r/BG3 8d ago

Meme Just had to share this

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5.3k Upvotes

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u/srathnal 8d ago

It’s always the nose. Why can’t they get the nose right?

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u/not_irmilano 7d ago

B*tch, they don't know who Squidward is

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u/Cute_Love_427 Fighter 1d ago

Broooo Rapunzel is my fav

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u/scholarlysacrilege 7d ago

Attack kills me, literally

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u/stalkakuma 7d ago

I like how bg3 always provide you with a nope out of any conversation like that

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u/mwmwmwmwmmdw Enrique and Poppers 7d ago

real life has that too, next time a cop pulls you over try it out. just make sure to quicksave beforehand

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u/RichardKingg 7d ago

Help guys I didn't quicksave and now I'm in the can

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u/Specialist-Rock4971 7d ago

Maybe you made an honor mode run by mistake? Try turning your game off and on again

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u/fuck_EA_ 7d ago

Option 3 is so hilarious, i would pick it every time

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u/FeelingReview5131 5d ago

And you need to roll 30 😜

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u/GoAwayImHereForMemes 7d ago

I like the detail that Karlach is wanted dead or alive while Astarion is only wanted alive

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u/Fit-Association4922 7d ago

I’m sure he wants to be alive, too 🥲

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u/LopsidedCity5217 5d ago

Might be more appropriate to say, "WANTED: UNDEAD."

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u/Lithenna 7d ago

Link to creator since OP seems forgetful : https://www.instagram.com/v_lee_z/

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u/jonbivo Paladin 7d ago

Or a lazy ass content thief that couldn't be bothered.

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u/zoonose99 7d ago

They’re the same picture

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u/The_Hidden_DM 7d ago

[Rogue] Look at the bright side, no one is going to recognize you with a wanted poster like that.

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u/MothmanThingy 4d ago

[Beserker] TAKE THE POSTER FROM HIS HANDS AND *RIP IT TO PIECES*** Here you go. Don't worry about it.

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u/Ok_Violinist_9820 Rogue 7d ago

The deception one is messed up 😂, hell actually believe that’s what he looks like since he can’t see himself in mirrors too.

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u/MinnieShoof Sorcerer 6d ago

That's

the joke.

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u/moony_possum 7d ago

That's what got me too T-T

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u/Emotional-Shallot674 7d ago

This is brilliant! Do you have a link to the creator?

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u/Costati 7d ago

Should have the "Lie [Deception]" but also a normal "What do you mean ? This is what you look like".
Cuz I love it when the game gives two statement but lets you decide if your character thinks it's a lie or not. It's great for roleplay. What if my character thinks this portrait is accurate ? They're allowed to be a bit delusional.

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u/Skywhisker Bard 7d ago

I feel like option 2 covers that, more or less.

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u/what_dat_ninja 7d ago

This is some Sanji/Duvall shit

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u/Dangerous_Jacket_129 7d ago

Meanwhile Karlach: Oh man! I look so badass here!

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u/Im5foot3inches 7d ago

Gaslight, Gatekeep

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u/stormyw23 6d ago

Girlboss

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u/Flaky-Skeleton-9609 Ranger 7d ago

I’m cackling what a way for Baldur’s gate to come back to my feed 😭😭😭

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u/ARoseThorn 6d ago

Their depiction of Karlach is bang-on though

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u/BadAshess 7d ago

Option 3 lmao

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u/Content_Hope_37 7d ago

Burn the poster

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u/RedditIsAReligion 6d ago

I would definitely choose the attack option.

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u/stopyouveviolatedthe 6d ago

Is this actual dialogue?

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u/J_Hyde1 6d ago

Karlach poster at the bottom.

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u/lionsaysrawr 6d ago

I would burn it every time lol

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u/ulfric_stormcloack 6d ago

-I don't know what brought you here, fate, destiny

-a squid

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u/Pavlinika 6d ago

Sorry but everyone knows it's a redraw of old fanart of Zevran, right?

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u/Trillian4210 2d ago

Option 4...doing an arcana check to read his mood LMAO