r/Arcanecirclejerk • u/thegreatdapperwalrus • 1d ago

Mel is so beautiful I almost killed myself Who has the most spank-able ass?

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u/themtndewback Viktor Nation 1d ago

clearly it's jayce

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u/KamikazeTank "Ma Meilleure Bang-A-Me" 1d ago

Beating on those drums

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u/8SigmaBalls Son of Zaun 1d ago

Him

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u/Lilysnek 1d ago

The truth is he is barely spankable. I feel like I’d hurt my hand if I tried

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u/ITheRebelI Viceps 1d ago

That's pre-Gains

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u/Lilysnek 1d ago

Well, fair point. I just wonder what he was doing in his forge to get an ass

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u/ITheRebelI Viceps 1d ago

I think his gains came from climbing out of the pit and scaling all the mountain wall precipice thingies

u/theonlyotaku21 Sevika’s Tradwife 1d ago

Not sure but I know who could spank my ass 🥰

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u/Possible-Departure87 1d ago

Your flair is incredible

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u/_Mirri_ Sevika's punching bag 1d ago

I agree with your opinion

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u/Me_Rouge Sevika’s Tradwife 1d ago

Baaed

Edit: based* but baaed is funnier so I'll keep it.

u/seabunny01 Bi 1d ago

Trick question, the answer is Jayce.

u/Possible-Departure87 1d ago

I’m so proud of everyone saying Jayce 🥲

u/themighty_aphrodite 1d ago

JAYCEEEE

u/thiccbexi Proficient Hexstrap user 1d ago

as a black girl, MEL

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u/Mysterious_Eagle7913 Piltover’s ‘Second’ Horniest 1d ago

Mel and then caitlyn... then id bite vi and sevikas ass... while they flex

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u/thiccbexi Proficient Hexstrap user 1d ago

did you read my mind???

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u/Mysterious_Eagle7913 Piltover’s ‘Second’ Horniest 1d ago

Yes. Be my gf right now. I can read your mind and i know you want it.

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u/CARClNO Twink Boy Jesus 1d ago

uj i agree with you 100% it's mel

rj i would leave permanent indents in jayces ass

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u/thiccbexi Proficient Hexstrap user 1d ago

brand him

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u/Girl_in_a_hoody r/arcane removed my feet tierlist 1d ago

guaranteed he already has “V” on there too

u/Chance-One-1636 Professional Shower Yearner 1d ago

if you slap cait's ass it would jiggle for like 2.3 seconds until it goes back to the same position then your hand would start to sting

u/_grapekat_ Professional Shower Yearner 1d ago

as a certified dyke, it’s clearly vi

u/HorseInevitable6208 Piltover’s ‘Second’ Horniest 1d ago

I am legally required to say Jinx.

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u/femboybitch08 18h ago
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u/HorseInevitable6208 Piltover’s ‘Second’ Horniest 15h ago

You just caught her at a bad time. You think your ass would be spankable while you're literally committing suicide? No. Jinx is the best girl with the most spankable ass, that is my opinion and it will not change anytime soon because no one can beat Jinx.
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u/femboybitch08 15h ago

Her ass was always flat from the side profile, committing or not

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u/HorseInevitable6208 Piltover’s ‘Second’ Horniest 15h ago

Who knows? Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. Either way my point stands. Best girl=most spankable ass.

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u/femboybitch08 13h ago

I understands but for me it goes Best ass = most spankable ass

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u/HorseInevitable6208 Piltover’s ‘Second’ Horniest 13h ago

Basic 🥱🥱🥱

You gotta look past the ass. There's more to spankable ass than the best ass.
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u/FalconLover05 Isha isn’t dead 16h ago

Bad angle

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u/femboybitch08 16h ago

My point was that the others have it good from all angles, therefore her gyat aint the best

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u/FalconLover05 Isha isn’t dead 15h ago

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u/femboybitch08 15h ago

Im stealing this photo

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u/FalconLover05 Isha isn’t dead 15h ago

Ok bbg
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u/salatsol3e 17h ago

The sword we have bear for having objectively best taste in girls.

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u/HorseInevitable6208 Piltover’s ‘Second’ Horniest 15h ago