r/BatmanArkham 20d ago

Man QUICKLY, GIVE IT TO HIM

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u/_Nanomachines-son_ yeah...i'm Man 20d ago

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u/thetabo Who's good lookin'? Surely you puddin'! 20d ago

You can't be doing this to me just as I started watching the show

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u/Ziomownik Am I stupid? 20d ago

Foolish samurai warrior smoking a magic blunt

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u/Ihavenonameideaslol9 Am I stupid? 20d ago

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u/TBA_Titanic27 20d ago

I will gamble my son's college fund.

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u/MeatSafeMurderer 20d ago

I will gamble your son's college fund.

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u/Klutzy_Ice8425 R.I.P Kevin Conroy 20d ago

I will gamble my son

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u/Sp3cchar 20d ago

I will gamble my

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u/Klutzy_Ice8425 R.I.P Kevin Conroy 20d ago

You're getting gambled

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u/HappylilBonsaiTree 20d ago

You’re is getting gambled

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 20d ago

I will son my gamble fund

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u/Johnnybats330 20d ago

I will gamble that's dude son's college fund.

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u/Jefrejtor 20d ago

Mr Evrart is helping me find my gun.

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u/Nerracui0 20d ago

*Would you kindly gamble with your son's college fund.

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u/LittlePotatoGirlll 20d ago

Don't gotta tell me twice

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u/sesaw_sarah 20d ago

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u/LB1234567890 20d ago

Would.

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u/Felix8XD Killer C#ck 20d ago

which one

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u/Injvn Nah... i'm Woman 20d ago

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u/LB1234567890 20d ago

Both.

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u/Felix8XD Killer C#ck 20d ago

Valid. Carry on

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u/Frosty-Feathers 20d ago

Does the werewolf have boobs?

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u/LB1234567890 20d ago

Some do, some don't.

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u/Frosty-Feathers 20d ago

I mean this specific one, thus the "the" and singular form.

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u/nefD TEAM BIDOOF 20d ago

Whoa hey just put the gun down man, everyone be cool

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u/dvdjhp R.I.P Skedetcher 20d ago

If only Oswald did

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 20d ago

OKAY OKAY DONT SHOOT! 😦

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u/JokersKeepinTime Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 20d ago

OH BONE, PLEASE SHOOT!! 🥵

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 20d ago

He’s gonna shoot in me! 😈 Nut

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u/ClownFuker Gonna jonkle the Jonkler 20d ago

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u/JokersKeepinTime Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 20d ago
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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 20d ago

I want him to do that to me!!!

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u/SonicYB yeah...i'm Man 20d ago

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 20d ago

He’s so sexy!!!!

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u/Own_Picture_243 R.I.P Skedetcher 20d ago

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u/QueefGenie There's no such thing as a "batman" 20d ago

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u/Linxy_Is_Busy Am I stupid? 20d ago

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u/Kindney_Collection 20d ago

Tick tock heavy like banes truck

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u/LWanderer07 Exposed to FEV and Ace Chemicals. God help me... 20d ago

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u/Faloffel2 20d ago

They just released a sequel called the Hawk²

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u/KnightsofRen23 yeah...i'm Man 20d ago

They also released a spinoff called Hawk² A

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u/gAmEiNgAmA Definitely not a sane arkham spy 20d ago

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u/thegreeseegoose 20d ago

HOI4 detected, kill them now Man

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u/Tsunamicat108 (The man absorbed the flair.) 20d ago

If you insist

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u/One_too_many_faps 20d ago

Yep, I'm jacking off to that

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u/FreeOrbs inventor of Jonkljuice™ 20d ago
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u/schodown 20d ago

It's porn. Just blow my head off

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u/shadylegoman 20d ago

But what kind of porn?

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u/talhahtaco There's no such thing as a "batman" 20d ago
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u/Lost_Smoke Exposed To Ace Chemicals 20d ago

My instinct to save an r/batmanarkahm image is stronger than my capability of reading

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u/horsecumx 20d ago

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u/GoldDragon334058 20d ago

Man did. Did you not read the post? :3 /j

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u/horsecumx 20d ago

This was literally the last pic in my gallery😩 No disrespect to Man🫡😩

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u/CreamAxolotle 20d ago

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u/That1Cat87 20d ago

Now we need Mark crushing Mark’s neck between Mark’s cheeks

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u/Bregneste 20d ago

holy shit is that

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u/Secret_President 20d ago

Why can I hear this image?

