r/BatmanArkham 22d ago

Insanity .

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u/Weak-Abbreviations-9 22d ago

Consider the following:

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u/nordicspirit93 22d ago

Jarvis, remove his d....

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u/Early_Mycologist9092 "What a fool I was to get involved in this madness." 22d ago

"No balls detected, Mr. Stark."

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u/Competitive_Storm442 22d ago

"DETECT HARDER JARVIS WE NEED TO-

What the hell? What was that?! Did anyone else see it?!

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u/Weak-Abbreviations-9 22d ago

It's a dog it's a rat No... it's

Soup

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u/usernamepolicysuck Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 22d ago

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u/Wise_Lizard There's no such thing as a "batman" 22d ago

Soup eating Soup?!

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u/SuperBaconPant 22d ago

Sitting on Soap!

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u/Mr_Championator R.I.P Skedetcher 22d ago
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u/SeamusMcBalls 21d ago

It’s a lemur…. I think

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u/FabianFranzen98 Follower of Officer Bald 22d ago

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u/Real_Medic_TF2 why did griffith summon the godhand? is he ambitious? 22d ago

Nooooo I’m gonna have all of my electrons stolen

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u/SoMaisUmCaraQualquer 22d ago edited 22d ago

I wonder how devastating that would be to a person

Edit: I asked chat gpt and apparently the person would literally explode and desintegrate

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u/BRNitalldown 22d ago

It would do a lot more than that

Although the person exploding and disintegrating is a given in this situation

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u/SoMaisUmCaraQualquer 22d ago edited 22d ago

So not only the person would be exploded and disintegrated, but also the entire planet.

Sweet, thx for the info

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u/FabianFranzen98 Follower of Officer Bald 21d ago

It's the ultimate prank tbh, gonna do that to my boss on the first of April

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u/HauntingSchool7232 15d ago

Looks like your boss is going to give the entire earth permanent time off, thanks fabians boss!

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u/jellamuk 22d ago

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u/Less_Estimate_3617 22d ago

AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT

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u/TheSportsLorry highly inappropriate flair 22d ago

I MOVED MY FINGERS IN A LEFTWARD DIRECTION

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u/TheFlyinArmy_29 22d ago

ONLY TO BE BAMBOOZLED

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u/imJlNX 22d ago

CUZ THERE WAS INDEED NO SECOND IMAGE

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u/Lun4r6543 22d ago

AS THE LITTLE 1/2 SYMBOL IN THE CORNER INDICATED

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u/Il-Chi 22d ago

AND IT WAS INDEED A PRANK AT MY EXPENSE

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u/Familiar-Mix-243 22d ago

YET I STILL PROCEEDED TO FALL FOR IT DESPITE MY INITIAL FEARS WARNING ME

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u/odnalor81 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 21d ago

AM I OF LOWER INTELLIGENCE?

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u/TheTraygon 21d ago

I love this sub. I haven't even played the games. It's just a small work of beauty created by a human collective.

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u/OkGap8035 21d ago

This is the single most sane and wholesome comment I’ve ever seen in this sub. And honestly, I really love that.

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u/Familiar-Mix-243 21d ago

What this sub is about has far transcended the games at this point

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u/Eeddeen42 21d ago

Same. It’s glorious.

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u/Atakan272767 Am I stupid? 21d ago

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u/usernamepolicysuck Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 22d ago

I PUT MY THUMB IN MY ASS

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/No-Jellyfish-3364 who the FUCK am i? 22d ago

Sorry I was hungwy :3

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u/DarkChaos0 Am I stupid? 21d ago

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u/StardaxPrime 21d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Takoizu_ 22d ago

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u/Safe-Hawk8366 who the FUCK am i? 22d ago

How I felt after swiping

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u/neltu8503 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 22d ago

This made me laugh hard, thank you.

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u/Burqa_destroyer Killer C#ck 22d ago

This made me hard, thank

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u/Murray38 22d ago

This laugh made you hard, thank me.

