r/Asmongold • u/RIV_000 • 1d ago

Humor Asmon?! You haven't told us about this one yet.

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Poor thing...

https://www.instagram.com/p/DHqYoNDzkhK/?igsh=MXJlbXFiMXlwa3lyNw==

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u/RIV_000 1d ago

So there is a use of it after it expired as an alarm clock.

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u/snootchums 18h ago

Ancient Asmons used every part of the rat. Such a majestic people

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u/Crimson__Thunder 15h ago

He uses Assassins Creed Shadows as his alarm clock now, the smell of the dead, rotting game wakes him up nice and refreshed in the morning.

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u/konsoru-paysan 1d ago

I think that's actually what his entire desk is made up of, the mouth and tail just rotted away so you can't tell

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u/hiisthisavaliable “Are ya winning, son?” 19h ago

His carpet is actually just a bunch of pelts stitched together

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u/konsoru-paysan 19h ago

Ah yes to the untrained it appears stitched, but the threads are actually a trail of ant carcasses which in their gluttony got fused in to the rot , elden ring style and is now the foundation on which he places his pelt infused furniture

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u/Big_Juicy42069 23h ago

Of course he wouldnt actually throw the rat away, that's wasteful.

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u/Quintillion_Ton There it is dood! 23h ago

Asmon...

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u/Enerel13 20h ago

It's a Mouse pad.?

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u/Adel7Max 20h ago

does it tell the time 😅