r/Asmongold • u/YoungOneDev Deep State Agent • 2d ago
News Someone brought a retard detector to an anti-Elon protest — it wouldn’t stop beeping.
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u/Mr_Zeldion 1d ago
I feel like protesting these days has the complete opposite desired effect due to how people sprout out unhinged brain rotted statements like "nazi" to a random guy waving a retard finder scanner lol
Like honestly if that's their criteria for what they deem a nazi to be they must live a very isolated lonely terrifying and depressed lifestyle to suddenly realise that every other human being around them qualifies as a nazi.
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u/No-Mushroom8667 1d ago
People just need to stick to being Unempl*yed, shit is getting ridiculous
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u/JonesMotherfucker69 1d ago
WHY ARE YOU CENSORING THE WORD "UNEMPLOYED" IN ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS?!
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u/strikerrage 1d ago
You're right. It's probably why we don't see mass protests from either side. The majority of people who disagree are just normal folks who don't want to be associated with these types of people.
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u/Mr_Zeldion 1d ago
Yeah. It's why these protesters have such small groups and why they aren't met with counter protesters. The same as just stop oil. Everyone else is going about being normal while these weirdos scream on the streets.
No one cares about them. The second they say the word "racists" "Nazis" "fascists" people immediately know they are unhinged mental cases and don't take anything they say seriously.
They lose all credibility
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u/JacenSolo0 1d ago
If they actually believed he was a nazi they certainly wouldn't be so lackadaisical. I know I wouldn't feel that comfortable antagonising a person if I thought he literally was a nazi.
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u/Mr_Zeldion 1d ago
That's because these people don't even understand what a nazi is. To them nazi means idiot
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u/GreatKarma2020 1d ago
I disagree we are seeing a huge surge against Trump and you can see it in the polls.
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u/Mr_Zeldion 1d ago
Because of Tariffs. Not because he wants to shave the head of jewish children and put them in gas chambers.
there's a pretty big difference between accusing someone of being a nazi, and not liking someone's economic policies.
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u/PEACEMEN27 1d ago
Nazi nazi nazi geez those words lost its meaning for being over used.
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u/Tiny-General-3700 1d ago
It's all they can say because they don't have a legitimate argument as to why the people exposing government corruption need to be stopped.
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u/CollapsibleFunWave 1d ago
I'm all for exposing government corruption.
But it's funny how the Republicans that claim to against corruption refuse to acknowledge that Trump took in millions from foreign governments through his businesses in his first term and will be doing so again.
They also don't seem to care that he's selling pardons or be aware of how much of his own staff testified about his corrupt actions around the 2020 election.
I'll include links so when I get downvoted we'll know it's just people that don't want to face the truth about Trump. Or worse, they're trying to hide it.
https://apnews.com/article/nikola-trevor-milton-fraud-trump-pardon-3fcebb0a3820cecb205656f2dc3f6764
And there's a ton of sworn testimony for Jan 6th that Trump supporters were told not to look at, but I'll include just one example from his replacement attorney general after the first one refused to engage in election fraud and resigned in protest:
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u/Scorxcho 1d ago
Retard finder: Found one
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u/CollapsibleFunWave 1d ago
I may not trust and love the president as much as you do, but that doesn't make me a retard.
You seem new, so let me fill you in. Politicians sometimes lie.
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u/Crystalline3ntity $2 Steak Eater 1d ago
I think people just don't take the opposition seriously because they seem to vanish any time a D is in charge even though they are doing all the corrupt things. It makes it less legitimate of an argument.
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u/secretsqrll 1d ago
Its not about parties. This is about billionaires versus everyone else.
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u/Ukezilla_Rah 1d ago
He is doing everything he promised during his campaign. Thats what the people voted for. They heard the pathetic arguments from the left and fortunately people see past the smear campaigns that have been the staple of the Dem playbook for decades. Don’t understand? Let Nancy explain it for me.
The people who voted for him don’t care what he does in his personal dealings they just know he didn’t run on a campaign and then not deliver… like so many on both sides have done before.
If you believe what the left says and you’re complicit in the lies and half truths that they push then it’s not worth arguing over… you’re lost to the emotional manipulation and logic will find no purchase.
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u/CollapsibleFunWave 1d ago
He ran on draining the swamp, but he filled it with criminals and then he pardoned them for their crimes.
The only one he didn't pardon was the one that cooperated with law enforcement.
Most of the rest of his staff that weren't criminals have warned us about him.
He's been scamming people for his entire business career, long before he got into politics. You'd have to be pretty gullible to think he turned over a new leaf just because he said so.
Particularly when there's so much evidence of his corruption publicly avilable.
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u/WeedPopeGesus 1d ago
But it's funny how the Republicans that claim to against corruption refuse to acknowledge that Trump took in millions from foreign governments through his businesses in his first term and will be doing so again.
