r/BatmanArkham • u/Accurate-Gap-3360 • Jan 31 '25

Humor Who would win?

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u/Atakan272767 Am I stupid? Jan 31 '25

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u/Latzar05 Fighting for INsanity! Jan 31 '25

NO, THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE

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u/-V1Ultrakill Jan 31 '25

He’s called Big boss for a reason my good man

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid I'm proud of you, Dick Jan 31 '25

It is

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u/Radio__Star Jan 31 '25

That’s Naked Snake

Debatably worse

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid I'm proud of you, Dick Jan 31 '25

He is wearing clothes.

And his snake is indeed solid, I gave it a Volgin double check.

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u/AgitatedFly1182 Jan 31 '25

The hell do you mean ‘debatably worse’? Naked Snake is pretty much the big bad of Metal Gear.

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid I'm proud of you, Dick Jan 31 '25

Not big bad, Big Boss

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u/98769876b Feb 01 '25

Why cant the Snake be both Naked and Solid?

Thats the best kind of Snake!

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u/RammerRS_Driver Feb 01 '25

STOP IMPERSONATING HIM!

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u/JohnBuck97 I'm proud of you, Dick Jan 31 '25

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u/Zipflik R.I.P Skedetcher Jan 31 '25

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u/WestNomadOnYT Miles, we are in a userflair now Jan 31 '25

NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE

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u/PistonPusher2009 I'm stupid! I'm stupid! Jan 31 '25

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u/comiksmaker1 Jan 31 '25

Me when MGR mentioned

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u/SlimyCactusssssss Feb 01 '25

Standing here I realized you were just like me

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u/comiksmaker1 Feb 01 '25

trying to make history

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u/AlgaeAccomplished538 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jan 31 '25

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u/Hexenkonig707 am I stupid? Jan 31 '25

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u/snaken11 Killer C#ck Jan 31 '25

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u/justheretodoplace Jan 31 '25

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u/weeb_man69_ Fighting for INsanity! Jan 31 '25

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u/Mega456Pikachu Jan 31 '25

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u/Kingslade77 Ryan Gosling Jan 31 '25

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u/Opposite_Tie_3719 what the fuck should i fuck fucking fuckity fuckery Jan 31 '25

Why are they walking? Can't they atleast say their name?

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u/Marcus_robber Fighting for INsanity! Jan 31 '25

My com is coming

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u/snaken11 Killer C#ck Jan 31 '25

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u/freggtheegg the who sold the world Jan 31 '25

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u/NoPermit9499 I'm proud of you, Dick Jan 31 '25

This post has gotten my... Metal Gear Rising.

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u/DraftyMamchak Fighting for INsanity! Jan 31 '25

Has it got your Metal Gear Rising, Revengeance?

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u/TheSForSecret Jan 31 '25

This is solid snake

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u/CraigDowman Daddy's Dollotron Feb 01 '25

Cum

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u/Thatdumbguy2 Jan 31 '25

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u/ThisIsMrAbapo yeah...i'm Man Jan 31 '25

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u/Formal-Revolution-74 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jan 31 '25

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u/usernamepolicysuck Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jan 31 '25
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u/freggtheegg the who sold the world Jan 31 '25

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u/aamodbk who the FUCK am i? Jan 31 '25

My honest reaction

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u/Fair_Lake_5651 Jan 31 '25

Me

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u/AccidentSalt5005 Spicy Spooky Cock Jan 31 '25

moaner's moan so loud, she'll destroy both of them easy.

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u/Cloud2110 I'm proud of you, Dick Jan 31 '25

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u/Pieman3001 Alsume Inmate Jan 31 '25

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u/WavePrince ARE YOU SHORE 🏖 Jan 31 '25

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming "I am revenge, I am the day, I AM SKEDETCHER!" Jan 31 '25

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u/BicycleAmazing Jan 31 '25

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u/MrComplainey Jan 31 '25

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u/One_Permission1564 will reverse "the sanity bringers" attemps of sanitity in aslume Feb 01 '25

I jorkin it to that man’s ass

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u/Dry_Jeweler_3487 yeah...i'm Man Jan 31 '25

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u/Bernardo_124-455 R.I.P Skedetcher Jan 31 '25

Dick

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u/ThisIsMrAbapo yeah...i'm Man Jan 31 '25

My honest reaction:

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u/rr0v3r who the FUCK am i? Jan 31 '25

mine :

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u/SpicyShakes Feb 01 '25

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u/Distantstallion it's simple, we unalive The Man Feb 01 '25

Dear God she's overflowing

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u/DarkArc76 Jan 31 '25

Who is he talking to, Man isn't even in that frame, is he stupid?