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u/FlyingHippoM 22d ago

Thank you

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u/Safe-Hawk8366 who the FUCK am i? 22d ago

🫡

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u/HereComeDatBoi573 21d ago

My reaction to fugos stand never being used properly:

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u/Massive_Weiner I’m proud of you, Dick 22d ago

How bro actually felt

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u/Weak-Abbreviations-9 22d ago

wtf Bob had 3rd hand on the ground

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u/_Lost_The_Game 21d ago

Similar to how i feel when you read my username

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u/s_t_u_f_f 22d ago

That's by far the most convincing one

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u/Professional_Dot_145 22d ago

Instead of 2 dots it's 3 now. Fuck

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u/Dull_District7800 yeah...i'm Man 22d ago

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u/Yeetman089 I'm proud of you, Dick 21d ago

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u/Scawy171 Killer C#ck 22d ago

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u/Hanerzen Nah... i'm Woman 22d ago

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u/usernamepolicysuck Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 22d ago

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u/usernamepolicysuck Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 22d ago

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u/Foxaryse R.I.P Skedetcher 22d ago

it's easier on pc, cause there no arrow's to click

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u/Helpful_Head_5309 Am I stupid? 22d ago
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u/Kenny_Complains I'm proud of you, Dick 22d ago

FUCK! I’m NOT proud of you, Dick

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 22d ago
  • Me, after a drunken one-night stand.

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u/Raecino Arkham Knight 21d ago

💀💀💀💀

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u/nosleepypills resident dentist 22d ago

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u/Apprehensive-Ad3120 22d ago

I fucking tried to swipe even on this pic😭😭😭😭😭 my brain is jonkled

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u/JonklerFromHamAslume Why so serious? 22d ago

Your honor, I don't learn SHIT, look up the definition of insanity you FUCKING DUMBASS

That's why I jonkled on your dad

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u/vinhdoanjj 22d ago

I wiped, not once, not twice, but thrice.

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u/TurboMemester 22d ago

he looks like the goonicide guy

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u/talking_joke Exposed To Ace Chemicals 22d ago

I WIPED!?!?!?

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u/jam_in_a_doughnut-1 Fighting for INsanity! 22d ago

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u/neltu8503 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! 22d ago

I FUCKING WIPED

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u/beartheperson 22d ago

I have found myself thoroughly and profoundly deceived, utterly bamboozled and misled, ensnared by the mere facade that Reddit has so intricately and artfully imposed upon me. This facade, which I now recognize as little more than a superficial veneer designed to mislead and manipulate, has thoroughly clouded my judgment and perception. I have been so engrossed in the deceptive presentation that I failed to trust my own inner instincts and intuitive sense, which had been subtly but persistently urging me to question the authenticity and value of what was before me. Instead, I continued to engage with the interface, swiping left with the misguided belief that there was something more substantial and meaningful hidden beneath the surface of this illusion, something that might justify my continued interest and effort. This error in judgment and failure to act upon my genuine feelings of doubt and skepticism have led me to a stark realization: I was profoundly misled by the deceptive appearances and the superficial charm of the presentation. My misplaced trust in the facade, coupled with my failure to follow my inner guidance, has resulted in a deeper understanding of the extent to which I was duped by what was, in essence, a mere illusion. I now see that the reality behind the facade was far less impressive and substantia than I had hoped, and this recognition brings with it a profound sense of disillusionment and regret.

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u/SILVIO_X Jonklers Jerky Jombling Jadonka Jombler 22d ago

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u/swiggityswooty72 22d ago

Welp time to do a genocide run

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u/IllusionUser 22d ago

I fucking wiped Crane and he didn’t even fucking thank me fuck

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop yeah...i'm Man 22d ago

😡😡

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u/dominikk21__ who the FUCK am i? 22d ago

I FUCKING WIPED AGAIN

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u/Quirinus84 I'm proud of you, Dick 22d ago

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u/jafoxnuke yeah...i'm Man 22d ago

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u/Ewanb10 TEAM BIDOOF 22d ago

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u/NovaStar2099 22d ago

HOW DO I FALL FOR THIS EVERY TIME 😭

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u/Thebigdog79 Skedetcher’s Legacy Lives On! 22d ago

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u/owenxtreme2 I'm proud of you, Dick 22d ago

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u/JPldw 22d ago

I forgot to look at the sub name

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u/Lunarstarlight- Chaos enjoyer 22d ago edited 22d ago

In this world, it's WIPE or BE WIPED!

HEHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHE AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!

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u/VinChaJon 22d ago

HAH I DIDNT WIPE

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u/nefD TEAM BIDOOF 22d ago

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u/dannyyang910930 Mąńßëxůæľíťŷ 22d ago

HA! I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON AND I AM NOT THAT STUPID!!!

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u/Appropriate_Lie7115 22d ago

I have fallen for this image twice already today, before on undertale Reddit or waterfall dump forgot which one, and then now

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u/bfbfan2005 22d ago

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u/85530 22d ago

I fucking wiped, fuck you

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u/haraMukA 22d ago

I wiped

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u/Rei_Master_of_Nanto Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 22d ago

I'm gonna fist you to death

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u/No_Word4863 Aslume Inmate 22d ago

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u/Leddaq_Pony 22d ago

I tried swiping 3 times and it didnt go through. On the 4th, it swiped... I really AM stupid

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u/TheHam-man 22d ago

FUCK I DID IT TWICE AND READ IT BOTH TIMES

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u/spacestationkru Exposed To Ace Chemicals 22d ago

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u/Eph_Milaneso 22d ago

I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT 🤬

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u/TheRealSlamShiddy Officer Piss 😈 22d ago

Why did I keep trying to swipe it 3-4 times? Am I stupid?

