do you have?

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u/ferretoned 9h ago

I've named them all Tiki though I usually call them baby or buddy depending on their size/age. About 20 of them of different ages, t'was the season recently for pups :]

they are very cute ^ -^ (+ I go to parks and forests to get their food)

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u/KnotiaPickle 1d ago

Where we can, and while we can. They’re not around much anymore

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u/elizawatts 1d ago

This made me so sad!!! It would be so easy to pull over and rescue this lovely little friend!!! 😓

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u/numberthirteenbb 14h ago

Thank you for this. This was the fight of its life, and for it.

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u/TomatoSlow7068 1d ago

this should be the top comment ☹️

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u/Ravendaale 1d ago

There are approximately 10 quintillion bugs (10,000,000,000,000,000,000) in the world. Squishing or taking them for a joy ride here and there is gonna do nothing. Ain't gonna go out of my way to protect one atleast, unless it's the spider in my living room, since he helps me keep the other bugs away.

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u/rnagikarp 1d ago edited 1d ago

other than maybe rip its limbs off and send it flying back, careening off the car and onto the road where the next car squishes it

sure man

they may seem insignificant, but the little things truly do matter

I hope you can find some room for a bit more compassion

I know there are bigger issues, but the little things matter too

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u/numberthirteenbb 14h ago

All the little kind gestures add up when everyone does them.

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u/rnagikarp 10h ago

exactly

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u/Ravendaale 1d ago

I have plenty of compassion, just not for bugs.

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u/vezwyx 1d ago

Do you have compassion for bacteria, too? How about tardigrades? Somehow I doubt it

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u/carpetbugeater 14h ago

I'm sure the same could be said about you. What's one less you gonna hurt the world? Probably won't even notice.

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u/Ravendaale 14h ago

Yepp, like most humans that is true. Same for you as well I can imagine.

8 billion humans and most of us are parasites, so it checks out.

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u/miltron3000 2d ago

Looks more like dude is living his worst life

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u/ferretoned 2d ago

it's a dudette but yeah

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u/KnotiaPickle 1d ago

How can you tell? By the size?

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u/ferretoned 1d ago edited 2h ago

a minimum of 99 % of stick bugs are female, males are smaller and thinner but so rare they've never been seen in many species of stick bugs. her abdomen is thin so she is either too young or too old to make eggs, the largest part on her butt is to drop eggs, they don't need males to make little ones, they do parthenogenesis, it's kind of like cloning themselves, the seed-like eggs fall on the soil & tiny new female stick bugs are born,

there is a very small chance it could be a male as there are so many species that look similar, as a stickbug caretaker I host 1 specie that looks very close to this one but with shorter antennae, but the extreme majority are female

Edit: my similar specie stick buddy

not the best angle but you can see her little horns and leg fins, she's a fertile adult so not thin and bendie like a recently shed young like I think the video speedster is, old'uns don't have such a strong & sticky grip like speedster, they couldn't have held on to that car, they do dance to gentle breeze at any age though

and interpret slight movement on their vivarium from walking on the common floorboards as breeze too so it's fun dancing together

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u/LustfulValley 1d ago

No. Obnoxious cow

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u/QueenFairyFarts 2d ago

He's gone straight to ludicrous speed!

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u/SharkDoctor5646 2d ago

Oh god I couldn't. I'd have to pull over.

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u/MySpiritAnimalSloth 2d ago

That's what you get for being a dumb meme

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u/ferretoned 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm a stick bug caretaker, that is not best life at all, I hope the car stopped to bring it back to a bush of bramble. If you do come upon a stick bug far from bramble, take it back to there with a lot of patience so it comes on your hand voluntarily because they are delicate

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u/Friendly-Maybe-9272 2d ago

Has to be the best post of the day. Wonder if there's a Itty bitty voice going wooooo

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u/LucHighwalker 2d ago

More like "AHHHHHH FUCK I'M GONNA DIEEEE!"

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u/Krillkus 1d ago

“AHHHHHHHH”

“Oh shit lil guy is struggling, lemme slow down”

“AHHHHHHHHoohhh my god thank you, I have a wife and kids at home and they’re probably worried about m-“

“AHHH FUCK A TALKING BUG” VRRROOOOM

“AHHHHHHHHH”

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u/Friendly-Maybe-9272 13h ago

That one little leg comes up, looks like it's wiping it's brow

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u/og_ShavenWookiee 5h ago

Yup, then it bears down with all legs in determination

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u/Synpharia 2d ago

Oh, there HAS to be! If not him, then me lol!

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u/PNWest01 1d ago

I’m hearing “Weeeeee!! Woohoo!!!”

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u/1moreguyccl 1d ago

May sound like weeeeeeee

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u/Friendly-Maybe-9272 1d ago

Looks like groot but thin

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u/alwaysflaccid666 2d ago

help him 😡

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u/itslikeamafiamovie 2d ago

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u/theMangoJayne 1d ago

Lil dude's like "Gypsy, now would be a good time to airlift"

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u/Exciting_Fact_3705 2d ago

Just horrible.

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u/Impressive-Impact218 2d ago

Why

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u/Exciting_Fact_3705 2d ago

It’s a living thing. Why didn’t he stop and get it off. Seriously- why?

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u/NOTTedMosby 2d ago

Don't feed the trolls people. I looked thru this guy's recent comments, trust me here.

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u/gh0stmilk_ 1d ago

HE'S FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW

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u/Substantial-Ant-9183 2d ago

That's a baby Ent!

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u/SilverbackMD 🐟 Fish 2d ago

He’ll never see his family again…

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u/LetTheJamesBegin 2d ago

Everyone thought he would stick around, but one day he just twigged out and leafed.

