What is your favorite ship (GAY'S NOT ALLOWED)

[u/8SigmaBalls]

[u/great_light_knight]

WTF DOSE BOOKHAMMER EVEN MEAN?!! JAYCE IS BOOK AND JAYCE IS ALSO HAMMER?!! IS THIS SOME WEIRD SELFCEST?!!?!??!

I SWEAR THE NEXT PERSON WHO CALLS IT SOMETHING OTHER THAN STREETBOOK OR BOOKSTREET IS GETTING BANNED!!!!!!!

[u/NinetiesMusicLover → u/great_light_knight]

Thank you for saying this, GOAT mod! The people who improperly title BookSteet must be dealt with severely! 😡

[u/horrorfan555 → u/NinetiesMusicLover]

Hammer fist :D

[u/NinetiesMusicLover → u/horrorfan555]

u/great_light_knight, eradicate this aggravating crook this instant!

[u/horrorfan555 → u/NinetiesMusicLover]

I will be back, but hornier

[u/[deleted] → u/horrorfan555]

Hammerfist has it all:

• it’s an actual term for a type of punch
• it sounds sexual, like Jayce is hammering Vi while she fists his asshole
• that’s really it actually I rant out of points already

[u/Efficient-Volume6506 → u/[deleted]]

Counterpoint: bookstreet is funnier

[u/PforPandamonium → u/Efficient-Volume6506]

See bookstreet actually sounds like it could be the name of something. Like Book St. For peak hilarity I'd go with StreetBook.

[u/Certain_Baker7235 → u/horrorfan555]

+1

[u/g0ndor → u/great_light_knight]

Bookstreet is the way

[u/LeonardoCouto → u/g0ndor]

For the pun, what about StreetSmart?

[u/great_light_knight → u/LeonardoCouto]

that's the original joke

streetsmart + booksmart = the two smarts cancels out and you're left with just streetbook

(as a reference to the fact that they are both intelligent and crafty on their own but complete idiots when working together)

[u/LeonardoCouto → u/great_light_knight]

Oh! Okay, that is a sick joke (I mean it positively). Whoever came up with it is a genius amongst us

[u/Useless_homosapien → u/great_light_knight]

My goat

[u/Medical_String_3367 → u/great_light_knight]

I like the name Vyce better

[u/FemUltraTop → u/Medical_String_3367]

Vayce

[u/Far-Professional207 → u/great_light_knight]

Let's go, 1v1, HexGauntlet

[u/zapering → u/great_light_knight]

THIS! BOOKSTREET IS THE BEST SHIP IN ARCANE, THIS POST IS BLASPHEMY.

[u/GeneralJones420-2 → u/great_light_knight]

Hammerfist was right there

[u/Lonely-Connection-41 → u/great_light_knight]

Warhammer is right there

[u/[deleted] → u/great_light_knight]

Wouldn't Streetsmart make more sense for a Vi×Jayce ship since Vi is from the streets of Zaun and Jayce is a literal genius

[u/great_light_knight → u/[deleted]]

[u/[deleted] → u/great_light_knight]

Then make them bookfighter i don't fuck'n know

[u/[deleted]]

Why isn't Viktor×Caitlyn Robocop?

[u/Budget_Avocado6204 → u/[deleted]]

Nice one!

[u/zapering → u/[deleted]]

Missed opportunity right there.

[u/Final_Ear9009]

Jaywalk?

Ok ... Google it is.

Jaywalking is the act of pedestrians walking in or crossing a roadway if that act contravenes traffic regulations.

oh ... yea. It made sens. Viktor/Caitlin should be illegal. No one should cross the line and go there.

[u/LuckyLoki08 → u/Final_Ear9009]

Also, Jaywalking is probably the one crime Viktor never committed

[u/Budget_Avocado6204 → u/LuckyLoki08]

Are you ashamed of yourself?

[u/47thCalcium_Polymer → u/LuckyLoki08]

Why because he couldn’t get across the street fast enough before the cars came?

[u/LuckyLoki08 → u/47thCalcium_Polymer]

Yes

[u/47thCalcium_Polymer → u/LuckyLoki08]

lol

[u/wren620 → u/Final_Ear9009]

Cross the what

[u/parallel_trees → u/wren620]

twenty one pilots in the arcane circlejerk i never thought this day would come

[u/Mac_mellon → u/Final_Ear9009]

that sound like an American (i.e Stupid) argument to me

[u/Pending1]

Not Cait establishing dominance over Viktor.

[u/AdLast2785]

MelJay erasure

[u/cat_blues → u/AdLast2785]

As is standard. Even when talking exclusively about straight ships, everybody forgets the one canon straight ship we actually had.