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u/Manul_2025 20d ago

Man, please don't be angry with me. I have an image from my gallery for you!

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u/iwanashagTwitch 20d ago

What a lovely cartoon

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u/Dragonslayer200782 Daddy's Dollotron 20d ago

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u/LuhRodigo Fighting for Sanity! 20d ago

... i'm sorry 😓

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u/TheFlamingWolfgang 20d ago

Is that Prince Andrew on the left?

If so, good on ya, Francis

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u/LEEAAFF Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) 20d ago

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u/No-Jellyfish-3364 who the FUCK am i? 20d ago

-13

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u/PootisSentry Am I stupid? 20d ago

Here

Have my bananana. I took this picture myself.

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u/Honig98 R.I.P Skedetcher 20d ago

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u/voidborn420 Arkham Knight 20d ago

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u/bob_the_platypus 20d ago

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u/RealisticDrink05 20d ago

Enlighten me on the:

Others

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u/bob_the_platypus 20d ago

Millennia-old dialects straight from the writings of some pagan cult to summon eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension (and JavaScript, which is worse)

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u/WhyAreOldPeopleEvil Alsume Inmate 20d ago

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u/BRANFLAKES8521 Do you guys taste Copper? 20d ago

I mean... Since you're so eager...

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u/KnightsofRen23 yeah...i'm Man 20d ago

Freakinator

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u/TomaRedwoodVT I want to be the Aslume’s official Vtuber representation 20d ago

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u/Present-Judgment-843 20d ago

You already know what I was going to do with it

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u/JamiePz1101 happy ghast my beloved 20d ago

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u/georgeclooney1739 R.I.P Skedetcher 20d ago

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u/mikkokulmala officer balls 20d ago

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u/Felix8XD Killer C#ck 20d ago

doch nicht ohne tüte bruuuuder, das ist wirklich crazy

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u/IUnderscoreArtworks 20d ago

its a post from this sub, i simply spread the news to my online freinds as warning

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u/plz-be-my-friend 20d ago

Longest 9 days of my life

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u/bumblebleebug Nah... i'm Woman 20d ago

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u/Dickweed22 There's no such thing as a "batman" 20d ago
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u/Correct-Basil-8397 20d ago

The alcoholic bassist offers you booze for your happiness spiral. Do you accept?

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u/Fancykingkirby TEAM RTOOF 20d ago

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u/swiggityswooty72 20d ago

Okay here it is…be cool Man

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u/SoldRespectForMoney R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin 20d ago

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u/RememberTommorrow R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin 20d ago
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u/mattseeass7 Fighting for INsanity! 20d ago

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u/kallmekaison who the FUCK am i? 20d ago

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u/ElderQu WE REACHED 500K INMATES! LETS FUCKING JOE!!!1 20d ago

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u/Mounirthatguy Your r/okbuddymimir neighbor 20d ago

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u/TheCyberHyper Am I stupid? 20d ago

Epic Kira painting

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u/SandStormv2 Power winch 20d ago

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u/Glittering-Bat-5981 20d ago

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u/SquillFancyson1990 20d ago

Good ole Kings and Generals

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u/Otterz4Life I'm proud of you, Dick 20d ago

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u/WestNomadOnYT Miles, we are in a userflair now 20d ago

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u/AwakenedHero2277 20d ago

My last saved picture was her with her whole wenor out so I'll just use the second to last one instead

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u/Tiny_Parsley_5253 Jonkler’s Favorite Crowbar 20d ago

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u/South_Construction42 20d ago

Do not question it.

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u/thedarkracer Arkham Knight 20d ago

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u/Lux-Umbra10109 20d ago

I'm innocent!!!

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u/9382ks Jgaming2003's Number One Fan's Number One Fan 20d ago

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u/Brooklao 20d ago

New Jojo Part 9 chapter came thru