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u/TJH_207436 22d ago

Shit I almost Wiped!

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u/Tyrexramz0126 Man is superior for years to come 22d ago

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u/anarcho-posadist2 Killer C#ck 22d ago

I am going to set that flower on fire

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u/Jeymz_Harbour254 21d ago

Not this time mf

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u/sornav_el Am I stupid? 21d ago

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u/iwanashagTwitch 21d ago

Consider the following:

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u/RyRy1711 21d ago

Thought we were cool

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u/Enderboy1619__ 21d ago

It's kill or be killed

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u/Revolutionarytard Am I stupid? 22d ago

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u/SproutSan prawn ready🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐 22d ago

seems like i didnt

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u/AnythingGoesGames 22d ago

I didn’t wipe

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u/Aok_al 22d ago

Bitch

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u/No_Gain7132 22d ago

I’m about to invent time travel to erase your best friend from existence and then push you down the stairs (I’ll leave before you see me).

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u/KikiChelon438 22d ago

WHY IS THIS COMING BACK, ITS REVIVING

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u/ANameToUse0nReddit 22d ago

I didn't even swipe. I just scrolled past. Well, I did look at the top corner and see it didn't fade away like a certain music game character that smoked.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

😭

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u/ShadowISshady 22d ago

I wiped twice, how cooked am i

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u/Caberddee 22d ago

didn't even notice the dots and "1/3", am I stupid? *

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u/TehChaseyKid Asylum Guard 22d ago

Ughhhh…

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u/paulbrigola 22d ago

I ain't bring fooled

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u/KenpachiNexus 22d ago

It's not that haven't learned, I'm just choosing to believe that people can be better😊

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u/Ballmaster3000 22d ago

After letting out an audible sight, I guide my thumb down to the up vote button. As this useless excuse for a flower was right I haven’t learned a thing.

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u/Petrichor0110 22d ago

Didn’t fall for it because

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u/The-Panthion 22d ago

I tried swiping. It didn't work.

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u/Tutuatutuatutua_2 Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 22d ago

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u/WolfCrafter28 22d ago

Why does pis not have eyes? is it blind?

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u/saggiest_nuts12736 22d ago

I TRIED TO SWIPE THIS 4 TIMES WTF IS WRONG WITH ME 😭

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u/Mnshine_1 22d ago

Swiping... Swiping never changes.

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u/OOOPUANNGUANGOOOWOAW Am I stupid? 22d ago

FUCK

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u/Borekhan_01 22d ago

I WIPED DAMN IT

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u/NextSponge TEAM BIDOOF 22d ago

my dumbass didn't even realise it was a post on this sub till it was already too late, and I was considered wiped

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u/10wn1t 22d ago

Wiped again :'(

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u/awesumindustrys 22d ago

I didn’t wipe. I finally beat you you stupid flower

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u/man_beaver who the FUCK am i? 22d ago

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u/GiGiTyGeEmEr 22d ago

I swiped twice

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u/KestreltheMechamorph Paranoid Anti-Swiper 22d ago

I am veteran man

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u/No-Jellyfish-3364 who the FUCK am i? 22d ago

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u/DatedDevotee61 22d ago

Mods... Invert his balls.

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u/TheChonkler78 22d ago

THIRD TIMENIBFALL FOR I5 AM I STUPID

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u/Silent_Reavus 22d ago

NO GOD DAMN IT

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u/greyguy017 22d ago

That's it. We're revoking your life licence.

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u/SeaAware3305 Nah... i'm Woman 22d ago

CURSE YOU

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u/Joe_Gio 22d ago

why did the flowery do that

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u/DivineLasso 22d ago

My dumbass did it twice

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u/Xenon-Hacks 22d ago

GOD DAMNIT!

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u/Wise_Lizard There's no such thing as a "batman" 22d ago

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u/Catcrafter963 who the FUCK am i? 22d ago

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u/meguminuzamaki 22d ago

Am I stupid?

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u/SovietBias huh? 22d ago

I wiped

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u/Krukiska 22d ago

WHY WHWWHYWBHYWHYWGTWGHYAHHHGH GF G GHGGĦĦĦAGHGGHH G VÃÂĦĞGAAAĦ