r/Arcanecirclejerk • u/Valuable-Jicama-552 Bi • Mar 07 '25

An Undercity Classic Caitlyn loses her mind

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329 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/user125666 Mar 07 '25

Why is cuntlyn crashing out? 🥺

I wish she threatened me instead

33

u/Rid1cheem Slutco Mar 07 '25

NO!!! BECAUSE CUNTLYN IS MINE!!!

(Pls kill me)

20

u/mcslender97 Herald of "Jinx is a bratty bottom" guy ​ Mar 07 '25

Yes Vi-Pie I'm yours. Now would you be a dear and put on the Hexstrap?

15

u/Rid1cheem Slutco Mar 07 '25

Of course, Cupcake, stay still while I put the hexstrap on

4

u/mcslender97 Herald of "Jinx is a bratty bottom" guy ​ Mar 07 '25

Ok baby but this time pls keep it gentle

7

u/Powerful_Rock595 Mar 07 '25

You will eventually will die from hexstrap poisoning.

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u/mcslender97 Herald of "Jinx is a bratty bottom" guy ​ Mar 07 '25

Ermmmm... You stink and you're poor! Get away from me or prepare to spend the rest of your life in Stillwater!

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u/Powerful_Rock595 Mar 07 '25

Now that's a Cuntlyn i know. Hot, sexy, logical, smart, perceptive, sexy and hot....also hot and sexy.

20

u/AccordingBake4201 Jinx could do fifty 9/11s and I’d still love her Mar 07 '25

i don't think you said hot or sexy

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u/Powerful_Rock595 Mar 07 '25

Oh i forget she's also hot and sexy.

10

u/tintmyworld “I 😍 my dictator girlfriend” - Vi Mar 07 '25

She’s also pretty hot sexy and smart and hot.

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u/Interesting_Law9926 Mar 07 '25

The poly wont stand for this bullying, calling their Princess not homophobic.

They've hatched a plan to rebuild Ekko's machine, to go and bring back the CaitVi destroyer

AU Maddie

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u/Valuable-Jicama-552 Bi Mar 07 '25

Chat have I found my apprentice?

5

u/Interesting_Law9926 Mar 07 '25

I am unworthy, need more time in the poly dungeon till I can truly circlejerk

19

u/mcslender97 Herald of "Jinx is a bratty bottom" guy ​ Mar 07 '25

Good. Cupcake could use another one to feed baby Vi-pie

11

u/Valhallaof Mar 07 '25

To be completely fair ik men in real life that would have sex with other men, be homophobic and still call themselves straight

3

u/Valuable-Jicama-552 Bi Mar 07 '25

Like a one-time thing or repeatedly?

5

u/The_Pebble_Man Hit it, Imagine Dragons Mar 07 '25

Hey. She never said she was homophobic to herself. She just hates OTHER gay people.

6

u/LuckyLoki08 Mar 07 '25

Wait, now she pulled Kayn and Kai'sa too? How did she pull that disaster bi that's Kayn?

2

u/Valuable-Jicama-552 Bi Mar 07 '25

A bit of "you remind me of my dead father figure" does that to you

6

u/LuckyLoki08 Mar 07 '25

It's the eye, so.

Shame, Rhaast has a great personality

2

u/Valuable-Jicama-552 Bi Mar 07 '25

Oh no they share other things too that's just how it started..she LOVES Rhaast

4

u/LuckyLoki08 Mar 07 '25

Who doesn't love Rhaast?

5

u/Cold-Operation4736 God’s Chosen Lesbian Mar 07 '25

Is Jinx the type of girl that fucks chicks and say "girls don't count" so she can still be straight? I would say she's more like "idgaf about damn labels I'm not a spice rack".

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u/TheNewKrookkud “All I need is four seconds” - Ekko Mar 07 '25

Don't listen to her Jinxypoo. You're free to be as homophobic as you want.

She's just jelly cause she is G*y.

2

u/TheNarwhalGal Mar 08 '25

Yeah!!!! Valoran town!!!!