[u/NinetiesMusicLover → u/AdLast2785]

True, everyone forgets them. 😢

[u/Shurikenblast_YT → u/NinetiesMusicLover]

Even they forgot them

[u/NinetiesMusicLover → u/Shurikenblast_YT]

Ugh, don't remind me. 😖

[u/Jock645 → u/AdLast2785]

Doesn’t count, it’s a Bi4Bi straight-passing relationship

[u/AdLast2785 → u/Jock645]

So is Timebomb

[u/MitziXD12 → u/Jock645]

agreed

[u/Final_Ear9009 → u/AdLast2785]

Jayce is babygirl. Meljay is lesbians.

[u/Ok_Listen1510]

smeech/ambessa 🥵🥵

[u/8SigmaBalls → u/Ok_Listen1510]

Speech is a furry, so not straight

[u/Ok_Listen1510 → u/8SigmaBalls]

okay then, ambessa and his ass

[u/Budget_Avocado6204 → u/Ok_Listen1510]

Silco/Ambessa or Viktor/Ambessa is the way to go

[u/Ok_Listen1510 → u/Budget_Avocado6204]

nah, i see those all the time on tumblr. gimme something NEW

[u/Final_Ear9009 → u/Ok_Listen1510]

H*imerdinger/Ambessa?

[u/Ok_Listen1510 → u/Final_Ear9009]

if these fools think Smeech is a furry what do you think they’re gonna say about H*imerdinger?

[u/Final_Ear9009 → u/Ok_Listen1510]

They will probably scream it's disgusting because they hate him.

[u/Big-Commission-4911 → u/8SigmaBalls]

SO TRUE

[u/KamikazeTank]

All non-gay ships aren't canon and betray character identity.

[u/8SigmaBalls → u/KamikazeTank]

But... timebomb🥺

[u/Allhailbradette → u/8SigmaBalls]

Timebomb isn't straight ekko is a stud.

[u/theonlyotaku21 → u/Allhailbradette]

so true

[u/Sarita1046 → u/Allhailbradette]

Yesssss

[u/Big-Commission-4911 → u/Allhailbradette]

stud?

[u/Allhailbradette → u/Big-Commission-4911]

A stud is a non-white masc lesbian. Here's an example.

[u/KamikazeTank → u/8SigmaBalls]

I don't make the rules.

[u/fiendish-gremlin → u/8SigmaBalls]

timebomb is bi4bi get your facts correct

[u/Alone-Monk → u/8SigmaBalls]

Time bomb is the exception to the rule

[u/Shnavtt → u/8SigmaBalls]

Timebomb isn't canon, we all know the person who Jinx actually loves is Maddie

[u/SkyeMreddit → u/8SigmaBalls]

Those two are definitely Bi 4 Bi

[u/AcrobaticSmell1787 → u/KamikazeTank]

What about Mel and Jayce?

[u/KamikazeTank → u/AcrobaticSmell1787]

Viktor broke them up so that the timeline could heal.

[u/khazarianjew]

[u/Alone-Monk]

[u/Designer-Muffin-47]

why vi is book.

[u/GetJinxedBozo]

Finally no woke GAY ships

This is exactly how it should be.
Jaywalk is the best ship

[u/Alone-Monk → u/GetJinxedBozo]

[u/jinxsilcodittor]

That's not jayce...

[u/boopityschmoopz]

T posing Caitlyn got me shakin

[u/cat_blues]

Why did you use the cool, fanon, shimmer using Zaunite Viktor for the picture? Like any actual version of Viktor would be so much funnier.

S1 Viktor, on the brink of death, would fall over if enforcer Cait looked at him stern

Jesus Viktor would humble dictator era Cait so hard

Arcane herald Viktor... Idk if that's a straight ship anymore

[u/Short-Dot-1167]

actual ragebait what happened to my meljay

[u/Budget_Avocado6204]

Jaywalk? What does it mean

[u/8SigmaBalls → u/Budget_Avocado6204]

Okay, hear my thought processes behind jaywalk...

Jaywalk = crossing a road unlawfully

Caitlyn is an enforcer of the law
And Viktor arch through season one is all about walking and stuff

So them together would be the same as Jaywalk, makes sense, right?

[u/Budget_Avocado6204 → u/8SigmaBalls]

I thought it's becouse Vik can't walk and Cait should be in jail

[u/DafnissM → u/Budget_Avocado6204]

I need to know 😂

[u/Decent_Recover3228]

Wait jaywalk is so funny I might become homophobic

[u/cookiewaferss]

caitvi sorry i panicked

[u/DeeDaDolphane]

Me and Vi

[u/buckticking → u/DeeDaDolphane]

I'd say me and vi but that would be gay

[u/Budget_Avocado6204]

And Jayce/Vi are called BookStreet

[u/8SigmaBalls → u/Budget_Avocado6204]

Is called streethammer, acktually

[u/LuckyLoki08 → u/8SigmaBalls]

It's called bookstreet because Jayce is book-smart, Vi is street-smart and together they're completely idiots

[u/Fit-Solution3448 → u/LuckyLoki08]

That's the joke, it's the satire version of book-street

[u/zapering → u/Fit-Solution3448]

Yeah, that's what they said

[u/___ZiggyStardust]

why cait&vik's name doesn't make any sense 😭

[u/Budget_Avocado6204 → u/___ZiggyStardust]

What do you mean? He is dying from the Grey poisoning and she gasses ppl with it, it's perfect 🥰🥰

[u/HorseInevitable6208]

Timebomb is absolute cinema.