Yes cause that's what Nazis did
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u/LiarsAreScum 1d ago
It's literally the job of the president to take in foreign money and negotiate trade deals. Wtf are you talking about .
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u/CollapsibleFunWave 1d ago
The president is not supposed to personally enrich himself. What you're talking about is the nation's money. I'm talking about money that Trump put into his own pocket that was given to him by governments that were also making requests of the president.
For example, Saudi Arabia would rent out an entire floor of his international hotel before meeting Trump in DC. Now it's even easier and they can just buy his NFT's if they want to give him money.
This is why president used to have to divest, but Trump has normalized this new avenue of corruption.
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u/Interesting-Crab-693 1d ago
say because they don't have a legitimate argument
Neiter do they have the vocabulary to find a more accurate word to fit what they feel about us.
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u/Due_Baseball_322 17h ago
every time I hear it I get flashbacks of The Brady Bunch going to Marsha Marsha Marsha
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u/DanielTinFoil 1d ago
What are your thoughts on Elon following, replying, and signal boosting dozen out right open and admitted holocaust deniers, neo nazi's, and general racists?
And for his antiemetic comment he had to apologize for?
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u/katrishthekadish 1d ago
Why do 80% of these protestors look like retirees that were paid $1,000 to be there
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u/mootxico 1d ago
you're being too generous
I bet they were paid $50 tops to do this
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u/Fzrit 1d ago edited 1d ago
$50? These guys probably did it for free, that's how low their standards are. In contrast, Elon knows that conservatives need to be paid much more in order to buy their support. Now there's some actual standards.
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u/laxen123 DICKS OUT FOR TIGER PANDA 1d ago
Because the rest are at work? Retirees are… retired?
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u/redditguy135 1d ago
Those "companies" who were hiring people to riot per a client's instructions in 2021 are back at it no doubt.
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u/azriel777 1d ago
Because they were paid to be there. I bet they all left at the exact same time when their job was over.
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u/MrChefMcNasty 1d ago
Boomers love fuckin protesting and shit dude. MAGA, libs, doesn’t matter they are always out in droves talking about how unfairly they’ve been treated. Meanwhile these old fucks are hoarding all the wealth and also refuse to give up power in Congress. I mean Biden was fuckin 82 and trumps gonna be older than him when this terms over. Greediest fuckin generation ever.
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u/katrishthekadish 1d ago
Many are poor and will sell out for an easy $1,000 to protest. Old people hate being on a sidewalk with a sign all day unless they're paid.
You're right that it happens on both sides though, "Tea Party" for instance. Anytime busses are involved it's just not a grass roots movement or sincere organic protest.
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u/MrChefMcNasty 1d ago
Yup don’t disagree. There are absolutely a lot living solely on social security and shit so a grand would be big. I mean look how many people Elon essentially paid to vote in the presidential election and then that Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin. People don’t give a shit, they want that bag.
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u/katrishthekadish 1d ago
There's an old saying, "You can always pay one half of the poor to fight the other half of the poor."
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u/Quintillion_Ton There it is dood! 1d ago
Duh! And the only way to get rid of them is by ridiculing and making fun of them.
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u/Brainfreezdnb 1d ago
because retirees dont have to go to work.
man if only you had above average intelligence to figure this basic thing out
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u/sasquatch753 1d ago
Because they are paid to be there. Actblue is paying them 40$ per hour each allegedly.
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u/TUAHIVAA 1d ago
Because they are old enough to remember history and see the shit hole we are about to get in.
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u/katrishthekadish 21h ago
I don't know man, all the #HandsOff protests today were 95% senior citizens, and they aren't the usual crowd unless they're being paid. We know for a fact they've been getting hired to protest since the Republica Tea Party. Sometimes you just have to Occam's Razor your way into being honest, even if it's an inconvenient narrative.
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u/Micky-Bicky-Picky 1d ago
Bro thinks old democrats are being paid while we got Elon giving million dollar checks out for votes.
You’re kind dumb, huh?
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u/chloro9001 1d ago
1000%. This sub is such an echo chamber that they can’t conceive that an educated person over 35 might not like Elon. Lmao
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u/nesnalica Purple = Win 1d ago
does it ssay retard finder only on one side? that would be even funnier
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u/Fzrit 1d ago
That's why it constantly keeps beeping while he's holding it :P
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u/FourLastThings 1d ago
It only beeps when you're watching.
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u/TopThatCat 1d ago
Guess OP must be a retard since he mentioned it wouldn't stop beeping then, huh?
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u/UptownBoyDowntownCat 1d ago
You bring up a good point, but notice that none of the protesters could even think of that?
The fix would be to make sure it doesn't beep in moments between people, but that only matters for the recording, not for the protesters there in person.
