thats not Glorbus McGlorbus thats Charles II from Spain, better known as the "bewitched", since he was so inbred he was drooling all over the floor all the time (also, he could not reproduce, not because he was sterile but because his d**k was so big it was anatomically impossible for him to mate).
Ironically you are wrong with the actual source of the Image, it's William the Silent, known as the Father of the Fatherland in the Netherlands, as he is portrayed in civ 3
My OC came close to beating Superman...then Lex basically went "You're mostly using plans from myself and that one light based villain from the cartoon, are you stupid?" and so she gets so tilted by that she shelves the kryptonite and the Red Sunlight generators and just uses her Kinetic Absorbtion armour and...admitedly does get a few more good hits in before losing
Doesnt that means the toddler in that universe then can beat the superman too or that guys has weakness againts toddlers so superman can beat him by throwing toddlers at him
He used all his energy in a fight so instead of resting, he wanted to get drunk for the first time with the JL. In the panel he has his strength but no flight so he just super jumps around the city
That's cool as fuck, I love when superheros have to face mundane things, like not being able to get drunk, Barry not being able to get drunk was one of my favorite side parts of the flash show lol
he used a super powerful special move that made him powerless for a short period of time. he used this chance to experience life as a normal human and get drunk for the first time
Maybe read the comics first, Omni Man gets beaten by Thragg no diff who in turn is pretty much on par with battle beast when they fight to the death over multiple days, also eventually by Allen and the Guardians beat him too at another time when they weren't surprised by his attack. In the comics he didn't "let them beat him so it's convincing" and that's also not confirmed in the show, that's just your interpretation, to me it looked very much like he's struggling and the reason why he killed the Guardians in the first place was because he thought them a threat to viltrums takeover. If it was as easy to dispose of them as you suggest he wouldn't have needed to do what he did in the show.
It doesn’t seem to be AI, the artist just gave him really massive hands and his gloves are the same color as his chest, if you look closely there is a line separating them.
People need to get better at checking their work, I see where they are coming from but it is clearly not AI, and just what people look like when their arms are crossed.
Personally I think the battle would end inconclusively because in the middle of the fight Superman would be overwhelmed by the sexiness of Omniman’s mustache and the two would start hardcore making out. Omniman would then be taught the power of love by Clark’s passionate lips and the two of them would go on to stop fighting and open up a Bed and Breakfast together in Oregon.
”And as they both trembled before his all -powerful awesomeness, the feline ferociously roared a singular word, of which it held the most earth-quaking message ever spoken: *MEOW*”
I read the comics and for viltrumites to destroy a planet they needed to destabilise the core and then hit it ( 3 of them ) at the same time, but super man could one Handley destroy a planet
Exactly, power scaling is just the dumbest thing because no writer is gonna be calculating the weight of giant rocks or the amount of force required to hold a ferry together lol. They just make strong character do strong thing and these guys act like it’s all planned out
The original comic is drawn by a known right wing grifter who was trying to mock queer people for just kind of sort existing in game development. I think this specifically was done in response to one of the lead writers on the Indiana Jones game being queer and acting like that was the only thing that person mentioned in an interview. It isn't lol and the only indication they were gay was some pride thing they were wearing.
Anyway this is just kind of making fun of the original comic.
Kirkman must have taken his stupid pills that day. Superman would beat Omniman like a rented mule, and he'd probably tell Omniman that he could be a better person and that he should rethink his life choices while doing it.
Oh shit the creator of Omni-Man says Omni-Man is the most powerful Omni to ever Man, except that's not possible because Man is the most Man to ever Man
Exactly. If I write my character, Glorbus McShittus Maximus to be a naked guy with a sticc, and state that he is THE strongest, fastest, bestest, then anyone can try to square him up, he'll be the winner
my favorite thing about these mock omni-man vs superman fights is they always make it about just strength as if big blue doesn't have a literal plethora of other powers. like i picture omni-man charging him and supes just slices off an arm with his heat vision.
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u/jridlee 6d ago
I almost forgot where I was and started typing something about how everyone thinks they can beat supes.
Then I scrolled down and saw dick getting choked by butt cheeks and I remembered.