[u/lowrespudgeon]

CHILDSMAShErs

[u/Travelweaver → u/lowrespudgeon]

[u/lowrespudgeon → u/Travelweaver]

Oops D:

[u/Jane_Wolf]

wtf is bookhammer?! It’s bookstreet, get it right smh

[u/Desperate_Ad5169]

I prefer vice as the ship name but bookhammer is indeed peak

[u/EldritchFingertips]

Time-bomb? WTF even does that mean, what a stupid ship name

[u/OutcomeOptimal3725]

If pushed to do a het ship this is my choice!!!

[u/mcslender97 → u/OutcomeOptimal3725]

This works, they might've already known each other while imprisoned

[u/OutcomeOptimal3725 → u/mcslender97]

I could also imagine her being a firelight who defected to become a jinxer.

Or the two gangs had parlays from time to time during the occupation.

[u/lovesfoodies]

This entire thread is sendinggggg meeeeee lmaooooo

[u/Big-Commission-4911]

BookSTREET, duh

[u/ADonutWithSprinkles]

It’s about time media catered to us Straights.

[u/Adept-Information728]

Shimmershot

[u/Deerorser]

I can see bookhammer happening but people can make an argument for it. jaywalk is a maybe, It depends heavily on set up.

Reasons: Bookhammer wouldn’t make sense (to me) because they both are too steadfast. Vi and cait work because even though they can both be stubborn, they don’t get in arguments where it’s “I’m right and we will do it my way”.

I have seen a couple relationships where both were extremely stubborn and they would regularly get in arguments. One of them are still together and have developed a better relationship than before but it took them a while, so the ship could still work but unlikely (I could still be 100% wrong though. There are other people here that understand the characters way better than me.).

[u/Incubus_is_I]

People were calling Jinx/Caitlyn “Lawbomb” and I fully disagree.

Obviously it’s called ‘Gas Grenade’…

[u/Bobcat_X_24]

Bookhammer?

[u/JustARandomRedditDuD]

[u/SlightlySaficFanGrl]

Cait Talis

[u/owShAd0w]

Isn’t vi way shorter, comparatively? Or are these not to scale

[u/Ok_Listen1510 → u/owShAd0w]

definitely not to scale lol

[u/Diligent_Ad_8748]

Caitvi

[u/Embarrassed-Pass-524]

Timebomb, the best, the biggest

[u/ARROW_GAMER]

Me and Jinx

[u/Pir0wz]

Sevika and whatever prostitute was currently at the brothel.

Or better yet Sevika x Lest.

[u/Jawzey03 → u/Pir0wz]

LESTVIKAAAAA YES

[u/LuminaryThings]

Hammerfist is RIGHT THERE!!!

[u/tails_secret_history]

Uhm uhm uhm uhm gay uhm gay uhm uhm caitvi uhm

[u/Jawzey03]

Mel x sevika (hell add lest in there too)

[u/sammjaartandstories]

What do you mean gays not allowed? That's all arcane is. GAY.

[u/MikeyMikeI]

Timebomb is unironically gay enough for me

[u/Averagetarnished]

That middle ship should not exist idc about the rest of them

[u/Square-Hour4990]

Why are lgbtq ships not allowed ? 🤨 there's nothing wrong with them.

[u/Mammoth-Fan-1070]

Timebomb

[u/icansmellyourflesh]

Jayce x Mel

[u/thatmississippigirl]

bookstreet is the name no smarts is their game😔

[u/BetterCallNichy]

Excuse me, it's Bookstreet

[u/randomthings7389]

I like the BOMB

[u/raylalayla]

Timebomb is a saphhic relationship

[u/Individual_Tart_8852]

Click click Timebomb

[u/AC-130N1]

Viktor/Cait (ViC) is nice. 

Someone on YouTube shorts said that Jayce/Vi is shipping two dumb people....

But if we shipped the two smart people...

Steampunk fascists with blue glowy weapons~

[u/YesImReallyLikeThis]

Get Viktor the fuck away from Caitlyn

[u/bigmanbiggest]

Viktor x Me

[u/EnbyBrAsh]

“Gays not allowed” 🙄

[u/local-paranoidperson]

Ambessa and her Twink

[u/sheax]

cait vik ship should be cakewalk

[u/austinb172]

Best Arcane ship is Mel and I. I call it…happiness…

[u/Ok-Scholar-4615]

Timebomb

But the rest here don’t look right

[u/CamallO]

NAH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS BOOKHAMMER BRO I THOUGHT WE AGREED LN BOOKSTREET

[u/Fair_Philosophy_7817]

well this this weird…

[u/Caitlyn_Simp_Machine]