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u/Fish_N_Chipp Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jan 31 '25

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u/le-raging-bull Jan 31 '25

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u/Cerber108 Feb 04 '25

I love how he pushes it down for a moment bwfore picking it up.

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u/bmontepeque11 RTOOF Feb 01 '25

The only answer.

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u/Sk0p3r Jan 31 '25

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u/Cassereddit Press this to even the odds Jan 31 '25

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u/Hour_Parking5108 I'm Stupid Man Jan 31 '25

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u/WavePrince ARE YOU SHORE 🏖 Jan 31 '25

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u/ARC_Alpha-17 Why so serious? Jan 31 '25

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u/WavePrince ARE YOU SHORE 🏖 Jan 31 '25
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u/Formal-Revolution-74 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jan 31 '25

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u/Bobibugatti I'm insane Jan 31 '25

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u/WavePrince ARE YOU SHORE 🏖 Jan 31 '25

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u/firesurvivor22 Jan 31 '25

Where is this from?

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u/One_Permission1564 will reverse "the sanity bringers" attemps of sanitity in aslume Feb 01 '25

Lonny tonn

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u/PaAKos8 Freakdiance (Silksanity colonizer) Jan 31 '25

I have two moods:

"She's hot."

"God i wish i was her"

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u/That1Cat87 Jan 31 '25

Me hitting both buttons at once for “I want to be her and hers”

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u/PaAKos8 Freakdiance (Silksanity colonizer) Jan 31 '25

That's my "want to become a trans lesbian" mood.

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u/That1Cat87 Jan 31 '25

Also hello Radiance. raises void in threatening manner

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u/PaAKos8 Freakdiance (Silksanity colonizer) Jan 31 '25

Oh, i'm not the Radiance. I am Freakdiance. And things between me and Void daddy are 'boutta get freaky~

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u/WiltUnderALoomingSky Feb 01 '25 edited Feb 01 '25

I am becoming a trans lesbian

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u/PaAKos8 Freakdiance (Silksanity colonizer) Feb 01 '25

Damn. I am jelous.

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u/WiltUnderALoomingSky Feb 01 '25

I only just started transitioning and have no girlfriend but... um, I will oneday

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u/PaAKos8 Freakdiance (Silksanity colonizer) Feb 01 '25

Well, I hope you the best in life! :D

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u/WiltUnderALoomingSky Feb 01 '25

Thank you! You too, good luck with your transition if you decide to (or are right now)

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u/PaAKos8 Freakdiance (Silksanity colonizer) Feb 01 '25

I think i'll stay fluid for now. But who knows what future brings lol.

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u/KirukoNotKiriko Jan 31 '25

Realest thing I’ve ever read

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u/No_Competition_625 TEAM RTOOF Jan 31 '25

Wait who's on the left one?

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u/Sibz_Playz_YT Jonkling all night Jan 31 '25

woMan

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u/Vivizekt Jan 31 '25

Was man bitten by a radioactive wo?

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u/I_Love_Knotting Jan 31 '25

doctor wo

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u/BatInternational6760 who the FUCK am i? Jan 31 '25

David Tent bit Man

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u/FreeOrbs inventor of Jonkljuice™ Jan 31 '25

new aslume droped

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u/Crawkward3 What is this, some kind of Batman: Arkham knight? Jan 31 '25 edited Jan 31 '25

Helena Bertinelli/huntress. This is during no man’s land while Batman is gone. She stops wearing it soon and this gets turned into Cassandra’s batgirl costume

I mean uhhhh sex

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u/No_Competition_625 TEAM RTOOF Jan 31 '25

Thanks

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u/ThisIsMrAbapo yeah...i'm Man Jan 31 '25

Dunno...Woman????

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

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u/Gullfaxi09 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jan 31 '25

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u/WavePrince ARE YOU SHORE 🏖 Jan 31 '25

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u/Mishmoo Jan 31 '25

is there a fucking discord where you people share all of these fire ass reaction memes

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u/WavePrince ARE YOU SHORE 🏖 Feb 01 '25

Maybe. I got mine from reddit

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u/Average_Ningen_User R.I.P Skedetcher Feb 01 '25

You forgot about pixelisation Crane

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u/sanewastaken_68 Yeah...I'm Bat Jan 31 '25

woman

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u/Money-Map-9213 The urinal pooper Jan 31 '25

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u/Moonwh00per who the FUCK am i? Jan 31 '25