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u/ThousandFingerMan 1d ago

They always said, she'll never amount to anything. Well, she proved them wrong

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u/ferretoned 2d ago edited 2d ago

She, male stick bugs are super rare, just one percent of population in many species, no males have ever been seen and are believed to not exist in plenty of species, they don't need males to have kids, they do parthenogenesis, kind of like cloning themselves, cute little eggs that look like seeds and they're born directly like tiny stick bugs, no weird stuff like other insects, they don't "take care" of their young, young are the adventurous ones that go look for other bush possibilities

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u/SilverbackMD 🐟 Fish 1d ago

Um, it was just a joke

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u/derpycheetah 1d ago

Redditor: Wow look at this bug it's just living its best life!

Bug: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

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u/PixelVixen_062 2d ago

Just hang on little buddy, climb higher when it stops.

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 2d ago

Getting away from toxic relationship be like

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u/Reckless_Renegade 2d ago

It's Pickett the bowtruckle from Fantastic Beast!!! They do exist.

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u/recycle_me_no_jutsu 2d ago

Thats the cinnimon guy racing the Apple to get to the bowl of Apple Jacks cereal

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u/boredpotatot 2d ago

or fighting for his life

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u/SeniorSlimey 1d ago

Camera person is a sadist.

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u/enigmaticsince87 1d ago

Groot's anorexic cousin

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u/Realistic-Horror-425 1d ago

Looks like a wavy, inflatable tube guy from in front of a used car lot.

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u/cak0047 1d ago

I am Groot!

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u/becca_619 1d ago

Need Hozier’s yell over this video lmao

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u/Fluffy-Camp-6673 1d ago

Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible

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u/Yojimbo8810 1d ago

Looks like the old memorex cd cover art

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u/Sorry_but_I_meant_it 1d ago

I am GROOOOOOOOT!

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u/kitty-yaya 1d ago

Wheeeeeeeee!

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u/Straight_Wasabi_1366 1d ago

Pickit? Hang on little buddy!

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u/Wise_Development_127 1d ago

I'm a free stick 🎶

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u/NeM000N 1d ago

Sun Salutation

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u/Smiley_J_ 1d ago

I can't stop thinking about this guy when I see this

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u/Smiley_J_ 1d ago

I can't stop thinking about this guy when I see this.

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u/Extravagod 1d ago

Duuuuude ... go faster!

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u/TexasBadlandsAustin 1d ago

I hope you didn’t kill it!

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u/Appropriate-Cup-2693 1d ago

Woooohooooo! Yaaaahaaa!

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u/dlh-bunny 1d ago

Pickett!

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u/souvenirsuitcase 1d ago

I would have pulled over and helped it.

But I trap and release spiders, so I realize I am not the norm.

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u/4dappl 1d ago

Looks like it's trying to earn it's way through college

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u/Le6ions 1d ago

I am Grooooooooooot!

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u/DanielRagnarson 1d ago

That is sad, not fun.

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u/cookiemonster291989 1d ago

Yessssssss! Wind surfing! 🌬️ 🏄‍♂️

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u/SlightlySaficFanGrl 1d ago

Heeewlp meeeeeeeee eeeeee

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u/Galloping_Scallop 1d ago

I thought that was baby Groot for a second

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u/RegalusImmortal 21h ago

Bowtruckle forgot how to Bowtruckle.

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u/Jonesy_Wells 20h ago

EYE AM GROOT

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u/ohuxford 20h ago

That is NOT it's best life

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u/Onetool91 19h ago

This is fucked up, not entertaining.

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u/Pauliexxx 18h ago

Love it! 😂

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u/Dry-Class8050 17h ago

Bro is literally fighting for his life

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u/neonninja304 16h ago

Lol, where's the dude who makes the videos with the sunflower.

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u/Sttellarrr 10h ago

Feels more like a wild ride I'm clinging to haha.

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u/Deep-Pirate5556 9h ago

Kinda look like one of those bug ballet!

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u/magiccfetus 8h ago

this isnt funny. this is sad. stick bugs are harmless. and are rare to see. choose compassion

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u/Unique-Accident1521 4h ago

He is probably terrified 😨 or air surfing 🏄‍♂️

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u/melrosec07 4h ago

Idk why but this made laugh, so cute!

u/Blankeye434 2h ago

It's very sticky

u/HeatWave1014 1h ago

😅🤣

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u/findingsynchronisity 2d ago

I am Groooooooooot!

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u/CherryFit3224 2d ago

He probably doesn’t think so. 😂

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u/onyxastronaut 2d ago

Someone put Freebird to this video

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u/TitsLikeRunnyEggs 2d ago

"Best life" 🤣

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP"

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u/wierdmadness 2d ago

He let go he nomore a stick

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u/crassprocrastination 2d ago

That is one radical dude 🤙

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u/playboydj79 2d ago

The way it's holding on the first couple of second of the vid was perfect

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u/xxMiloticxx 2d ago

why is this so damn funny omg

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u/TheGlassjawBoxer 1d ago

This is a deleted scene from A Bug’s Life.

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u/open_my_mind 1d ago

Just wow

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u/dayo2005 1d ago

Someone dub Michael Jackson Earth Song over this please!

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u/Meemow2545 1d ago

Freeeeeeee biiiiird

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u/angle_sey 1d ago

I am groooooooooooot

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u/DitchDigger330 1d ago

The cinnamon stick

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u/Couched_Tomato 1d ago

His on a mission impossible

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u/SadNana09 1d ago

Pole dancing!

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u/XROOR 1d ago

Pole dancing to me….

🎶pour some sugar Formic acid on meeeee!

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u/Brickzarina 1d ago

I am Groot

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u/Full_Ad9666 1d ago

Why do I see him as a Rastafarian?

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u/First-Display5956 1d ago

I could swear that's picket from fantastic beasts 😂