r/Asmongold • u/miroslav887 • 1d ago

Art I am just gonna leave this here.

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579 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/SigourneyBeaver3 1d ago

I can't wait when modders delete those blue lines and free those birthing hips

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u/cuckoldmann 1d ago

upvote if no woman will ever let you do this

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u/Hoybom oh no no no 16h ago

if your country has legalized prostitution , it's just a matter of a few bucks

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u/According-Cobbler-83 22h ago

Bro plans to get 999999999 upvotes.

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u/Cipher_01 “So what you’re saying is…” 23h ago

bruh

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u/meepoteemo THERE IT IS DOOD 22h ago

Imagine the feeling of squishing your head between those thighs

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u/MonkeyLiberace 17h ago edited 17h ago

And then imagine that with a real woman.

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u/Quintillion_Ton There it is dood! 22h ago

Donald approves...

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u/Tancr3d_ REEEEEEEEE 17h ago edited 16h ago

Joe doesn’t approve tho, she ain’t young enough

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u/Hoybom oh no no no 16h ago

as opposed to the turd , who is a big fan of "little girl dress up and show off" shows

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u/Tancr3d_ REEEEEEEEE 16h ago

i don’t know what this is in reference to, can you read the comment chain again? We said donald approves, but joe doesn’t, he likes them a little younger. Inever said trump didntlike them younger, but that really isn’t relevant,

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u/Fzrit 11h ago edited 3h ago

he likes them a little younger

So does Trump. That's why he cheated on his previous wife for a woman 25 years younger than him, and that's why he has made so many weird sexual comments about his own daughter and how he would date her if he could.

Both Biden and Trump are weird old creepy sex predators. It would be nice to have leaders who weren't that for once.

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u/EndlessFantasyX 16h ago

Fertilization President 

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u/Fzrit 11h ago

Please keep the old creepy weirdo away from the fine woman!

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u/Morihinze 21h ago

What about Squirrel Girl? Are you willing to cheat on her SpongeBob?

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u/Altruistic-Rice5514 21h ago

"I didn't cheat baby. I was mind controlled!"

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u/Rhytmik 21h ago

Personally wouldlike all the blue parts to be removed and her lipstick either none or light pink like the rest.

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u/No_Training_991 22h ago

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u/Ok-Engineer8090 Human Woyer 21h ago

Remember the jar break...