Don't fight it

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u/XxMr_Pink_PupxX R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jan 31 '25

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u/WavePrince ARE YOU SHORE 🏖 Jan 31 '25

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u/justheretodoplace Jan 31 '25

19 INCHES OF VENOM

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u/Jazzlike_Page508 There's no such thing as a "batman" Jan 31 '25

Maybe you need some solid dick from an iron man

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u/EveryandEggy Jan 31 '25

i like that in the third panel where she has the mask on i don’t actually see her in it, i just see “heheh, peter with boobs”

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u/ARC_Alpha-17 Why so serious? Jan 31 '25

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u/Naruku_Senpai3861 Alsume Inmate Jan 31 '25

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u/czacha_cs1 Officer Bald Jan 31 '25

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u/BarthRevan Jan 31 '25

“So I’m filling in!” You sure are, MJ. You sure are.

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u/Sussno_o_ DIO is better than BONE Jan 31 '25

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u/BadPilot1441 That one sane guy standing in the corner Jan 31 '25

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u/ClussyV2 Jan 31 '25

Why does she have no spider symbol but Batwoman has?

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u/Moonwh00per who the FUCK am i? Jan 31 '25

woman doesn't have a spider symbol silly

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u/AlliedXbox Fighting for Sanity! Jan 31 '25

The viewers?

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 Jan 31 '25

In this situation, everyone.

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u/That1Cat87 Jan 31 '25

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u/HardyBollocks Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Feb 01 '25

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u/That1Cat87 Feb 01 '25

I prefer “Nature’s pillows”

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u/The_Furryous07Gamer Jan 31 '25

Man would win ofc

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u/LordSatanus666 Jan 31 '25

As an aslume patient i need more of this to ummm…. Stay insane. Yeah! That, now if youll excuse my imma go jonkle

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u/Separate_Path_7729 Two Guns bitch! Jan 31 '25

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u/SneithSitting Am I stupid? Jan 31 '25

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u/Rude_Ad4514 Am I stupid? Feb 01 '25

If I’m Bruce Wayne and I see Selina Kyle in my costume with her hair down like that I’m folding like a paper aeroplane

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u/MemeKnowledge_06 Batcock worshipper Jan 31 '25

Me and the rest of the cummunity

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u/jaj18189 Feb 01 '25

More like who I'd smash

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u/Lower-Set-3700 Feb 01 '25

Processing img ggmqd8z4qgge1...

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u/Expensive-Slip-1308 Feb 01 '25

Serious question, how do we think MJ possibly fits her hair all in that mask

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

Why is Man now Woman? Is she trans?

If so I support her

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u/justheretodoplace Jan 31 '25

Is woman going to remove her Officer balls?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Probably

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u/Optimal_Weight368 Jan 31 '25

Isn’t the first image Huntress in the Batman costume?

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u/Yeetus-Eliteus125 Jan 31 '25

There is only one

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u/firesurvivor22 Jan 31 '25

Insanity aside, which comics are these from?

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u/ColdWarCharacter Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Feb 01 '25

Bob the Builder kills the Image Universe

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u/NathanAlex1486 Jan 31 '25

Woman vs -Woman

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u/hmcamorgan2712 Jan 31 '25

Why she has a bat symbol, instead a man symbol, is she stupid?

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u/Honk_J_Wimblyton Jan 31 '25

question: do they like plushies?

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u/Keito_Kest Jan 31 '25

I ove how both suits suddenly have boob pockets lol

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u/Next-Intention-9265 Jan 31 '25

Clearly it would be... Mysterio

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u/RammerRS_Driver Feb 01 '25

We all know Batwoman has a contingency plan for Spider-Woman. She’ll win with prep time.

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u/mrfellaman53 Am I stupid? Feb 01 '25

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u/Scorpion_6162 I'm the Jonkler addict who lives in your walls Jan 31 '25

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u/jojo_reference-guy20 Jan 31 '25

Batwoman would probably win very easily. Helena was already a skilled combatant and superhero before she put on the bat costume. Mary Jane just put on the costume.

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u/frostbaka Jan 31 '25

Maan, they are not "fighting" in a traditional sense. r/Marvel is that way.

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u/jojo_reference-guy20 Jan 31 '25

Oh... Sorry, I misunderstood the question at first lol

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u/Neither_Divide217 Am I stupid? Jan 31 '25

me 😏

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u/ThisMachineKills____ Fighting for INsanity! Jan 31 '25

Well Man is stronger than Spider so Woman must be stronger than Wospider

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u/Cassereddit Press this to even the odds Jan 31 '25

Me