r/Arcanecirclejerk • u/Warm_Jeweler_6565 Vi + Jericho • Jan 24 '25
An Undercity Classic Cast of Arcane if they made it live action
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u/boopityschmoopz Jan 24 '25
Somebody photoshop his big stupid head on her body.
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u/RileyNotRipley Jinx could do fifty 9/11s and I’d still love her Jan 24 '25
scarlett johansson as the only Asian character? oh yeah, alright I'm on board!
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u/Jetsam5 Jan 24 '25
She’s half Ionian IDK what Asia is
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u/RileyNotRipley Jinx could do fifty 9/11s and I’d still love her Jan 24 '25
caught in 4k using league lore, ignored the point of the sub which is that none of us know what league even is, eww stinky
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u/UberMegaClaire Jan 24 '25
Is cait asian??
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u/Certain_Baker7235 How we feeling? Jan 24 '25
Yes half asian
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u/RileyNotRipley Jinx could do fifty 9/11s and I’d still love her Jan 24 '25
oh shit you're right, she's WASIAN. cait spending the family fortune on getting boba 5 times a day edit when?
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u/halawani98 “All I need is four seconds” - Ekko Jan 24 '25
Kevin Hart as Vander
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u/Academic_Zucchini356 “Never give up on your dreams” - Singed Jan 25 '25
It's only natural that Dwayne Johnson should be Silco in that case
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u/Warm_Jeweler_6565 Vi + Jericho Jan 24 '25
posted this on the main sub to see how it would do and i got instantly downvoted 🤣
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u/mcslender97 Herald of "Jinx is a bratty bottom" guy Jan 24 '25
These filthy PILTIES are not smart enough to appreciate our quality shitposting
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u/AWzdShouldKnowBetta Jan 24 '25
Lmao I was so confused until I saw what sub this was on xD. Nice shit post.
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u/March223 Vi + Jericho Jan 24 '25
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u/HeimerdingerDinging H*imerdinger Jan 24 '25
I think physically she’d fit it, but most of the roles she plays are the super serious straight (wo)man or the innocent normal college/teenager. Not saying she doesn’t have the chops for it, but I don’t really know if she could play someone with a more…bubbly(?) personality. But then again, I haven’t seen every Jenna Ortega movie so I don’t know.
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u/Kindly_Moose9945 Jan 24 '25
You do know that in almost every role jenna is all over some girl?
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u/HeimerdingerDinging H*imerdinger Jan 24 '25
not straight as in sexuality. Straight as in like a straight man. Someone who the joke rolls off of because they’re the serious counterpart
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u/mcslender97 Herald of "Jinx is a bratty bottom" guy Jan 24 '25
Srs answer though, we can just put Ella Purnell as Jinx
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u/Warm_Jeweler_6565 Vi + Jericho Jan 24 '25
I should've swapped Tom Holland (who needs to be Ekko) and Timothee cause he's so much more of a twink than Tom Holland is to play Viktor
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u/DevilMayPryde God’s Chosen Lesbian Jan 24 '25
where the fuck is Chris Pratt?
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u/MengskDidNothinWrong Jan 24 '25
ScarJo as the Asian character is fucking peak man. I never even watched that movie i was so upset.
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u/horrorfan555 Jinx’s Shimmer Fluid Jan 24 '25
Hates i hate it
Glad to keep the streak of red heads getting turned black
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u/Positive_Team_7449 Jan 25 '25
joaquin pheonix as slico (even though he might actually be good in the role)
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u/EldritchFingertips Jan 26 '25
Snoop Dogg as Ambessa
Dwayne Johnson as Giant Guy Vi KOs twice
Kevin Hart as Marcus
Abigail Breslin as Sevika
Harambe as Jericho
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u/HighlightUnlikely841 Jan 26 '25
Hollywood would realistically respect the sanctitiy of PoC characters and would probably find a black actor for Ekko and Mel. Timothee would probably get the role of that handsome twink (the one Ambessa called "local cuisine").
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u/HeimerdingerDinging H*imerdinger Jan 24 '25
Jack Black as Heimer.