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u/SeismicRipFart 23h ago
Why would that be funnier? The whole point is to blatantly call them retards to their faces.
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u/No_Equal_9074 1d ago
The young woman repeatedly shouting Nazi doesn't even realize she's proving his point, lmao
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u/ALANJOESTAR 1d ago
she is speaking in spanish too, she is saying nazi nazi, quiere llorar (he wants to cry.) over and over.
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u/Maximum-Telephone-84 1d ago
I thought she was saying naughty in regards to him having an item with the word retard on it.
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u/Markus_monty 1d ago
Man that queue to buy a tesla is long fuck sakes, hope you all get yours soon.
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u/IntergalacticAlien8 1d ago
The Latina in the crowd sounds like a 7 year old lol
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u/carlosmante 1d ago
Most of people in the video got a goofy voice including the Mexican with the "finder". If you ask yourself why the lady started singing "Quiere llorar, quiere llorar, quiere llorar"? because the guy with the "detector" is Mexican.
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u/OldProspectR 1d ago
The irony of telling supporters of deregulation and dismantling of big government they are n**** is very interesting. Wonder how that thought process works.
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u/Head-Ad-549 1d ago
If you notice there's not a working class person in the crowd, nor are there any black or Latino people. It's literally an entire crowd of champagne liberals who have never worked a day in their lives. These people are so detached from the everyday lives of the common person. You will never see these people out there protesting for the working class you'll never see them protesting for higher wages or more vacation hours or anything relevant to the working class. Cuz the truth is these people don't give a f*** about the poor they just really despise the rich. Which is why they're out there protesting Elon.
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u/oldman-youngskin 1d ago
They stand there and call people nazis but if they were truly nazis they’d be running for their fucking lives…
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u/black-toe-nails 1d ago
The Nazi party was around before they started the holocaust. It started with one man blaming a class of people for all the problems in the country and slowly collecting and incarcerating/deporting them….. BEEP
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u/RabonaFC 1d ago
Are you insinuating that Trump is rounding up a class of American citizens and incarcerating / deporting them? ICE is targeting known, violent, convicted ILLEGAL immigrants. You know, the murderers, rapists, PDF files. These are the kinds of people you want to stay here? BEEP BEEP RETARD ALERT
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u/Death2RNGesus 1d ago
You want to try and play it like that?
He has never blamed immigrants for all the problems in america, he even just recently said he blames previous governments for the current state of american manufacturing.
You do know that MANY countries deport thousands of illegal immigrants often and they aren't Nazi either.
You are literally the women on the corner shouting NAZI ad nauseum..... BEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEEP.
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u/katsuya_kaiba 1d ago
I think this shit is really the fucking linchpin that 'Nazi' has lost all actual fucking meaning, it no longer means what it's supposed to. These fuckwits ruined it. It no longer has any punch.
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u/Emotional_Ticket1063 2d ago
These Trump folks trolling the protestors are down right hilarious.
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u/Fearless-Director-24 1d ago
Are they Trump folks or Anti-retard folks?
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u/Fzrit 1d ago
The detector is beeping constantly because of the guy who's holding it :P
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u/Smiles4YouRawrX3 There it is dood! 1d ago
I'm noticing a trend in these protests. They all look the same, demographic wise.
Strange, you'd think these protests would be more diverse lol. Ironic.
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u/konsoru-paysan 1d ago
What the fuck did that bitch in the end say "I like your haircut I don't wanna fight you"
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u/Impressive-Boat-7972 1d ago
“NAT SEE NAT SEE NAT SEE”🗣️😂🙄
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u/Furrystonetoss 1d ago
behold, the new siren that got intalled on the iceream truck after a lib took the shop over 😂
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u/GodHand7 FREE HÕNG KÕNG 1d ago
They just there for their pay checks from the NGOs man leave them alone😭😂
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u/Fmwksp Deep State Agent 1d ago
Wait we can say the word retard now and not get cancelled anymore ? When did this happen ??
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u/MilfsAndDrugs 1d ago
It’s always white people. Either boomers or fat/ugly women and balding out of shape men.
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u/ACDrinnan 1d ago
.....that manage to have peaceful protests."
There, finished it for you.
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u/Ok_Armadillo4767 2d ago
They could Nazi they were the retards being detected
budunnnnnmmm tssssssssh
Ill see myself out.
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u/Nathaniel-Prime 1d ago
Why is every comment here not directly advocating for Trump or Elon being mass downvoted? Is this truly how the sub feels, or is there something deeper at play?
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u/Turbulent-Mark762 1d ago
Im outside usa and I tbh realy dont like elon but are people actually believing he is racist nazi or just for insult??
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u/SquishyShibe11 1d ago
I'd have to make one that had different settings so I could change the frequency and/or volume of the beeps based on who I was scanning lol
The woman chanting Nazi would get a much quicker and louder set of beeps haha
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u/GeneAsBob 1d ago
I hate to say this but after BLM George and everyone called me a Racist then I guess I just came to terms with it. I'm a racist I guess. I mean I'm gen x and come from the elite 90s when everything was amazing but hey here we are and now I'm being called a Nazi. Soooo. When do we embrace just accept it as they scream it ... The new American Nazi
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u/CheeseWithRamen 1d ago
This is hilarious. I'm all for each side giving their ideas and feedback. Never silence one another please.
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u/GEMMYbucket 1d ago
I wanna go to one these protest and hold up a sign that reads “Everything’s computer!!!” Stupid? Yes but dammit I find that quote so fucking funny. It would bring me joy to bring it to a random protest, albeit an anti tesler one
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u/Emotional-Depth-398 1d ago
What a bunch of retards! Do these people even have brains? 🤔 Protests were going on where I live and it was seriously the most retarded group of people I've ever seen. I was instantly annoyed by these people.
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u/awake283 1d ago
I usually hate it hwen people bring up race but why is it always old white people? I never see a young black man protesting this kind of shit. Is it, just maybe, because the top 10% of America own 85% of the stock market? Its almost like the rest of us dont give a shit about stocks because we can't afford rent. These people dont have these issues so they just find something to bitch about. Why do I care if the stock market tanks if rent and groceries are more affordable for me? I'll give up my slave labor Nikes for cheaper rent.
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u/Accurate_Group_5390 1d ago
Protests against Israel = Muslims and white people protesting. Protests in favour of blm = black people and white people. Protests for the environment = white people. Why the fuck do white people give a shit so much? No one else does lol
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u/ChampionshipKnown969 <Special Olympus> 1d ago
We've reached a point where the left are only allowed to criticize white people. What you're seeing is a manifestation of beliefs that retarded.
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u/abbytron Deep State Agent 1d ago
I despise Elon but this is pretty funny still lol
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u/Metalicks ????????? 1d ago
pretty funny but if any of these people where quick witted they'd tell him he's holding the retard finder backwards.
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u/Visual_Preparation70 1d ago
The funniest thing about US politics are the people that defend the actions of the people clearly destroying the country. How are all of your stocks holding up? What's it like paying out the ass for basic goods? Do you feel smarter now that standards of education have been lowered? Where does the sense of superiority come from?
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u/Defynitive FREE HÕNG KÕNG 1d ago
This happened in north county San Diego, the only time it stopped beeping was when he went up to a couple dogs and cops. Loved it!
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u/SeantheProGamer 1d ago
I feel so many people wanna use the word Nazi because they desire to have an explicit enemy like the real nazis, which just isn't true of much of our political sphere atm
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u/ProfessorLeading 1d ago
do they even work? I mean they have the time of the fucking world to make fools of themselves (both sides)
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u/Aellopagus 1d ago
So as someone looking at it from outside of America right.... You have this one guy who has done a fuck ton for you country created a lot of jobs not only in your country but also world wide. Did a lot for the future of humanity with the AI shit. And space X obviously ( big spaceX simp myself ) and now al these people want this guy gone out of America ? 🤣
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u/SeismicRipFart 22h ago
These retards really boutta make me trade my truck in for a Tesla. I really don’t want to drive a Tesla, for no political reason at all. Please retards, don’t force me to do it. I love my truck.
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u/sillyj96 19h ago
I guess you'll be protesting if you just suddenly lost your permanent government job. There probably will be more protests when the tariffs, high inflation and cuts in welfare kick in.
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u/shadowcharm3r What's in the booox? 15h ago
Ya know is it just me or does it feel like 90% of those protesting is due to the fact that they don't want to work for a living? Like if it's a serious medical concern I get it. But I've seen more then my fair share in my town of people abusing the system and nothing gets done about it.. where as I have family that has to fight for it on a month basis just so they can afford to pay for their meds
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u/tracedef 6h ago
This was me. :) Full video here if you want to go full retard: https://x.com/tracedef/status/1907174051774427201
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u/Obvious_Tart2655 Deep State Agent 2h ago
The Definition of Retardism
I don’t know, it’s just pop out of my head, that’s all.
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u/DeicideandDivide 1d ago
This is kind of funny. Coming from a Democrat. Is this the retard finder guy on Twitter?
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u/Less_Pirate_2146 1d ago
ya it was beeping nonstop because the person holding it was setting it off
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u/TheRunBack 1d ago
And once this protest is done, they will get in their luxury cars, drive home to their lake front property, and post on reddit about how they are changing the world.
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u/emmanuel573 1d ago
reminds me of the scene in the office with dwight and the gaydar